Matt Poirier

Christmas is done, but New Year's is coming, and with it New Year's resolutions! Two great ones that I might suggest: read more, and support more indie creatives. Pick up one of my books, including my latest, "Nadia and Aidan," and you can do both!
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I have a new book out! "Nadia and Aidan" is a novella, following two fraternal twins from France who come to the US to get in touch with their American heritage. You can get it at Amazon in paperback, Kindle, and Kindle Unlimited. www.amazon.com/dp/B0DPKXRP16

One of my favorite characters I've written is Brando, an homage to our late cat of the same name. An attorney, Reform Rabbi, and amateur MMA fighter, he's always there to offer Colvin his support. Pick up "Holtman Arms" at Amazon in paperback or on Kindle to read more! www.amazon.com/dp/B0CN9FKKXS

New podcast, episode 181, "The Foreigner" with Scott Murphy from All '90s Action, All The Time.
When Seagal is urinating too vigorously, it's probably a sign that the package you're about to open has a bomb in it! podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/dtv...

Ranked: Jean-Claude Van Damme – 90s Edition We have been celebrating the career of Jean-Claude Van Damme all week long here on Bulletproof Action, but today is a special day. Today is October 18th. Today is Jean-Claude Van Damme’s birt…

Hey, we're helping our buddies over at Bulletproof Action celebrate the 90s films of Jean-Claude Van Damme. Check out where your favourite ranked and see which film I insisted on reviewing www.bulletproofaction.com/2024/10/18/r...

Has it really been a whole day since I promoted my new sci-fi novel THE TIME TUMMLERS, in paperback on Amazon, and at Dumb-Industries.com with an exclusive ebook edition featuring Wikipedia links to all the arcane showbiz references? Wow, good to be back!

Episode 244 – Praising Kane – Transylvania 6-5000 (1985) » Cinema Smorgasbord It's the SPOOOoooOOOkiest month, so why not check out the surprisingly un-spooky (and, honestly, pretty unfunny) TRANSYLVANIA 6-5000 on the world's finest chronological Carol Kane podcast PRAISING KAN...

On a brand new PRAISING KANE (the world's finest Carol Kane-themed podcast) we're embracing the spooOOky season with the not-spooky-at-all TRANSYLVANIA 6-5000!

Episode 221 – George Kennedy is My Copilot – Demonwarp (1988) (/w Anders Landby) » Cinema Smorgasbord On this very special episode of GEORGE KENNEDY IS MY COPILOT we're joined by the Swedish writer and George Kennedy-enthusiast Anders Landby to discuss his work covering the career of George Kennedy, h...

On a brand new episode of GEORGE KENNEDY IS MY COPILOT we're joined by Swedish George Kennedy expert Anders Landby to discuss sasquatch movies, the correct pronunciation of "smorgasbord" and 1988's DEMONWARP!

Listen to us discuss DEMONWARP!

Episode 218 – You Don’t Know Dick – The Student Teachers (1973) (/w Scott Drebit) » Cinema Smorgasbord On a brand new episode of YOU DON'T KNOW DICK (the world's finest Dick Miller-themed podcast) we're joined by A CUT BELOW: A CELEBRATION OF B HORROR MOVIES, 1950s-1980s author Scott Drebit to discuss ...

We had the wonderful Scott Drebit (@sdrebit.bsky.social), author of A CUT BELOW: A CELEBRATION OF B HORROR MOVIES, 1950s-1980s join us on the latest YOU DON'T KNOW DICK to discuss Pulp Fiction, 1973's THE STUDENT TEACHERS and all things DICK MILLER!

The next one needs to be “The Wrong Cool Cat” directed by David DeCoteau, and maybe they’ll be back.

Cynthia Rothrock isn’t reprising her role as Momma Cat’s voice?

Episode 200 – 200th Episode Celebration – Real Genius (1985) & Pee-wee’s Big Adventure (1985) ... It's the 200th episode of Cinema Smorgasbord, a podcast devoted to obsessively examining the careers of underloved and underappreciated actors and directors. Since we started in 2020 we've created ove...

It's the 200th episode of Cinema Smorgasbord, a podcast devoted to obsessively examining the careers of underloved and underappreciated actors and directors. On this episode we're talking about our history, looking to the future, and going deep on 1985's REAL GENIUS and PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE!

