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SF Bay Area Girl ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡นTule River Yokut. Member of S&C/Lupin Pod. Pastel goth, historian, lover of trash and stories, theater geek, opera nerd, come back kinkster. She/Her, They/Them. Poly/Pan. Profile pic by @emgiipie โ€œYour Captain for Dark Morningsโ€

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As a B&BW employee, this candle does sell out in store. I wish I was kidding

03.11.2025 07:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Green bean casserole and my vegan(ish) stuffing.

03.11.2025 07:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He gave me more switch vibes ๐Ÿ˜ญ

03.11.2025 07:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brisket Pinkโ€ฆ.

Gross

29.10.2025 03:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
We Went to the Town Elon Musk Is Poisoning
YouTube video by More Perfect Union We Went to the Town Elon Musk Is Poisoning

youtu.be/3VJT2JeDCyw?...

26.10.2025 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Frankenstein was pure art from top to bottom. I loved every damn second of that movie. If even a piece of you is considering making a trek to see it in theater before it hits Netflix: just go. Go. If you love art, just go.

Just incredible. One of the best movies Iโ€™ve seen in a long time.

26.10.2025 22:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday, Gargoyles!๐Ÿฅณ๐ŸŽ‚

24.10.2025 22:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Ink drawing of Lupin III

Ink drawing of Lupin III

Ink sketch inspired by news from Paris #lupiNIII

21.10.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 51    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Lupin the Third has a canonically 8-inch cock

19.10.2025 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Guillermo del Toro says he would be interested in doing a new โ€˜PHANTOM OF THE OPERAโ€™ film

โ€œItโ€™s such a classic tale but I would do it differently. I have a couple of ideas but for now, Iโ€™m going into crime and stop-motionโ€

(Source: @inverse.com)

22.10.2025 21:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 938    ๐Ÿ” 131    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 178
23.10.2025 08:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going for a walk or a bike ride helps me. Or even riding the bart train and looking at the scenery while I listen to music.

21.10.2025 07:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An edited image showing Columbo and a suspect standing in a gunpla hobby shop. Columbo is saying "Boy, a fella could go broke with a hobby like this."

An edited image showing Columbo and a suspect standing in a gunpla hobby shop. Columbo is saying "Boy, a fella could go broke with a hobby like this."

Old posts for the new feed

16.11.2024 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3114    ๐Ÿ” 1271    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 28

As someone with a niche interest in the history of heists, I am getting my popcorn.

20.10.2025 01:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Interpol sent their top investigator, Inspector Koichi Zenigata to the Louvre earlier today."

19.10.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 83    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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You may be living in an absolutely racist country when 13-year-old Black boys are tried and sentenced as adults, but white dudes who *are* adults are called "kids" by JD Vance to shield them from culpability.

20.10.2025 02:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6032    ๐Ÿ” 1959    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 309    ๐Ÿ“Œ 102

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ˜Ž #art #dragonball

(very last one for real, for real, this time!)

19.10.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 490    ๐Ÿ” 92    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸšจSleuths get your magnifying glasses ready!! ๐Ÿ”Ž

#DetectiveConan Collection 2 drops November 1st, in TWO weeks!!

The blurb teases โ€œAllies and Rivals: The Detective Boys and Kid?!โ€ (We presume Heiji as well.)

We can hardly wait the fortnight!
@tmsanime.com

18.10.2025 16:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Nye: We are here to tell our lawmakers that what's going on in our government is
wrong. They must stop the abuses of this petulant president and his circle of sycophants. No thrones, no crowns, no king

18.10.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14324    ๐Ÿ” 4093    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 151    ๐Ÿ“Œ 177
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Wikipedia Says AI Is Causing a Dangerous Decline in Human Visitors โ€œWith fewer visits to Wikipedia, fewer volunteers may grow and enrich the content, and fewer individual donors may support this work.โ€

wikipedia's data shows that AI is siphoning traffic away from the site, which is a danger to its sustainability. ironically Wikipedia is more important than ever to users who want reliable information instead of slop, and to AI companies that need it for training data www.404media.co/wikipedia-sa...

17.10.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7518    ๐Ÿ” 3650    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 94    ๐Ÿ“Œ 337

Ah yes, the old โ€˜I take photos with extremists but have no idea who they areโ€™ defense. Classic.

16.10.2025 15:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 626    ๐Ÿ” 88    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Your regular reminder that Bibi Netanyahu is about as religious and theologically serious as Trump is.

That is to say--

yeah.

Exactly that much.

In both cases, *fundamentalist zealotry* animates *one or more factions* of those they're trying to appease, but not all of them. That's it.

16.10.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 372    ๐Ÿ” 79    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Rest in peace, Drew Struzan, the legendary artist who illustrated some of the greatest movie posters of all time.

14.10.2025 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 62    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Let me reiterate: that shit ain't real.

www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/wome...

13.10.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4112    ๐Ÿ” 1776    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 36    ๐Ÿ“Œ 45

Drop something DEVILISH ๐Ÿ˜ˆ ๐Ÿ–ค๐Ÿ˜ˆ

12.10.2025 23:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Conservatives Take Aim at โ€˜One Battle After Anotherโ€™: โ€œYearโ€™s Most Irresponsible Movieโ€ While Paul Thomas Anderson's film is being heralded as a masterpiece by many, some conservatives accuse it of potentially inspiring left-wing violence.

Best part of this is the subtle aside about how it took them so long to know to be mad about this because itโ€™s not a movie for children

12.10.2025 13:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 439    ๐Ÿ” 74    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

mister rogers agrees and says it is all of our duty to go beast mode right now

12.10.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 126    ๐Ÿ” 43    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

John Carpenterโ€™s Mean Girls

11.10.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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We've officially entered the spookiest month of the year, and that means even more Detective Conan!
In addition to three exhilarating movies, we're excited to bring you a TV special!
Check out Detective Conan: Night of the Full Moon Dual Mystery tonight at 7pm!
youtu.be/aCPgNUP8XdE

08.10.2025 16:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
zeldawilliams 
20m
From Create Mode 
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Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want.
To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough,
, just so
other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it.
Gross.

zeldawilliams 20m From Create Mode โ€ขโ€ข Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, , just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.

Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams ๐Ÿ’”

06.10.2025 20:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16065    ๐Ÿ” 7063    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 82    ๐Ÿ“Œ 494

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