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👹 taurean.work 🧔🏽‍♂️ he/him 🦋 user #320 🇵🇷 web designer + developer @3-3.fyi ✦ @haikunotes.com

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Latest posts by taurean.bryant.land on Bluesky

A Nextdoor post that reads:

Monday : Not lying saw a bunch of squirrels fordicating on our  shed.....
please go over to the neighbors house and perform and 
give ME 
some privacy 
For Heaven sakeyyyy   ☹️🙁👀🫣🫢🫣

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A Nextdoor post that reads: Monday : Not lying saw a bunch of squirrels fordicating on our shed..... please go over to the neighbors house and perform and give ME some privacy For Heaven sakeyyyy ☹️🙁👀🫣🫢🫣 11 likes, one comment

nobody can shitpost as well as an earnest Nextdoor user

07.08.2025 06:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

so when you…

• force this tech on most everyone

• block it from acknowledging trans people even exist

• remove lgbtq people from human rights reporting & allow ICE to conceal info on trans people in custody

…it seems like a good time for cis folks to stop considering political “compromises.”

24.07.2025 00:34 — 👍 4781    🔁 1764    💬 10    📌 30
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Goddamn. What a sobering and poignant piece of conceptual art. What an amazing artist.

06.08.2025 23:36 — 👍 4621    🔁 1765    💬 95    📌 119

This would be a wonderful upside to the AI bubble, a green energy surprise dividend.

06.08.2025 22:47 — 👍 35    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

www.colincornaby.me/2025/08/in-t...

06.08.2025 21:59 — 👍 56    🔁 24    💬 0    📌 0

early man discovering fire because JD Vance's ancestor got flamed

06.08.2025 20:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I am now picturing a 10,000 BC ancestor of @dieworkwear.bsky.social just destroying some cro-maga loser for his fur loincloth being too tight or something.

06.08.2025 20:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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GitHub - taurean/palace: a starter vault for Obsidian.md a starter vault for Obsidian.md. Contribute to taurean/palace development by creating an account on GitHub.

I really wish I knew like three people who were interested in using the Palace @obsidian.md vault so I could bounce some ideas off and get quick feedback on decisions. I hate making choices in a vacuum.

github.com/taurean/palace

06.08.2025 20:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Automix in Apple Music (iOS 26 / macOS Tahoe) is *really* good

06.08.2025 19:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just one example of Patriot Front and their ride, a Penske truck, in Springfield, Missouri, this June: sbj.net/stories/pens...

06.08.2025 15:21 — 👍 579    🔁 260    💬 34    📌 17

Every now and then I’m reminded that I might still be a 13 year old boy because my first reaction was “that’s a cool sounding crime”

06.08.2025 17:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Pixelated portrait from 1996 Carmen Sandiego game showing a man in sunglasses, red beret, brown suit jacket, white shirt and red bow tie, smoking and pointing upward with one finger in a detective game art style.

Pixelated portrait from 1996 Carmen Sandiego game showing a man in sunglasses, red beret, brown suit jacket, white shirt and red bow tie, smoking and pointing upward with one finger in a detective game art style.

Carmen Sandiego game character profile screen for 'Fast Eddie B.' showing stats: Hair Color: Black, Eye Color: Brown, Vehicle: Convertible, Hobby: Croquet, with navigation buttons at bottom

Carmen Sandiego game character profile screen for 'Fast Eddie B.' showing stats: Hair Color: Black, Eye Color: Brown, Vehicle: Convertible, Hobby: Croquet, with navigation buttons at bottom

Carmen Sandiego game suspect description screen reading 'Occupation: World class croquet player. Other: Leaves a diamond stickpin at the scene of his crimes. Fast Eddie is an impeccably dressed jet-setter and likes Mexican food.

Carmen Sandiego game suspect description screen reading 'Occupation: World class croquet player. Other: Leaves a diamond stickpin at the scene of his crimes. Fast Eddie is an impeccably dressed jet-setter and likes Mexican food.

new discord name/profile pic just dropped

06.08.2025 17:43 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit

classicreload.com/play/where-i...

06.08.2025 17:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

These look like backdrops from the "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" game from like 1996

06.08.2025 17:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s a 300g difference 😩

06.08.2025 17:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I want this

06.08.2025 17:13 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People keep saying ‘these people aren’t criminals’ which leads to conclusion that if they were ‘criminals’ these sort of conditions would be ok.