TOMORROW! 8pm. A live streaming @MST3K-style @TheMadsAreBack show is happening. @TraceBeaulieu and I vomit into your Xmas stocking with an all-new re-riff of THE CREEPING TERROR, with special Q&A guest @ClassicShowbiz. $10. Cheap! Get tickets at dumb-industries.com.

If you’d like to buy a gift for a friend or family member who enjoys reading and laughing, there’s not much time left to order a personally signed copy of one of my books at dumb-industries.com in time for Xmas, so do so now if you’re so inclined. Thanks!

Stock is running low on the library of TV’s Frank tomes. So if you want a personally signed copy of one of my 10 books in time for Christmas, go to dumb-industries.com NOW!

Tues, Dec 12, 8pm, in our next live streaming @MST3K-style @TheMadsAreBack show, @TraceBeaulieu & I do all-new riffs of the beloved holiday classic, THE CREEPING TERROR, with special Q&A guest @ClassicShowbiz. $10. Cheap! Get tix at dumb-industries.com.

Personally autographed copies of all 10 of my books, from my first, 25 MST3K FILMS THAT CHANGED MY LIFE IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER, to my most recent, JACK & JILL: FURY HILL are available at dumb-industries.com, and vying for a place on your Christmas gift list.

Episode 199 – Praising Kane – Can She Bake a Cherry Pie? (1983) » Cinema Smorgasbord This is a Cinema Smorgasbord first! An episode of Praising Kane where one host NEVER FOUND HER in the film! Admittedly, tracking down Carol Kane in CAN SHE BAKE A CHERRY PIE? is a bit of a feat, espec...

This week's episode of the world's finest Carol Kane-themed podcast PRAISING KANE we're looking at Henry Jaglom's bizarre romantic comedy CAN SHE BAKE A CHERRY PIE? /w Michael Emil, Karen Black, Larry David (?), Orson Welles (?!) and a Carol Kane appearance so small.. one of our hosts missed it!

For the first time in recorded human history, personally autographed copies of all 10 of my books are available at dumb-industries.com. Order now if you want one in time for Xmas. Valentine’s Day? You have a bit more leeway, but seriously, why wait?

Matt Birnbaum Wham! “Last Christmas.” My favorite Christmas song of all time, but also perhaps the greatest anti-Capitalist Christmas song of all time?  Hear me out. Written at a time when we were still mire...

My breakdown of Wham!’s “Last Christmas” as an anti-Capitalist symbol. www.tumblr.com/mattbirnbaum...

Want to get a gift for the @MST3K fan in your life? For the first time, personally autographed copies of my first book, 25 MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000 FILMS THAT CHANGED MY LIFE IN NO WAY WHATSOEVER, are available at dumb-industries.com.

It is no longer Black Friday, or Cyber Monday. It might be Taco Tuesday, but none of this is applicable to the fact that personally signed copies of all my books are still available at dumb-industries.com and are fun reads, not to mention great Xmas gifts.

They call it Cyber Monday, but Tuesday’s just as bad, which is my nonsensical way of saying you have till midnight tonight to get 15% off personally signed copies of all my books, including my latest novel, JACK & JILL: FURY HILL, at dumb-industries.com.

Buy my newest novel, Don’t House in the Mountains, on Kindle or in paperback. www.amazon.com/Dons-House-M...

Today is the last day of the Black Friday sale at dumb-industries.com, where you can get personally autographed copies of my books, including the two novels I published this year, DARK APNEA, and JACK & JILL: FURY HILL, for 15% off. Order now! I said, NOW!

This might be too dated a reference, but I feel like Irene Lorenzo on All in the Family wouldn’t have thrown those matches in the pool tournament.

The 15% off Black Friday sale for my new all-ages novel, JACK & JILL: FURY HILL, and my other books, is still raging over at dumb-industries.com. Give a personally autographed copy as a gift and become a Christmas hero to your family and friends.

I hate how over the years we’ve lost the true meaning of Black Friday, how its become less spiritual and more commercialized, all about sales and deals, like for instance 15% off personally signed copies of my books at dumb-industries.com all weekend.

People are saying my new all-ages novel JACK & JILL: FURY HILL is a fun, enjoyable read, and a personally autographed copy purchased at dumb-industries.com would be a great Xmas gift. Really, people are saying this. (And by “people,” I mean, “me.”)