Shenanigans

We're doing slippery slope about age of consent??

Let's see what fresh hell awaits us today friends

I own my home and I see you as a financial predator. How does that change anything

I showed you my swag pls respond

Queen latifah and doechii came onstage and my teenager said "well they're both certainly wearing outfits"

It's mark Cuban's alt

We lived down the street from *one* of her properties in Hendersonville for years. It just sat there mostly empty the whole time.

My god, I'm so sorry you went through this

Oh the irony

Please talk to one normal person

The fuck

He didn't waste time proofreading anything

A year ago: We need TAXES on the WEALTHY

Now: We need a cleansing fire

Happy January 75th to those who celebrate

Not nearly as closely as I want to be

Found the cop

Yeah but if some other asshole already got the logistics and everything ironed out and is fine with the risk involved, why bother reinventing the wheel if you can just use that guy's wheel whenever you want. Rich folks are often lazy as hell

I have been laughing at this for an hour

Whew! Imagine how shitty it would be if they got worse

Shall I compare thee to a fucking jerk

My right leg with a navy blue cast stretched out on a couch with crutches leaning against the throw pillows

Me January 2016

Silver lining 😭🫶

Wow blatantly contributing to my downfall damn

My health insurance just started covering that ❤️

I am now in the second-longest cast-free period of time in my life since I was 7 years old. It has been ten years since the last time I had a cast on a broken limb. My longest streak lasted 14 years and ended in a broken hand. I don't want to tempt fate here but I'm starting to feel pretty smug

Somehow everyone I've ever known is an absolute shitshow of a human being

Wise choice honestly

Fuck

It's so bad

Why must I keep learning new things about kanye west