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@darthming.bsky.social

Runner & Rejoiner. Currently meandering through life. He/Him. Possibly slightly NSFW at times. Time to live my real self online. U.K. Based

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Iโ€™m hoping itโ€™s just excess air waiting to escape ๐Ÿ˜œ

03.02.2026 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I tried losing weight via bumming on Sunday, I probably put more on!

03.02.2026 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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patrick star from spongebob squarepants says meany in a meme ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants says meany in a meme

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

#Burp

03.02.2026 20:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Better than your usual โ€œget on your knees and ask for consent as you wipe it on the curtainsโ€ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

03.02.2026 19:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not the first time youโ€™ve said that!

03.02.2026 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pork belly for dinner - itโ€™s shrunk a fair bit!

03.02.2026 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฃ oh you young uns!!!โ€™

03.02.2026 18:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We can jiggle together, Iโ€™ve put on 6lb in the last month! No ETA yet on when Iโ€™ll start walking more than 10 minutes let alone jogging!!

We can compare middle age bellies ๐Ÿ˜

03.02.2026 17:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and sunglasses is throwing money in the air and saying yeah baby . ALT: a man in a suit and sunglasses is throwing money in the air and saying yeah baby .

๐Ÿคฃ get jiggling baby! ๐Ÿคฃ

03.02.2026 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

Only Fans?

03.02.2026 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ordered x

03.02.2026 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ordered x

03.02.2026 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Urgh

03.02.2026 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

WTF does she know about local politics?!

I think she supported the B topic, made comments about not recognising the country anymore and how we ought to be looking after our own firstโ€ฆ..

๐Ÿšฎ

03.02.2026 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*rubs face in belly*

03.02.2026 14:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Sky Television has announced that after 4 years away, Sky One will return on Tuesday 24 February.

Sky Television has announced that after 4 years away, Sky One will return on Tuesday 24 February.

Sky Television has announced that after 4 years away, Sky One will return on Tuesday 24 February.

03.02.2026 14:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7
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Can anyone suggest a reputable place I can buy a DashCam power lead with a cigarette lighter and USBC connectors? I tried Halfords but no joy, and Iโ€™m weary about using Amazon & eBay because you canโ€™t tell whatโ€™s reputable and whatโ€™s dodgy

03.02.2026 10:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ‘€

03.02.2026 07:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a close up of a cat 's nose and the words sniff sniff sniff ALT: a close up of a cat 's nose and the words sniff sniff sniff
02.02.2026 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hehe! Itโ€™d be interesting at least!

02.02.2026 20:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Would be interesting to use when itโ€™s the darker shade ;)

Demo please!

02.02.2026 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh.

02.02.2026 19:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1752    ๐Ÿ” 517    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 98    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
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Queer To Stay: LGBTQ+ History Tour of The British Museum Sacha is a queer historian, author and tour guide. Join him for an LGBTQ+ history tour of the British Museum!

First set of queer history tours of The British Museum are kicking off this Friday evening!
Would be lovely to have you along.
I'm keeping in all the messy bits...

www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/queer-to-s...

02.02.2026 13:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 101    ๐Ÿ” 28    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
The Devil Wears Prada 2 | Official Trailer
YouTube video by 20th Century Studios The Devil Wears Prada 2 | Official Trailer

So great having something to look forward to youtu.be/e9HXmMnUEdE

02.02.2026 07:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Back to full hours at work as of today

1/2 day completed. Not feeling tired yet ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป

02.02.2026 12:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Reform council spends ยฃ600k on eight free parking spaces for senior councillors | LBC The majority of staff, who will not be able to use the free parking facilities available to their senior colleagues, will still be expected to pay to park every day

ยฃ600k on eight free parking spaces, six reserved for Reform politicians, whilst removing free parking for junior Council staff.

Total snouts in troughs from Reform. www.lbc.co.uk/article/refo...

02.02.2026 10:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 462    ๐Ÿ” 203    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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you can now book a massage direct with me bit.ly/daddydanshands

02.02.2026 11:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 94    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A throwback to 1 year agoโ€ฆ.

01.02.2026 21:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds blissful

01.02.2026 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Noticeable absence of asylum seekers, trans people and drag queens listed as child rapists in the files.

Pretty much all very rich, very powerful and very white men.

Almost as if thatโ€™s who the problem has always fucking been, isnโ€™t it?

31.01.2026 23:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 654    ๐Ÿ” 130    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

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