Uni Watch: 1999–2025 After a long run, Uni Watch’s coverage of athletics aesthetics is coming to a close.

RIP Uni-Watch
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He gone…

Kimmel's show put together a montage of Trump insisting dozens of times yesterday to "DON'T TAKE TYLENOL." Complete insanity.

“How you die does not redeem how you lived.”

Vintage grape nuts cereal ad. An anthropomorphic box of G-nuts with thick sexy legs holds a man in a suit from behind.

Grape Nuts (holding me back): Whoa whoa whoa, hey man, just let it go! This asshole isn't worth it!

David Brent still can’t catch a break.

SIL recommended, and then I checked him out on Instagram. Fine-line artist outside of Houston. I get compliments constantly on the level of detail.

Brian Kelly got knocked over by an official, disappointed not to get a better replay (h/t @redditcfb.com)

Trump’s White House Decorator Explains All the Changes Our Vision Redecorating the White House is a sacred task. My all-star crew of designers includes London Tipton, the ghost of Elvis Presley, a prom ...

"For the Oval Office, we asked, 'What if Liberace and Marie Antoinette had a baby? And what if that baby projectile-vomited all over the room?' Empty space was our enemy. The clearance aisle at HomeGoods was our answer."
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But we're getting an LIV Golf tournament next year.

Terence Stamp, General Zod and film icon, dead at 87 - Salon.com Legendary British icon now remembered for Superman, Star Wars and a six-decade movie career

Can’t believe Neil Young outlived him. I always assumed it would be…

(puts on sunglasses)

..Neil before Zod.

I had two 5-year-olds chasing me at a kids’ birthday yesterday, and I threw on the brakes, gave them a little juke, and then hit the gas, and they collided with each other where they thought I was going to be and went down in a crying heap. Absolutely cooked their asses. One of the kids was mine.

YouTube video by Road Less Marveled May 1, 1969: Fred Rogers testifies before the Senate Subcommittee on Communications

With news that the Corporation for Public Broadcasting is shutting down due to Trump’s meddling, it’s worth watching Mr. Rogers testifying to the Senate about the real value of what we’ve all lost.

The Metropolitan Museum of Art Puts 490,000 High-Res Images Online & Makes Them Free to Use Update: The Metropolitan Museum of Art has put online 492,000 high-resolution images of artistic works. Even better, the museum has placed the vast majority of these images into the public domain, mea...

The Metropolitan Museum of Art Puts 490,000 High-Res Images Online & Makes Them Free to Use

you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

say it again:

4 million people work in higher ed, the largest employer in 10 states, second largest employer in 10 more, and in 60 of the 100 biggest cities

ROI for NIH and NSF for local economies is conservatively 4x, often close to 10x

demolishing higher education is economic sabotage

More from Pedro:

"I want people to be safe and protected. I want to live on the right side of history. I am an immigrant. My parents are refugees from Chile. We fled a dictatorship and I was privileged enough to grow up in the US after asylum in Denmark. I stand by those protections, always."

Love this from Pedro Pascal at Cannes:

"Fear is the way that they win, so keep telling the stories and expressing yourself and fighting. F*ck the people that try to make you scared and fight back. Don’t let them win"

I’m Chunk’s Mother, and No, He Did Not Consult Me Before Telling Sloth He Could Live with Us Motherhood is all about making sacrifices and supporting your children, no matter how outrageous their decisions may be. I’ve learned to accept the...

"I’m not being heartless. I know that Sloth is a victim, and yes, I know that 'Sloth loves Chunk.' And I can appreciate the fact that 'Chunk loves Sloth.' I’m just trying to think this through logistically. There is literally nowhere to put him."

I’m Stacy’s Mom, and Here Are All the Things I’ve Got Goin’ On What do I, Stacy’s mom, “got goin’ on”? A contentious divorce, for one. It wasn’t just that I found out my soon-to-be ex-husband was paying to be u...

"It’s always 'Stacy’s mom has got it going' on' and never 'Stacy’s mom, what’s goin' on?' Or how about 'Stacy’s mom, how are you today? How are you shouldering the considerable burden of being a single mom with a high-pressure, high-visibility career?'"

Oh Crap, My Mom Just Cashed In All Her Mother’s Day Coupons I only have 137 days until my wedding, but I’m starting to worry I won’t finish all of the planning. You see, my mom just cashed in decades worth o...

"I often wondered why she held on to those expertly crafted coupons, never cashing in a single one. I used to think, 'Aw, she loves all of my artwork,' or 'She’s saving these to show her grandkids,' but now I know she was waiting and plotting."

An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter is a Tragedy Dear Mr. RFK Jr., (The “dear” is tradition. Don’t mistake it for affection.) You said autistic children are a burden. That they ruin families. That...

This is a really beautiful piece from @mcsweeneys.net about the inherent value of neurodivergent people. RFK Jr. is dead wrong in the way he demeans and diminishes people with autism.

www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/an-...

"And frommmmm Chicaaaaaago, standing 6'1", 6'6" with the papal mitre, your starting pontiff, Rrrrrrobbbbberrrrtttt PREEEEEEEEVOOOOOOSSST!"

we are living in back to the future 2 where biff tannen somehow rules the world. somebody needs to go back to 1955 and take the sports almanac away from this motherfucker!!

why are so many AI commercials predicated upon “ok so imagine you’re just an incredible dumbass”

The Jedi Academy Will No Longer Teach Anakin Skywalker’s Massacre of the Younglings “The new Republican governor of Arkansas, Sarah Sanders, said the move to ban critical race theory in public schools in her state was a preventativ...

"The curriculum will no longer cover Order 66, when the Jedi Council misinterpreted a prophecy, chose the wrong chosen one, and allowed the Sith to infiltrate our ranks, which culminated in Anakin Skywalker murdering the younglings and then proceeding to enslave the entire galaxy."

Yoda Botches Five Classic Jokes 1. In love two melons are. Yet run off and marry they do not. Why? Because elope, they cannot. - - -2. On a seafood diet, I am. Food I see; eat it ...

"I sense much fear in six. Fear of seven. Why? Because nine, seven ate."

Trump's polling has already collapsed It took under 100 days for buyer's remorse to set in.

In just 100 days:

Measles outbreaks
Tariffs costing us $5k each
Gutting healthcare
Thousands of veterans fired
Abducting immigrants
Concentration camps
Deporting citizens
Legalized discrimination
Texted war plans
Alienated allies
Took bribes
Sold Teslas

Jesus CHRIST