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Fiction, essays, and poetry – along with unclassifiable writings, photos, and drawings – that challenge readers and bend their brains, while maintaining the highest levels of style and substance. Editor novelist Kevin Brennan.

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"She tells me all one needs is love
but un peu de chocolat ne fait pas de mal."

You really must come over and read this #poetry by Salvatore Difalco. Fais-le maintenant!

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24.10.2025 14:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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French is such a beautiful language, n'est-ce pas? Come and see what #poet Salvatore Difalco does with it!

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23.10.2025 14:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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You like #poetry with #hiphop sensibilities?

Then "Eternal Frat Boys" is for you! Come by for some trill lit!

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08.10.2025 14:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Beautiful bit o' #poetry today! Come on over and read "Look at This" by David P. Miller.

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01.10.2025 20:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Why yes, we DO have a policy on #AI!

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26.09.2025 13:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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2025 Best of the Net Nominations One again, Dottie and I are happy to announce this year’s Best of the Net nominations. We always love when this time of year rolls around because we get to review all the terrific work we’ve …

Hello, #writers. It's one of those times when we're not seeing a lot of what we're looking for in the in box. Take a look at our recent Best of the Net nominations and see if you've got something we might like.

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25.09.2025 14:18 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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It's true, #writers. According to Duotrope we have one of the fastest response times, at no. 20, in the biz!

Check us out and give us a try.

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20.09.2025 14:02 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

I love this. ...101 uses for an old cravat.
Including:
"An oven mitt"
"A chihuaha toga"
"To participate in a folk dance at a wedding party in the Balkans" 🙂

14.09.2025 10:40 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

An account to follow if you're a fan of original writing. Edited by Kevin Brennan, himself the author of some very good novels. #writing #writingcommunity

13.09.2025 09:09 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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You'll be hearing more about this true story, but get your first taste right here!

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#cnf #nonfiction #literarymagazine

10.09.2025 14:00 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Hey #writers, you pretty much expect a form rejection letter when you submit to any given journal, right?

02.09.2025 16:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If you have an old cravat sitting around, check out this handy list.

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#poetry #poetrycommunity

27.08.2025 14:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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2025 Best of the Net Nominations One again, Dottie and I are happy to announce this year’s Best of the Net nominations. We always love when this time of year rolls around because we get to review all the terrific work we’ve …

#Writers, in case you missed 'em, here are our 2025 Best of the Net nominations!

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#fiction #poetry #essays #writingcommunity #readingcommunity

26.08.2025 16:24 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Thank you so much @offbeatlit.bsky.social for the Best of the Net nomination! I am over the moon!

25.08.2025 13:39 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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New micro up at the never disappointing Disappointed Housewife @offbeatlit.bsky.social
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22.08.2025 13:23 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

"I’m planning a big party. My friend has no idea. She hates her job and cries on the weekends about it. We tell her she can do better. We tell each other lies all the time..."

20.08.2025 15:14 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Three awesome micros this morning by @JeffreyHermann.

Do stop by and enjoy them with your coffee, won't you?

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20.08.2025 13:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1
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A terrific new piece from a young writer from Virginia, "Without a Checklist."

Come and see!

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#fiction #flashfiction #litmags

12.08.2025 13:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is honestly so much fun

01.08.2025 14:18 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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The Shortlist for August 1, 2025 - turn and work Fiction by Patricia Highsmith, Emily Rinkema, Sarah Lynn Hurd, Antheia, Kip Knott, X.C. Atkins, Claire Gallagher, Cate McGowan, and Ella Mae.

(3/3)
...plus Claire Gallagher in @fracturedlit.bsky.social
Cate McGowan @catemcgowan.com ‬ in @offbeatlit.bsky.social
and Ella Mae in @maudlinhouse.bsky.social

01.08.2025 12:39 — 👍 4    🔁 4    💬 1    📌 0
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Having Weight ~ fiction by Cate McGowan “Having Weight” is a modular story that mirrors the narrator’s fractured state of mind, prompting the reader to collaborate in constructing meaning from the apparent chaos. Each time the reader vis…

A #shortstory that changes every time you read it.

"Having Weight" by Cate McGowan.

Come on by and take it for a spin!

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30.07.2025 13:29 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 1
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Never Is Forever, by The Caucasionals from the album Crackers on Brie (EP)

Thoughts on quantum physics ... and love ... by The Caucasionals!

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#music #indiemusic #indierock #bedroompop #diymusic #guitar #guitarist

16.07.2025 20:18 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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New from The Caucasionals: Crackers on Brie! Crackers on Brie is the The Caucasionals EP that almost didn’t get made. Following the October ’24 release of their preceding disc, Milkballs!, the boys from Cool broke up at least three times over…

Freshly dropped today! Crackers on Brie, by The Caucasionals! 🎶🎶🎶🤘🤘🤘

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16.07.2025 13:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Happens now and then, that nothing coming in over the transom quite suits our peculiar needs.

Just know, it's not you, it's us! 🤪

All the same, read some of our stuff and get a feel for what we're looking for.

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10.07.2025 20:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Is she good at hide and seek? Where does she hide when your ex hammers on the front door? Screams I’ma fucking kill you from the sidewalk?"

Such an innovative structure for a hard tale to tell by ‪@bdiggswrites.bsky.social‬ in @offbeatlit.bsky.social

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07.07.2025 21:52 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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A fun filled jam packed round up and look ahead--it's the newsletter, y'all! With shoutouts to folks tagged in the posts below because character limits.
Want in on the fun? DM me or check back on the blog for a shorter version.
christinamrau.com/blog
#creativecommunity #theyogapoet

06.07.2025 15:41 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

So happy to be in The Disappointed Housewife today, if you like weird, this one's for you! "When Amanda Corin arrived at Mommy & Me Yoga, everyone could see that her new baby had turned into a glass of wine..."

#FlashLit #FlashFiction #Writer #AmWriting

02.07.2025 14:10 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
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A special one today, by the irrepressible @sagetyrtle.bsky.social.

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#fiction #readingcommunity

02.07.2025 14:05 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 4
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"I look at the cracks spidering out from the doors’ corners, the windowsills. I hate them because they remind me of me."

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19.06.2025 17:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Here it is, a striking metaphor on how to take care of yourself.

"My Brain is a Shifting Foundation" ~ Kaci Neves

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19.06.2025 13:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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