Clever Squirrel’s Doom Sprinkles

Aw buddy I am sorry the going is rough. It’s rough out here.

Yes, smugness is a stepping stone along the way to real security sometimes for me. 😅 To stop hating my autistic traits, I may need to embrace a bit of pettiness in resisting all the negative messaging about the way I am.

Anyone else feeling a little extra smug and superior re: allistic nonsense lately?

I know we’re mad at Neil Gaiman, but didn’t he basically write characters in American Gods that predicted little Elon’s baby-faced, privacy-violating tech interns? What were those tech bro “god” characters called?

#techbro #elonmusk #neilgaiman #americangods #coup #trump #dystopian #americanfascism #uspolitics

Script 1: Urgent Congressional Action Needed Hello, my name is [Your Name], and I am a constituent from [Your City, State]. I’m calling because I’m outraged that the Trump administration has unilaterally halted billions—possibly trillions—of dollars in congressionally approved funding. This is an unconstitutional power grab that threatens disaster relief, education funding, small business loans, and more. Congress has the power of the purse, not the executive branch. I urge [Representative/Senator’s Name] to take immediate action to stop this illegal maneuver. Will they publicly oppose this and push for legislative and legal action to restore funding? Thank you for your time.

Script 2: Demand Public Accountability Hi, my name is [Your Name], and I live in [Your City, State]. I’m calling because Trump’s OMB has illegally frozen billions in federal spending approved by Congress. This is an authoritarian move that must be stopped. These funds are meant for critical programs—education, infrastructure, small businesses, disaster relief—and withholding them undermines both the Constitution and the American people. Will [Representative/Senator’s Name] make a public statement condemning this and demand immediate reversal? I also urge them to push for legal action. I appreciate your time, and I look forward to hearing what steps they take.

Script 3: Protect Democracy & the Constitution Hello, my name is [Your Name], and I am a voter in [Your City, State]. I’m deeply alarmed that the Trump administration is illegally blocking congressionally approved funding. This is an abuse of power and a direct attack on Congress’s constitutional authority. If this stands, it sets a terrifying precedent for executive overreach. What is [Representative/Senator’s Name] doing to fight this? I urge them to publicly condemn this move, demand immediate restoration of funds, and support legal action. Our democracy depends on holding the executive branch accountable. Thank you. I’ll be watching for their response.

Contact info for representatives of Mars Hill, NC - sample from congress.gov

Are you overwhelmed but want to do your part and speak up? I know lots of people struggle with fear of phone calls. This could help.

I fed ChatGPT an article about the recent unconstitutional power grab by our incoming admin. I asked it to write 3 phone scripts to use for calling representatives.

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My heart goes out to you in this time of loss. I know that many of you may still be reeling from grief over previous breakups with Zapfino and *shudder* Papyrus. Try to have a happy solstice season and a merry Christmas, even amidst the wreckage.

As a professional designer, I would like to announce that I am breaking up with the Chocolate Box font and its similar rip-offs, and I think most others should, too. It’s been worn out and lost all its freshness. It’s become thoroughly basic-gauche, and I care too much for you to reserve comment. 1/

Trivial perhaps, but I finally have the bedroom I want, at least. No more beige bro wrinkling his nose at color and liveliness for me. The gold comforter and fuchsia curtains and bright fun rug can remind me of at least a few gains to come from an otherwise cruel situation. Long live color.

If you can’t handle me at my lazy dog, you don’t deserve me at my quick brown fox

Oh got it!

Logo Design for Ornery Owl Old-Fashioned Goods • Clever Squirrel Creative Check out this new logo design for Ornery Owl Old-Fashioned Goods, a vintage home goods and fashion pop-up boutique in Asheville, NC.

Adding a couple of #logodesign projects for local #asheville #northcarolina businesses to my blog. Here’s one. Both of my latest have hand-drawn elements, and this one has a block print vibe.

