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Oh babe management would hate to see me coming

nothing being on fire was actually disappointing bc wtf 💀

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Aight, do we have someone keeping tabs on all the recalled foods?? This is getting outta hand.

it’s 7am Friday. it’s 51 degrees. i don’t wanna go to work, but this bed ain’t gon pay me.

So dumb!! I was so pissed 🤣

Fire alarm went off at 3am because we had the heat on 68. Number 1542326 of why I can’t wait to leave this apartment.

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ATL doesn’t require permits to carry so….

Definitely need to be at the gun range a few times before the inauguration.

I think I want to start the new year off going raw vegan for a week or two.

What it feels like posting every single thought that crosses my mind on this app.

Mel, please 😂. Very much 5’3.

we don’t even get enough time to sleep good on the weekend then it be time to go back to work on monday.

and this is NOT a safe space for megan thee stallion hate

Precisely!

a nice lil buzz is all i need!

Easily turning into a two drinks max gworl.

Cayman Jack really snapped on their strawberry margarita.

i only love men who adore me, so if you seen me with a man just know he think the sun shine out my ass.

I don’t wear makeup often but I absolutely love putting it on. I simply need to go out more 🙃.

every time I’m in Memphis it’s a must that I get some hot wings.

I cannot stop telling people that I’m bringing my boyfriend home for Thanksgiving 💀 this is a huge deal fr.

Bluesky,

Today is my 2nd day on here as an escapee from The Bad Place. I am BEGGING y’all to repost this

I have $80,000 in scholarship money to give away to women and girls NATIONWIDE. I worked so hard to raise this money. Applications open THIS week. I’m scared the mass migration will impact this

This perfectly articulated my life. I think some outlandish things are reasonable and SHOCKED when my bank account is dwindling. I have to stop being so delulu about reasonable vs what’s a treat 😭

thank you!

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TikTok recipes usually get the job done so hoping for the best 😬.