Iโm hoping itโs just excess air waiting to escape ๐
03.02.2026 20:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@darthming.bsky.social
Runner & Rejoiner. Currently meandering through life. He/Him. Possibly slightly NSFW at times. Time to live my real self online. U.K. Based
Iโm hoping itโs just excess air waiting to escape ๐
03.02.2026 20:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I tried losing weight via bumming on Sunday, I probably put more on!
03.02.2026 20:18 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Better than your usual โget on your knees and ask for consent as you wipe it on the curtainsโ ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
03.02.2026 19:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Not the first time youโve said that!
03.02.2026 19:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Pork belly for dinner - itโs shrunk a fair bit!
03.02.2026 18:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0๐คฃ oh you young uns!!!โ
03.02.2026 18:15 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We can jiggle together, Iโve put on 6lb in the last month! No ETA yet on when Iโll start walking more than 10 minutes let alone jogging!!
We can compare middle age bellies ๐
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Only Fans?
Ordered x
03.02.2026 16:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ordered x
03.02.2026 16:32 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Urgh
03.02.2026 15:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0WTF does she know about local politics?!
I think she supported the B topic, made comments about not recognising the country anymore and how we ought to be looking after our own firstโฆ..
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*rubs face in belly*
03.02.2026 14:13 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Sky Television has announced that after 4 years away, Sky One will return on Tuesday 24 February.
Sky Television has announced that after 4 years away, Sky One will return on Tuesday 24 February.
03.02.2026 14:06 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 7Can anyone suggest a reputable place I can buy a DashCam power lead with a cigarette lighter and USBC connectors? I tried Halfords but no joy, and Iโm weary about using Amazon & eBay because you canโt tell whatโs reputable and whatโs dodgy
03.02.2026 10:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0๐
03.02.2026 07:04 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hehe! Itโd be interesting at least!
02.02.2026 20:25 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Would be interesting to use when itโs the darker shade ;)
Demo please!
Oh.
02.02.2026 19:49 โ ๐ 1752 ๐ 517 ๐ฌ 98 ๐ 20First set of queer history tours of The British Museum are kicking off this Friday evening!
Would be lovely to have you along.
I'm keeping in all the messy bits...
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/queer-to-s...
So great having something to look forward to youtu.be/e9HXmMnUEdE
02.02.2026 07:30 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Back to full hours at work as of today
1/2 day completed. Not feeling tired yet ๐๐ป
ยฃ600k on eight free parking spaces, six reserved for Reform politicians, whilst removing free parking for junior Council staff.
Total snouts in troughs from Reform. www.lbc.co.uk/article/refo...
you can now book a massage direct with me bit.ly/daddydanshands
02.02.2026 11:50 โ ๐ 94 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0A throwback to 1 year agoโฆ.
01.02.2026 21:31 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Sounds blissful
01.02.2026 20:03 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Noticeable absence of asylum seekers, trans people and drag queens listed as child rapists in the files.
Pretty much all very rich, very powerful and very white men.
Almost as if thatโs who the problem has always fucking been, isnโt it?