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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier

Any article citing an ai singularity situation as something even remotely possible or credible to discuss is completely beyond the pale of credibility. Like citing the book of revelations as data in a physics paper.

Thanks again to @jacobgeller.com for the amazing talk last night!!! It was wonderful to meet you in person! My partner was so glad to finally thank you for introducing us to Anatomy (which he’s showed to like, half the people we know? Maybe more?)

Had an amazing time in Boston last night, thank you so much to everyone who came out!

It's so cool that they made the school from the social network real

The card Vadrik, Astral Archmage from the Magic the Gathering set Midnight Hunt in his black and white alternate art.

Vadrik, Astral Archmage never NEEDS new tools to go wild but for what it’s worth, this may be the best piece of wheel-greaser tech he’s got in a minute. A color fixing instant cantrip for free sets up well… literally everything.

Hey! On November 11, I'm going to be giving a live talk in Boston about what a "Jewish video game" could possibly be. I'd love to see you there! Tickets on sale now: ticketing.bostonjfilm.org/websales/pag...

Basil, Cabaretti Loudmouth
MTG Through the Omenpaths
AD: Emily Mazza

You have no idea how much I would have liked to have this absolute diva printed ;-; Alas...!

It was so cool getting to paint a Cabaretti character. I love New Capenna and had a blast designing him.

Words included in my Nuremberg script: kill, murder, suicide, hanged, genocide, Nazi, holocaust, Hitler. The video is still monetized.

Using bullshit algo-compliant words like unalive, sewerslide, mustache man, etc. is not just embarrassing - its NOT EFFECTIVE.

Need to ask myself if Flubs is consistent. Difficult to evaluate. Continues to defy all standards, expectations, and review processes I hold other decks to.

At last I got to go to the famed Haymarket, largely by accident. A whole bag of jalapeños for one dollar… Incredible.

Guy next to me at draft lost his shit when he saw the quantum riddler I passed… Had to pick between that and Burgeoning and I wanted to force gruul tonight. 40 dollar play booster.

Vondam in a mobilize deck goes so insane. My turn 5 11/11 with vigilance and menace for 2 mana.

‘Lotus Field’ from Magic: The Gathering’s most recent set ‘Edge of Eternities’.

Meme, upper text: The Myth of Artistic Freedom Man says: I want to draw it Woman says: I want to see it MasterCard and Visa logos say: I DON'T! Bottom text: ISN'T THERE SOME RANDOM PAYMENT PROCESSOR YOU FORGOT TO ASK?

I get that it’s SDCC and the calendar has its demands but previewing SPM when EoE isn’t even to prerelease yet is making me insane. It’s a bummer feeling like we’re already getting rushed onto the next thing before even getting the first.

It’s Dromoka splashing Floodpits. This Alesha deck is a love letter to the Mardu, a Savai faction on Tarkir.

A friend and I have decided to make our mtg jargon more incomprehensible by switching up our color names.
3 Color Shards? New Capenna families.
3 Color Wedges? Ikorian triomes.
2 Color Allies? Tarkir Dragon broods.
2 Color Enemies? Strixhaven schools.
Mono Color? Duskmourn regions.

This set literally has everything for me. Phyrexia nods, proliferate, crazy good story, and A+ art & direction.

Im literally never going to shut up about enemy color tango lands ever again. We’re literally so back.

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

YouTube video by CarlyRaeJepsenVEVO The Loneliest Time (feat. Rufus Wainwright) [Official Music Video]

Still one of the best songs I’ve heard in my life

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A pack of Inscryption cards with the front card being a foil copy of Ouroboros.

Found these weird cards… Which could mean nothing.

I know there are lots of institutional factors to consider and it's dumb to blame individuals but at the same time I'm so mad at these fucking dipshits

Zurgo stormrender
AD : Forrest schehl
MTG Tarkir Dragonstorm commander
#liesetiawan #liesetiawanart #mtgtarkir #mtgcommander

did 3 postgame keys in one in-game day. rapturous goty territory, devoured my entire day off. still unsure how i feel about it. by the real meaty endgame stuff the rougelike aspect gets so tedious, even knowing how to game it. like we have real objectives now, can we hurry this tf up pls?

this of course ensures that in 7 days I have not seen foundation appear even once

basement key in coat check day one fuck w me

The Magic the Gathering card Devilish Valet. 2R for a 1/3, trample, haste, Devil Warrior with “Alliance- whenever another creature enters under your control, double Devilish Valet’s power until end of turn.”

Devilish Valet is like the most slept on card ever. Few people I play out in the wild recognize it but it’s a mainstay of my friend pod. It almost always ends up being 3 mana to kill someone stone dead. I hit my boyfriend for 1024 once. My friend has blown me out with it more than I can count.