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you know what? long shot prediction since 2025 is already insane

I think Coca Cola’s gonna bring back the cocaine

Chat gpt is down? Oh no… you’ll have to… write your own things… consume actual work to find inspiration… the horrors…

"reading fics is jobless behavior" meanwhile me reading fics while working 🤠

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When they used to put the lyrics inside the CD booklet >>>>>

Like y’all niggas think I’m playing like LOOK AT THIS SHIT

I hate teaching middle school cause why I’m doing a notebook check and one of my students drew goku with two dicks and big balls just swinging around

The fact that Disney bought Star Wars and bought the Muppets and haven’t done a Muppets Star Wars is a crime.

I’d give you everything. I just wanna see you win.

Thomas the Dream Engine

#comics

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Cause TikTok made my brain a soft scrambled egg 💀

ITS LITERALLY WHAT THEY DESERVE 💀💀💀 gotta activate jerk mode every now and then

Ooof I felt that. I also say “can you please shut up…respectfully” but some days I change to not respectfully like damn, shut the fuck up

Kendrick Lamar & SZA Will Be On The Road Together Again For The ‘Grand National Tour’ | SoulBounce Kendrick Lamar and former TDE labelmate SZA are set to reunite on the road with the announcement of the ’Grand National Tour.’

New on SoulBounce: Kendrick Lamar & SZA Will Be On The Road Together Again For The ‘Grand National Tour’

#KendrickLamar #SZA #GNX #GrandNationalTour #SoulBounce #BlackSky #BlackMusicSky #MusicSky #HipHopSky #RnBSky

soulbounce.com/2024/12/kend...

“You know what’s better than pussy? A really good book”
“Hello daddy pim! Hello daddy pim! Hello daddy pim!”
*summer walker voice from purple hearts* I hate it here
“Hello wifey!”
That’s all I can think of right now 💀

Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDD

Imma need some of you to think about thriving out of spite. I had big plans for 2025 and I’m definitely not gonna pre-derail them for likes of Elin and Tromp. I’m getting more involved. Loving harder. Writing hornier. Having more fun. I’m gonna be so kind to my neighbors, bitch.

If you say shit like “Grand Risings” stay the hell away from me 😭 #blacksky #blacktwitter

Once I get this cat off my lap it’s over for you bitches

blurry picture of an orange cat who is close to your face at eye level smirking at you bc he is cramming his big orange self in front of your zoom meeting

Scootch over, I’m joining your zoom. I have some input for the team. Unmute me

Source: https://x.com/s8n/status/1857166651424121152

That's me. I'm a crow.

This how the creator of bluesky wokeup today 😂 #blacksky #blacktwitter

ima make it real normal over here and have some couth about myself; leave the deviant tings on the bird app