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heard the song about travis kelce’s wiener

04.10.2025 04:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

that’s chappy

04.10.2025 04:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they should use this logo again

02.10.2025 21:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

don’t forget me when you’re at the top

02.10.2025 21:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a cartoon of a woman sitting at a table eating fish sticks . ALT: a cartoon of a woman sitting at a table eating fish sticks .

she’s named after their main meal lol

07.05.2025 19:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My grandma used to take me to Luby’s all the time

07.05.2025 17:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

free frogs

07.05.2025 13:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope so but I fear it’s only for this game

01.05.2025 00:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of my best. Made it all the way around the internet until Dave Porntoy saw it and got real mad about it.

28.04.2025 22:46 — 👍 802    🔁 78    💬 16    📌 2

If I would, could you?

28.04.2025 23:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

lmao

25.04.2025 16:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think he’s just incredibly stupid

24.04.2025 22:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I can’t get over his uneven sideburns the other day, probably looked even after his 7am scotch

24.04.2025 22:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

frick and frack

24.04.2025 22:13 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

registry got people feeling like batman or halo

24.04.2025 22:10 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I saw this sign while doing some shopping in Chicago, glad someone got a pic of it lol

23.04.2025 00:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

king of the parking lot

22.04.2025 01:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Goose

Goose

Saw this guy this weekend.

22.04.2025 01:47 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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tapping the sign

17.04.2025 23:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I hear it calling to me

17.04.2025 23:08 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

No reason to step foot in that state tbh

17.04.2025 18:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

throwing up on goodell after housing 20 beers and a couple of lbs of shrimp

15.04.2025 21:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

how many floors we talking here

15.04.2025 13:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I say “what are you guys doing???” about that many times

14.04.2025 20:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man WASHINGTON—During a visit with President Donald Trump at the White House, El Salvador’s president Nayib Bukele claimed Monday that he “lacks the humanity” to return wrongly deported legal U.S. residen...

Salvadoran President Claims He Lacks Humanity To Return Wrongly Deported Man

14.04.2025 19:54 — 👍 5897    🔁 875    💬 123    📌 73

jokes on you I will never make a good post

14.04.2025 20:07 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Great things happening on Friday

14.04.2025 19:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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you're gonna wanna see this

11.04.2025 14:01 — 👍 19611    🔁 5054    💬 75    📌 73

can’t imagine it’s much more than that

09.04.2025 23:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hey I got a $25 gift card that can help

09.04.2025 23:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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