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There are few things I enjoy more than lore, taxonomizing things, and weird lil guys. I have wanted to gently kiss the creator of HORG on the forehead for years now, I'm obsessed, help.

There's also literally no way for them to enforce this with physical copies but it's still so yucky. Are they gonna sue small games stores and Ebay users for selling discontinued games? Send cease & desists to vintage game streamers? Lmao

I fucking hate AAA(A) studios dude. #stopKillingGames 2/2

Ubisoft updating their EULA to require users to "immediately uninstall the product and destroy all copies" before it's taken offline after it was them delisting the classic title The Crew that inspired #stopKillingGames movement is so on brand cartoon-mustache-twirler evil shit. It's also wild - 1/2

Smell's connection to the brain is so funny. What do you mean my first thought was "it smells like third grade ecology camp in this bathroom"??

DieWorkWear quote tweeting J.D. Vance I think I can outrun you in these clothes. Images of Vance wearing improperly fitting clothes. Thread tweet below DieWorkWear posts You are tweeting for likes. I’m tweeting to be mentioned in the National Archives and Records.

Screenshot of Derek Guy @DieWorkWear post on X. Here is my house with photo of men’s Wearhouse building

Derek ain’t taking nothing lying down 🥊

this is genuinely sickening stuff

LAPD when they think nobody is watching

Seeing right wing fuck heads refer to the protests as “insurrection” when they LITERALLY DID AN INSURRECTION is next level lack of self awareness and I can’t believe these people function day to day and haven’t looked up at the sky when it rains and drowned like turkeys.

If you’re feeling overwhelmed, stop for a moment and watch this little roadrunner utterly ecstatic to show his mama the treasure he found 🥹🥹🥹

Bsky algo confirmed amazing for bringing vandermeer fandom to me

Do you think renaming it will automatically change the way the electoral college and voting system is arranged?? It isn't different only bc it's currently named District of Columbia. The District part is the issue you have here, not the Columbia part....

The answer is yes, absolutely she does.

tension

Cuphead flower meme angry: Will smith slapping chris rock tee hee: Hamdan Ballal being imprisoned and beaten by the IDF

Every actor, director, and member of the Academy be like

Unfortunately, I can confirm that wearing a new dress does actually make things better

No matter your station in life, there is astoundingly little separating you from those men in that cage behind Kristi Noem. No charges, no attorneys, no hearings, no trial. Just conjecture and brute force could be enough to justify completely dehumanizing you, too.

“Leftists being more polite and less mean would win over well adjusted liberals“ is such a tell that all liberals value is their own comfort

It's CIA's fave trick. And I dont think we can ever rule it ou, even decades from now. Watch for the "bombshell exposé" about him being a predator/spy etc. -- I seriously believe this man will be an aśaßination target, even if it's character ašsa$ination. They will not let him be the hero.

Not to be incredibly bleak on main but now I think we should just be glad that Goldberg isn't getting disappeared or that the conversion isn't being twisted to blame him for treason/espionage/terrorism. Bc we know they can and will escalate to deflect/defend. Our government has done it for decades.

Screenshot of the Atlantic Signal exchanges, including Michael Waltz saying "the first target - their top missile guy - we had positive ID of him walking into his girlfriend's building and it's now collapsed".

Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?

“I insist on being shocked. I am never going to become immune. I think that’s a kind of failure to see so much of it that you die inside. I want to be surprised and shocked every time.”
― Toni Morrison

Hit me with it!!!

Oh I guess #wolqotd since that's how people do this :3

Okay, while the servers are down - #ffxiv folks, tell me about your toons. RP-wise, or just ramble about your favorite build, idk. (No MSQ spoilers please 🙏)

Proud of you ❤️

So did anyone's #ffxiv #bard play Closing Time by Semisonic as the game closed for patch maintenance or must I become one to do everything myself

Maybe all the praise the NPCs heap upon my #ffxiv character for completing a seemingly-simple quest make sense, considering I can emote a whole dance perfectly after just seeing it once. If nothing else, I'm DEFINITELY the Chosen One of dance.

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I love to call my Senators' offices three times per week and try to cajole them into doing the most elementary political messaging and strategy. This is what it means to be an engaged citizen: leaving a strenuously polite voicemail for a 74yo on a more regular cadence than I talk to my parents.