Luke

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Y'all remember that games journalist that really didn't like taxation and how upset he was that people would refer to republicans and Trump as "nazis" and how that took all meaning out of the word because he felt it wasn't accurate?

Maybe US cellular will stop sending me texts and emails to come back now that T-Mobile bought them??

LOL fuck WB, fuck Google, and fuck the Sphere. Trash.

I’m probably getting high too often but like *gestures broadly*.

YouTube video by Beard Dad Cardz She upgraded from a Cheez-It box to a binder! #pokemon #pokemoncards #contentcreator #vendorpov

For reference: www.youtube.com/shorts/yGEuP...

I have no interest in playing or collecting trading card games but I would very much like to be whatever coop and his bearded friend I keep seeing referred to as bearded coop are.

Just like handing out happiness seems pretty cool.

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And I got so stoned
I fell asleep in the front seat
I never sleep in the front seat
I'm too tall
But I got so stoned
#NP #TheFrontBottoms

The Free Press reporter Regina George says "On Wednesdays we wear pink"

We regret to inform that Zohran Mamdani is in the burn book.

What if, and hear me out, we required these payments on an annual basis and made them proportional to how much money everyone has? Maybe we call it contributions day and made the date April 15.

It’s way too easy for me to return to sailing the seven seas for any media corp to bow to politics over their customers.

I would rather pay a small amount for a debrid+stremio account any day. (Actually, already do for content not available elsewhere/regional restrictions.)

Ezpz.

Nothing says more about this movement than the fact that their main focus, beyond the attempt to roll back all evidenced-based medicine because it "is gay," is to somehow make french fries and soda good for you. They will fight the war to make treats healthy to the last man.

Don’t threaten me with a good time!!

And I can't find any Sprite Chill Zero wtfffff

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I tried some hood candy thca and holy shit I love it but I cannot find it anywhere now. WHY?

Listening to a tech exec not understand machine learning but having the utmost confidence in his opinions regarding it is just wildly frustrating. Just. Yikes.

oh. well that's a super weird way to go about criticisms. you should maybe examine what causes you to do that.

Because it's not a "real" gun but probably a bb or cheap airsoft gun.

Image of firefighters standing in a circle getting a briefing. Text: July 7 A crew of firefighters from Ciudad Acuña, Mexico, gather for a briefing as they aid in search and rescue efforts near the Guadalupe River after a flash flood swept through the area. Eli Hartman/AP

This picture broke me. The US and Texas governments have treated our Mexican neighbors so poorly for so many years now. But here the first responders are, crossing the border without another thought to help with flood rescue & recovery in Kerr County. www.npr.org/sections/the...

Inside Kerr County’s quest for a new flood warning system on the Guadalupe River Kerr County and the Upper Guadalupe River Authority have tried several times to get funding to upgrade flood alerts on the river, dating back to 2016.

NEW: After the July 4 flood, a Kerr official said “nobody saw this coming." But it seems they did - a 2016 study recommended key flood alert system improvements. The county has been trying to get the state to fund it ever since. W/ @neenareports.bsky.social: www.houstonchronicle.com/news/investi...

Folds: If we’ve been told our whole lives that we can’t spend money on the arts because they’re not important—then why was taking over the Kennedy Center and the arts the first thing they did?

It is extremely important. It’s the bedrock of self-expression.

Get your house in order.

I am grieving the barbarism that is going to unfurl from all this. People are going to die. Livelihoods gone. All to feed a corrupt kleptocracy.

I see every day up close how different it is from the first time around. There are no guardrails. A disaster. I’m sorry we have to live through this.

Yeah, not a big fan of Chuck but holy shit that's a bad take on what he said. Things are dire as is, no point in editorializing things.

YouTube via desktop is frustratingly inconsistent. If you control+click a video, it opens in a new tab. If you control+click a short, it opens the short in a new tab AND takes you to the short in your current tab.

This behavior happens on Firefox and Edge. Fucking stop it.

THIS JUST HAPPENED: Brad Lander walked through the fire, got burned, and came back with a fucking gasoline can.

ICE arrested him — now he’s escorting migrants right past them, again. Most politicians wouldn’t show up. He showed out.

Pass.

Pass.

10:30am: "Brevard County Sheriff Sheriff Wayne Ivey: "If you throw a brick, a firebomb, or point a gun at one of our deputies, we will be notifying your family where to collect your remains at, because we will kill you graveyard dead." 10:49am: law enforcement officials say they made a proactive check at Rep. Hortman's home after a lawmaker who lived nearby was shot and found a "police vehicle in the driveway with emergency lights and what appeared to be a police officer at the door coming out of the house." He was actually the gunman.

Jesus.

The juxtaposition of these two posts back to back is just...