Cozy Chaos

Which President took up arms to fight with his troops and which one dodged the draft five times?

There’s no way that 3-year-old wanted a Trump themed birthday party.

I’m so exhausted.

I can never get a good mirror pic when my ass is particularly assin’.

Most of those who claim vaccines cause autism can’t even tell you what MMR stands for.

Mass shootings will seemingly decrease because they will censor when they happen. They won’t be publicized. They won’t be reported.

My friend didn’t have health insurance for years to help her ex-husband have a better chance at citizenship.

Why do people that have the least experiences speak with the most authority?!

Do any of the people spouting about what the government “gave illegals” even know someone undocumented? Because I do and they pay taxes and receive zero government aid. If you’re trying to obtain citizenship, they advise even your family members that are citizens not to accept aid.

My state is trying to eliminate 504 protections. I’d like to give everyone who told me I was overreacting and that this wouldn’t happen a middle finger and a big fucking “I told you so.”

Make people scared of the south, absorb the north. Nowhere to run.

Why is a 78 year-old man so obsessed with making Taylor Swift look bad?

I them to boo him so loudly tonight.

Trying to decide if I want to walk my graduation in May.

I hate that I’ve become an energy drink person.

I hope these people’s God scrolls their Twitter replies as a determinant.

If he doesn’t name a character in his book after me, I don’t want it.

The Rescuers is an underrated Disney classic.

If the Epstein files are ever released they’ll be altered. His name won’t be mentioned.

If you have an autistic kid and support RFK Jr., I don’t fuck with you.

Now it’s Metallica’s Frantic

My 6 year old autistic son is singing Don’t Stand So Close to Me by the Police loud and proud right now.

Sooo I think I’m going to see how not being an anon account goes over here.

Nothing like trying to learn how to french braid on a 3 year old.

Can we all just agree to make Bluesky work?