Why I Ditched Acuity Scheduling and Switched to Breely • Clever Squirrel Creative Why did I switch from Acuity Scheduling to Breely after years of working as an Acuity expert? Let’s compare features and learn how Breely solves common scheduling platform frustrations. Perfect for sm...

Just published a deep dive article about why I left #acuityscheduling to switch to #breely after years of being an Acuity expert and setup specialist. Check it out if you use online scheduling/class bookings in your business. #squarespace #smallbusiness

Blog • Clever Squirrel Creative Logo and web design project updates, helpful articles, and creative inspiration from Rou Cooper, founder of Clever Squirrel Creative in Asheville, NC.

Sure. I did fix it with Squarekicker for now. If you can spot what was causing it between the banner section and section 2, do tell! Some clients’ packages don’t include all that custom stuff with a dedicated seat in SK, but I still want them to look good. Link: www.cleversquirrelcreative.com/blog

Lefties, progressives, and everyone with values sitting generally left of fascism need to practice extra vigilance about psyop/propaganda strategies like this in the coming years. Don’t let these chuckleheads confuse our sense of basic morality and justice.

Daaaaaaaamn nice work

@squarewebsites.bsky.social also

#squarespace babes, halp? @insidethesquare.co *ahem* 😉 Is there a way to get rid of this line where the section background peeks through under a transparent PNG image block set to “fill”? See screenshot. Section border style is *not* active, and this isn’t the first time I have seen this. Thx 💜🌈

Ooh ooh, shortcuts to move layers

Also, my new Squarespace design biz is cooler than the one we co-owned. 😆

I originally wanted to buy a house with my ex, but he kept saying he didn’t feel responsible enough. So now I see the real reason: he always had one foot out the door. He quit on us shortly after my cancer treatment. So I am glad I still have a roof over my head and housing security for my daughter!

#thanksgiving #turkey #leftovers #stuffing

All text for both images copied here. Thanksgiving Soup For using up leftovers from traditional Southern Thanksgiving meal. Details flexible. Pressure cooker: 1 turkey carcass cooked in max water in a full size pressure cooker 2hr on high with ACV and savory seasonings (bay leaf, sage, celery seed, oregano/thyme/etc, black peppercorns, aromatic veg scraps) Dutch oven round 1: Medium-low heat with butter, bacon grease, and leftover cornbread stuffing cooked ~40min or until dark, stirring occasionally. Then season with a head of chopped garlic, sage, oregano, celery seed, salt, etc and stir often until round 2 is ready… Prep as broth finishes: -Pull turkey meat -Cube a large sweet potato -Take finished broth out, strain, and combine with leftover mashed potatoes/gravy/stuffing. Immersion blend it up. -Chop one onion -Cube a bunch of celery -Chop up collard greens Skillet round 1 & 2: -Caramelize onion in bacon grease -Toast farro grain in bacon grease Dutch oven round 2: -Add the stock blend, farro, and sweet potatoes. Add salt. Bring to a boil and cook medium-high for ~45 mins or until farro grains are softened but still pop, stirring occasionally and scraping bottom. -Add pulled turkey, celery, and cooked greens. -Simmer for 5-10 mins, stirring often. Done!

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Omg y’all. I just made Thanksgiving soup with homemade turkey broth and A ROUX MADE FROM STUFFING. This is quite possibly the best idea I have ever had. It was unbelievable. See approximate recipe below.

WELP. #fafo

Um I’d like to request a Real Monsters phone stand (the character with the eyeballs in the hands?) and a slot on top of its head 😜

And also thank you for the kind words 💜

YouTube video by politizane Wealth Inequality in America

Wow.

This video is truly eye-opening.

Take a couple minutes to watch this.

A mind-boggling visual representation of wealth inequality in America.

This sh*t ain’t workin’, folks. #TaxBillionaires #UnionsForAll

Oh, my little art business venture that resulted in a bunch of fancy illustrative lettering was called Quill & Anvil Designs back in the day. There are a whole bunch, but not an entire alphabet. Here are a couple more.