06.08.2025 16:47 — 👍 216    🔁 67    💬 4    📌 0

I feel this deeply. We've had a few plates that we had to replace and although we could reorder the same ones, the weight is significantly different. I want to start over lol. Separately I am considering making all of our glassware the Duralex Picardie glasses specifically so I can get replacements

06.08.2025 16:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

feel free to DM me 10,000 questions because imo design systems are *really* contextual

06.08.2025 05:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trying to use the voice from dune with my dog like

G̵̡̧̳̱̬̱̖̫̣̙̺͕̐̇ͅË̸̢̦̱́́͊̒͌́̿̈́̍̓̕T̷͇̝̠̣̗̜̖̖̙̩̫̰͇̺̗͇̳͓͖̋̇̔̚ ̵̡̹̫̰̱̱͚̳̳̟͓̜̜͍͉̬̱͍̺̤̎̎͒͊̈́̈́̑́̂͆̄͊͑́̑̃́ͅͅǪ̸̨̧̧͕̠̫̤͖͕͎̟̘͖̝̥̳̘̪͍̺̭͕͖̜̘̞͇̖͍͈͗͛͑̏͋͊̑̽̎̿̄́Ư̶̢̡̨̛̳͚͔͕̥̤̙͍̫̝͙̪̙͎̭̦̦̞̂̓͐̏͊̈́͌̊̿̔̎͗̉͑̊͊͐͛̂̃͘͜͠͝͝T̵̹̪̝̪̜͔̞̺̪̞̠̔͐̈́̃͌̌̃̓͛͑̈́̈́̐̓̉̚̚͝͠ ̵̨̛͓̜̦͖̝̠̗̘̠̫̖̘̞̠͈̦̖̣̞̼̤̦̹̪͕̺̱̣͕̆͆̔́̈̏̽͑̽̎̉̂̽̂͒̕̕͘̕̕͜T̴̢̨̝̙̲̙͙̪̤̤̺̥̣̰̼͔͇̻̞̰͈̪̹̗̺͗̅̈́̍̐̈́͂͆̇̈́̃̊̈́̔̋̕̕͠H̴̢̡̧̢̭̜̪̟̼̣͕̪̯̙̤̫̱̘̟̪̞̠͖̗̹̃͋͜͜Ȩ̴̢̢̛̼̬̞̞̺͕̥̫̦̘̥͈̬̗̝̬̝͇͉͍͂̀̀̾͆̏͌̂̕͠ͅͅ ̵̢̪̙͈̞͕̼̳̣̹̗̬̪̗͍̻̼̼̬̩̫̰̹̜͕̅͆̽̓̓̈́͛̑̉̂̽̾́͂̃̕̚͘͜K̴̛̞͙̲͈̱̘̘̟̙̥̮͙̠̞͎̹̜̪̮̤̬̓̒̍͐͒̎̋̈́̒̃̃̎̒͗̌́͌̈́̍͑͒͘̕͜͝I̶̛̘͖̥͖͇̲̘̪̟̞̰͔̺͍̝̲̹͑̈̿̐̀̑͗̆̚͜͠͝͠T̶̨̩̘̬̟͎̀̐͠ͅÇ̷̡͔̳̠͉̬̮̜̭̠͉̱̘̗̤̓̈́̏̂̽͗͜Ḧ̴̢̥͖̘̫͚̰́͠Ë̶̡͍̠͍͉̟̥͇̘̥̭̬̰͙̤̱̠̻͇́̾̈͗̊͛̾̿̏̅̌̋̔̎́̋͗̌͋͋̌̒̾̀̍̓͘͝N̴̨̧̡̳̣͇̮̖̖͍̠̰͉̬̥̰̗͙͖̖̠͇͉̏̾̈͛̈́͆̍̀̓̈͜

06.08.2025 05:06 — 👍 27    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

I was thinking of lenticular yeah and that is the time range I’m thinking of (though I’m not really serious)

06.08.2025 03:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Anybody have a hookup for getting those high school planners they gave out in 2006? The ones with the holographic covers and spiral binding.

06.08.2025 02:24 — 👍 4    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
A photo of the Spanish version of “Rich Dad, Poor Dad”, “Padre Rico, Padre Pobre”

A photo of the Spanish version of “Rich Dad, Poor Dad”, “Padre Rico, Padre Pobre”

New discord name just dropped

06.08.2025 02:18 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

why does Sabrina carpenter always look like she’s secretly eating a warhead

06.08.2025 02:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This is the hardest I have laughed at a post in so long. I’m glad you’re good though, thank for this lmao

06.08.2025 00:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They should make reverse jackets. Like jackets but for cold.

05.08.2025 23:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tech should have unionized ten years ago because the engineers/designers today are largely on board with the culture that has become the norm.

05.08.2025 23:05 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Image of that CEO at the Coldplay concert hugging the head of HR

Text below reads: HR is in bed with your boss. Unionize

Image of that CEO at the Coldplay concert hugging the head of HR Text below reads: HR is in bed with your boss. Unionize

I snorted and cackled and giggled and snorted again

05.08.2025 20:47 — 👍 89    🔁 30    💬 2    📌 3

Please understand that if you air even a single ICE ad on your program, on your podcast, on your stream, you will never, for the rest of your mortal life, receive another dollar or another second of attention from me, or from millions of others.

I promise you, it is financial suicide.

05.08.2025 16:27 — 👍 1509    🔁 715    💬 111    📌 123

Just noticed my back pocket was inside out, blowing in the wind. This is the brokest I have ever been.

04.08.2025 21:32 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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