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Someone play with my hole? 🥺

Don’t tell the tax man but I just sold a Starbucks mug on Vinted for £30 which I only paid £14 for 😮‍💨

Ohh all is forgiven then 🥰

Woke up v sad today because oomf called me fat in my dream 😢

Like this if I can sit on your face x

Feel free to send them to me too 🥰

Haven’t treated myself to a new jock for a while so hmu with your suggestions ☺️

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Me after topping for the first time in about 3 years 😮‍💨

Shopping for shorts and now I’m suddenly horny

I feel great 🥹

Been to Australia and back in the last week and had 3 hours sleep since Sunday morning 🪦

Can we all agree the Jet2 voiceover is boring now?

I changed Siri to have an Irish accent and it’s the best thing I ever did 😂

Who’s coming with me? 😏

Just noticed an old school follower of like 10+ years has unfollowed me on insta and I don’t know what I’ve done to upset him 🥺🥺🥺

They’ve really made Grindr impossible to use haven’t they? Still refusing to pay 🥰

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OneDrive reminding me it’s been 5 years since the sexy plasterer kept leaving his dirty clothes at my house 🐽 😏

I’ve been in Liverpool for an hour and haven’t had anyone in me yet?????

Hopefully 🥰

Heading there Monday so watch this space 😏

Still fantasising about a Singapore passport boys

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When I’m working I can’t wait for my days off and when I’m off I can’t wait to go back to work x

Christ I’m so bored today

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Might have to put the heating on lads 🥶

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IAG shares at a 5 year high 😮‍💨