Matthew 🇾🇪

Joined solely so I can prop up the bottom of the table because- and I can’t stress this enough - 99% of the football I watch is United.
I know fuck all about anyone else 😂

Love this for you, Marit! 😁

Me: I’m not going to get too carried away with the new signings. I’m going to be realistic and realise that they may not have immediate and huge positive impacts like some players in the past.

Also me: 👀

Yeah, Diego Leon wore 30 in the friendlies, but if you look in the app, he’s got number 35 now - so it might be true what you’re saying.

Good point about the new execs.
Seems like a few them have their heads screwed on at least.

What the fuck, Adam!

I knew the former about you.
And I respect the latter.

I on the other hand, am out here getting my heart broken, pockets picked, and ego bruised because my head’s always up in the clouds. 😂

That’ll be the PTSD that’s causing you to reign in those feelings 😉

You and I are polar opposites 😂😂😂

*isn’t in charge any more

Agreed. I was wondering if he only received these kind gestures now because EtH is in charge any more.

Always thought he deserved better.

Class!
I managed to keep a keyring for about 15 years from my first visit. Not a clue where that is now though.

I know United wasn’t huge back then, but whoever okay’d that should have been shot.
Horrible little shop 😂

Don’t do that, Marit.
You’re allowed to hope.
Don’t let critical thinking and logic impede that burning desire you have in your heart.
😁

I’m optimistic. That’s just in my nature.

But you know what excites me about this picture?
It’s that it wasn’t about the money for these guys - they WANTED to be here.
They yearned to play for us and they’re going to work their arses off for us.
I can’t ask for more from our players.

I keep thinking the same thing.
I get a little bit excited when I see any news in him and then I have to reel myself back in.
😂😂

That portacabin came not long after.
You remember that?

I thought that was the place.
I first visited there in…I want to say 1990 or ‘91.
I was young and it felt a hell of a long drive from south Wales. 😂

Marit’s tears are edging ever closer 😂
@maritstensby.bsky.social

So that’s not where we used to buy merch?

Was that the megastore?

Oh, now that he’s joined us, even Cunha can’t score 😂

I’m not inclined to believe Luckhurst with this, BUT, if that’s the reason the likes of Garnacho is going then like you said: there’s no room in the team for them.

My brain doesn’t understand what’s happening as I’m lying on the sofa on a Saturday afternoon watching United play live on TV.
😂

Lol! Yeah, I’m going to need Ornstein to say this before I start believing it.

The fact that players used a sub par training centre as an excuse to under-perform shows you the mentality of some of the players that were (are?) in this squad.

Garnacho definitely has issues and if any of those issues were also with Hojlund I could totally see him preferring to take a shot than pass (not that he needed an excuse to begin with).

Luckhurst has zero proof and he’s also besmirching Bruno and Dalot which is unacceptable yet typical of him.

I dunno.
Forgive me if I don’t believe Luckhurst and his salacious lies.

Right?!
Absolute weapon.
Is he still banned?

Remember in school, there was always that one kid who you wouldn’t pass to?

I just can’t wrap my head around the idea that professionals would ever act the same way.