cromnion

Drawing of a tired puppy with the caption; "this too shall pass but like holy f"

Mood

It’s like photos of corn on plastic in an inflatable corn maze on grass. The inflatable parts are yellow and blue. It looks like an AI hall of mirrors but it’s IRL.

New uncanny valley unlocked: inflatable corn maze for urban fall fests.

“You’re going to be disappointing other people or you’re going to be disappointing yourself. You have to choose.” — my partner to me today. Thought I’d mess yall up too. Thanks!

Chris Tucker as Ruby Rhod in The 5th Element.

This is what future celebrities were supposed to be, not politics streamers

you may not like it, but this is peak computer

A picture of a Nintendo Gamma Boy. It's kind of a geiger counter but looks just like a nintendo Game Boy. It has a Select, Start, and a knob to select options, and a Beta and Alpha button in that reddish pink. On screen is a little needle showing up to about 3.6 roentgen. to the left of the screen is a Battery and a Drop & Run indicator.

Nintendo Gamma Boy

I've always agreed with the bumper sticker that said, "I will agree that a corporation was a person as soon as Texas executes one."

just....enjoy this

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we lost so much when people started programming computers that try to anticipate and correct user errors unprompted

Waiting for a train and there are ads up everywhere saying “What if government worked like your favorite app?” And I can’t express how revolting that is to anyone who’s actually Online

Anthony Adams in a yellow suit, rubbing his hands together and looking like he bout to risk it all for a time change

daylight saving time the moment you start feeling halfway decent about life

“If you live in a 15 minute city but your barista can’t afford to live there too, you don’t live in a 15 minute city, you live in a theme park.“

my neck
my back
recurring panic attack

Can’t go to bed because I’m doing an experiment where I stay exhausted for my entire life

"you should work nine hours a day six days a week making money for somebody else when you are young so you can (maybe) not have to work at all when you are 65" - statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged

as a bonus, subverting a harmless but very deep-set norm is great for spotting the overly rigid polite police in action

Once I learned more about the history of saying "bless you" after sneezing, I realized that interrupting everyone around me with loud noise is rude. So *I* began saying "excuse me!" after sneezing, and just don't respond when others do it.

Most people kinda get the logic, but it's a DEEP habit...

giving the "no, you go ahead" wave when you have the right of way is just as wrong as not respecting someone else having the right of way

I see that Teams is unaffected by the AWS outage *sigh*

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

Photo of a cap with the text: hello, 1am fleeing the American century of humiliation. Can you show me where to buy White Monster Energy Drinks?

Where can I buy this, chat?

all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails

I'm so depressed. I'm bored. Life? Don’t talk to me about life!🤖

Aquatron VX-33

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now they just need to cross-market Excel and an official EVE Online port and they have a goldmine for space war nerds

This place kinda felt like 2015 Twitter for a while but now it’s closer to 2019 Twitter, which feels more like home

reminder to check your kid’s trick or treat candy this year to make sure there isn’t any ai in it

The purpose of government is not to maximize earnings to investors