Anxious Octopus 🐙

OJ ran for 2000 too 👀 he probably had dinner with a president too, probably the same one

I'm trying really hard to keep this timeline a little more upbeat and a little less sweary than the other. This is probably why I don't post very often here.

I need kitties. And pills.

He's a vile pig.

I was going to take the kiddo home next weekend for the Super Bowl. We flew in 2023, but we're driving this time if we do go.

As for summer hols, we don't have the flexibility you do, and we'd still have to get to YYZ, anyhow. Hopefully, things will be sorted by then.

I am *not* a conspiracy theorist, but both of them (Elmo and the Orange Bastard) are just psychopathic enough to do this.

Thinking about home right now. Spent a reasonable amount of time in NE Philly as a kiddo. This is heart breaking on many levels.

I won't lay the blame entirely at the tiny feet of Orange Foolius. No. The blood of any casualties will not only be on the very small hands of the Dear Orange Leader but on the voters who put him in office.

This will be the rule moving forward, too.

Looks very pretty, bestie! You do great work!

Temple student dies after falling from light pole during Eagles celebrations in Philadelphia An 18-year-old man has died after he fell from a light pole during celebrations after the Eagles NFC Championship win this weekend.

So very sad. Fly with the eagles, kiddo.

6abc.com/post/man-lif...

You were productive? Today?????

The lure of rioting on Broad Street is strong. I really don't want to jinx things, though.

Dilemma: In 2023, sprog and I went home to watch the Super Bowl. We all know how that turned out. In 2018, we stayed here.

Sprog is begging to go home for this year, but I'm too superstitious to do that. Also, walking through PHL the day after LVII was unbearably sad.

It's a good night!

Super Bowl bound!!!!! Go birds!!!!!

Yeah, if I were at the game, this would be the point where my stepfather would be dragging us to the car.

Me: I don't want to leave yet!
Him: Game's over. It's done. Let's beat traffic.

Fly Eagles FLYYYYYYYYYY

Look at Howie smile. Go. Birds.

NC Rep. Joe John, who served in state judicial, administrative and legislative roles, dies after battle with cancer John, who was 85, served on the state Superior Court and Court of Appeals, ran the state Department of Motor Vehicles and state crime lab before winning his first term in the state House in 2016.

Gutted.

Thank you for your kindness and your service, Representative John. May your memory be a blessing, and your family soon find comfort.

www.wral.com/story/nc-rep...

Gritty, the mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers, is on the ice at the Wells Fargo Center, wearing the Flyers home uniform and waving the Pride Flag. Gritty captioned his post, "luv is love."

Our fuzzy, orange bastard KNOWS.

A college kid, anywhere: Free Palestine!
The ADL: Why, you antisemitic $%&@! How dare you!?
Elmo: :throws an N@zi gesture:
The ADL: Now, now, everyone calm down. We must extend grace.

Greenblatt et cie are the worst. The lowest of the low. The slimiest of the slime. Nary a redeeming quality.

Hi, I’m God.

I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.

NC Rep. Joe John of Raleigh, facing terminal cancer diagnosis, resigns from state legislature North Carolina Rep. Joe John, who has had a long career of public service, announced his resignation from the state legislature. He said he has terminal cancer.

Oh, this is so sad. Representative John has served our district for the past nine years. He is a lovely man and a phenomenal public servant. Sending his family and him the warmest wishes and comfort at this time.

www.wral.com/story/nc-rep...

May Cecile Richards' memory be a blessing, and may her family, loved ones, and friends find comfort.

Do not expect much resistance from me for the next four years. We know who did their job on November 5, 2024.

For the next four years, I will complain, point, laugh, blame, and occasionally protect the rules of good taste. That's all you get. 💅🏻

Actively avoiding anything to do with today. Against my will, I discovered that Princess Ivanka is doing her best to ruin Bottle Green. I think not. I'm NOT surrendering Bottle Green to anyone. I was here first. I'm louder and meaner, and I carry a stick.

We all saw it coming and no one listened to us.

4chan Elmo feels liberated after years of oppression.

There was a Walmart version of the Birkin, and people went bananas for it.

Never!

Oh, a Sex And The City Marathon on HBO. What an excellent way to avoid reality today.

Feeling divisive and snarky this evening. Can't imagine why.