Post Hoc Seasoning

Rest Of World Not Biting On Couple’s Open Relationship

Rest Of World Not Biting On Couple’s Open Relationship https://theonion.com/rest-of-world-not-biting-on-couple-s-open-relationship-1819576560/

Trump made the classic mistake of inviting Zohran into the White House. Now he can come and go as he pleases.

Ideal jrpg party composition

TRUMP: SEDITIOUS BEHAVIOR, PUNISHABLE BY DEATH

WAITER: Drinks for the table?

ME: I'll have a Diet Coke

WAITER: Ooh, I'm so sorry, we only stock Pepsi products

ME:

ESPI EVENTS Bush's Named Title Sponsor of Boca Raton Bowl SINCE 1908 BUSH'S Boca Raton BOWL OF BEANS TUESDAY, DECEMBER 23 2 PM ET FLAGLER CREDIT UNION STADIUM | BOCA RATON, FLA. ESPT

YOU MUST SAY ROLL THAT BEAUTIFUL BEAN FOOTAGE AND THEN DUMP BAKED BEANS ON THE WINNING COACH

Giving away a record amount of money from my checking account to my savings account

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

i shaved off his soul patch and now i control him

Holy shit reverse MeToo is wild

Cenobite at open mic night: we have such sights to show you…such exquisite pain…but enough about being married FOLKS haha I kid, my wife is a great teeth monster

Alex says "it's so embarassing asking another adult to play catch with you, I have resorted to tricking men on Grindr." Her friend looks on with concern. Cut to Alex in a grassy field playinf catch with a disappinted looking man. Alex looks ecstatic. The man prepares to throw and asks Alex "Hey... Are you gonna blow me?" Alex says "soon, soon... after we do some grounder drills."

(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men

Long day jerk (@rajandelman) on twitter: "Kirby has no ankles because the Goddess Athena saw what became of Achilles and sought to fashion a warrior that, this time, would not plagued by a single flaw"

Cardinals: FOOD! MINE! MOVE!

Juncos: a precious morsel! spilled here? perhaps, if quick, I might partake…

Corvids: Once more we deign to accept these middling tributes, these inadequate oblations: mere gestures to the innate superiority of Aves, to the obvious divinity of all things feathered

Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

Really difficult to overstate the fury one should feel that the GOP and institutions like the New York Times went all in on transphobia as some mortal threat to women and girls while covering up something like this.

My takeaway from every new Epstein revelation is that some powerful people victimized many powerless young women, many more knew, some actively enabled it--and we're still being told that MeToo and accountability for sexual violence have gone too far

This life crisis is mid

does it feel good to a spider to poop out the string

this is actually impressive, making up a brand new nobel peace prize replacement is a genuine innovation in bribery

absolutely nobody does corruption like FIFA

three sheets of paper are taped to the outside of a building. they have the words "The Oval Office" in gold script

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

movies used to start with the FBI threatening to send you to jail, but not anymore due to woke

basically this

DST is a scam by Big Clock to sell more hours

we did it you guys we saved daylight

one of the few kinda nice things about this period of time is that it's revealed, often surprisingly, which influential political figures actually believe in something