Jack K. 🤖 (平良 圭)

I swear advil is irl phoenix down. Covid and flu shots knocked me on my ass but literally 180’d after taking 2 tablets? Miraculous

I had NO idea that ore-ida was delmarva but for the west coast

The Universal Works search in depop getting absolutely overrun by random universal studios clothing 💀

Insane first reroll attempt for CZN

I connected all of Australia to the chiral network and all I got was this outback tote bag

An unhoused man in a homeless encampment in DC literally sacrifices his life for an Amazon gift card

They deliver a usb drive critical to the plot by advertising an Amazon drone delivery service

War of the worlds is reeeally bad even for a hate watch

Enjoy your day!

So I was just walking into Tyson’s corner mall and two women with kids in strollers were sprinting out towards the parking deck.

They stopped me and told me there was a shooting at the Macys and to get the hell out…

Pulled a foil vivi and terra in the 2 gift bundles we picked up today!

Random woman wanders towards the line and asks what the line is for. A chorus of people chimes in with Magic, Final Fantasy, Pokemon, Switch 2, but it’s all nerdbabble to her.

She follows up with “So what, are they going out of business or something?”

I am convinced the GameStop across the street baited most of the people, the Best Buy was soooo empty

Got a hit at Best Buy! They were limiting one per transaction but the line was so short and they had extra stock so they let me wrap around the line for another

No luck…went to a Walmart and target at opening and another target 15 minutes after opening. Nothing

Waiting at the doors for opening at Target to grab a couple FF magic collector boosters and some guy is here with a duffel bag… that can’t be good

B&H seemingly had a decent restock of X100VIs today. Really excited for mine to come in

I just wanted to collect the set, please just print these to demand. Thanks for nothing wotc

Not sure how a purchase limit of 5 per customer makes sense… free money to bots and scalpers, I suppose!

The best part about Mario kart tour has to be the music. Such great arrangements and nostalgia

Huge W

Expedition 33 is so good but it cracks me up when they speak perfect English and go out of their way to curse only in French

walmart was the one that finally came through for me! was in line at 12:00 and checked out at 12:46

Realizing Schedule I is like Animal Crossing for degens helped me understand why it’s so insanely popular right now

I swear to god these food and package delivery folks are all in on some sick joke to put stuff directly in front of my door so I can’t open it and have to walk out the back to get it

I’m concerned “objectively” is becoming the next big contronym after “literally” but the former seems to stem from ignorance whereas the latter was born from emphasis

What is a duskblood lol

Bloodborne 2 ns2 exclusive??

lol anything except a wind waker remake

Spotted: license plate “XTRA MSG”