Shenanigans

Does anyone On Here have experience getting diagnosed with a connective tissue disorder (EDS, hEDS, Marfan, etc)? If so, where did you start and when were you diagnosed? Were you referred to genetics/rheumatology/cardiology/physical therapy?

If Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban can't make it, what hope is there for me and the black monolith that knows all things

Depends on the weirdo tbh

That is a plus

😂 Tony you're the same kind of fucking weirdo as me, we know this

Sorry, legitly??

Every single day this website introduces me to a new kind of fucking weirdo

Centrists are a fucking plague

Hell yeah!! Well deserved

Truly a horrible time to be literate

Staying up late to get some extra worrying in. You have to MAKE the time

It's actually compulsive posting

history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed

student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism

teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.

How many more seasons until we get Love on the Spectrum: All Stars

This is the last one guys I mean it. I don't have another social media platform in me

So there you are talking to your friend Steve and Steve looks over and says “how are things going” and that’s when you realize Steve has been dead for 20 years and the stars are starting to fall out of the sky like black rain

"I don't care what anyone thinks about me" oh that's cool I need everyone I've ever met to like me better than anyone else on earth actually but yeah your thing is cool too

For someone who calls herself a people pleaser, very few people are actually pleased with me

No WAY

minnesotan writing an Ope Ed for the local newspaper

we’re never getting group chats are we

I still think about Mean Girls every October third

Oh no. I'm sorry, that sucks hard

they should make a cell phone that can't accept calls

no more current events, please

a show called love is bland and it’s just white people making each other food the entire time

I absolutely cannot stop living my life by the #1 rule, which is party

We really are living in the future

"Could the next Scarlett Johansson or Natalie Portman be an AI avatar?" I don't know, could a peanut butter sandwich somehow turn into the next Jeep Wrangler? Could a cellphone magically turn into a tiny bird and fly away with my wallet? Could a family of large opossums replace the government?

He's not saying it is