@shenanigans.bsky.social
dangerously hydrated stop looking at me she/her π³οΈββ§οΈπ³οΈβπ
Oh no
22.11.2025 23:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Marjorie Taylor Simpson
22.11.2025 04:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0By god he did it
22.11.2025 04:29 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
22.11.2025 04:27 β π 3719 π 391 π¬ 31 π 13You can't cross the townsfolk
22.11.2025 01:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It really do be that way sometimes
21.11.2025 21:28 β π 13 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0happy trans day of remembrance. you are beautifully and wonderfully made and I will never stop fighting for you. the world is better because you are in it
20.11.2025 23:54 β π 1629 π 389 π¬ 12 π 6π«‘
20.11.2025 05:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know man
20.11.2025 03:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We don't think about calories around here folks
20.11.2025 03:39 β π 15 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hopefully there will still be some left π€
20.11.2025 03:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The most cheese
20.11.2025 03:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Close up photo of the mac and cheese I made. The recipe I used is tini's mac and cheese and it's so good bro π
When all else fails, mac and cheese delivers
20.11.2025 03:27 β π 71 π 2 π¬ 6 π 0I just want to know in what universe you can substitute cottage cheese for pudding mix
18.11.2025 22:36 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 4 π 0
Text reads "to substitute pudding mix? Cottage cheese?" on a blurry background
Incredible things happening on facebook as usual
18.11.2025 21:43 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
18.11.2025 15:48 β π 4243 π 1082 π¬ 31 π 17Yeah this one's on me
18.11.2025 15:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A picture of a yard with snow on the ground and cloudy skies
[me yesterday] "It's just rain, it isn't even cold enough to snow yet" you fool. You IMBECILE now look what you've done
18.11.2025 15:21 β π 18 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Holy fucking shit
18.11.2025 02:05 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Can't hurt!
17.11.2025 22:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Exactly
17.11.2025 20:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hey does anybody know what to do
28.01.2025 04:28 β π 1531 π 513 π¬ 63 π 15Fuck sake, man
17.11.2025 05:33 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love the one day a year it rains in California because I get to watch my neighbors slosh down to the corner store in sandals and no raincoat and marvel at us as a population
16.11.2025 22:02 β π 37 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Is that weird? Are we not allowed to dislike her
16.11.2025 05:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My kids love that movie so much, they're teenagers now and still talk about it
16.11.2025 01:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Riiiight
16.11.2025 01:39 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wow I'm sorry for your trauma but what would you say to a little thought experiment based on that trauma
16.11.2025 00:35 β π 23 π 0 π¬ 2 π 1people are so incredibly dumb, I'm mad that I felt pressured to be smart my entire life
15.11.2025 21:52 β π 1680 π 291 π¬ 22 π 22Honestly the less I know about that the better
15.11.2025 20:15 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
