Lori Tomlinson @loritomlinson

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration

Diplomatic Talks Break Down Between Trump, Motion-Activated Ghost Decoration https://theonion.com/diplomatic-talks-break-down-between-trump-motion-activated-ghost-decoration/

22.10.2025 15:00 — 👍 1960 🔁 313 💬 27 📌 11

Wait, what?

22.10.2025 18:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Same.

06.10.2025 23:13 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How can anyone not think the U.S. is morphing into a dictatorship?

06.10.2025 23:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

🤣

05.10.2025 18:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who is he running against?

05.10.2025 18:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spot on.

05.10.2025 18:31 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Spot on.

05.10.2025 18:31 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Yep.

04.10.2025 13:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are you f'ing kidding me?

04.10.2025 13:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's not gonna be good for business.

04.10.2025 13:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So many "I told you so's"...

03.10.2025 15:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Crunchy, undercooked rice and overcooked veggies.

03.10.2025 15:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’ve gotten several messages that the Trump administration has tampered with federal employees’ email systems, making some people’s automatic Out of Office replies blame the government shutdown on the “radical left.” This was done without the employees’ knowledge.

03.10.2025 02:37 — 👍 3986 🔁 1374 💬 156 📌 77

I've been thinking about Eric.

02.10.2025 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Spot on, Ms. Goodall!

02.10.2025 23:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Now, more than ever.

01.10.2025 11:33 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Sadly, it's becoming more difficult every day.

01.10.2025 11:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

30.09.2025 22:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Just Kill Them.” Casual Cruelty, Broadcast at Dawn If you’re not outraged, you’re not paying attention.

If you’re not outraged, you’re not paying attention.
open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

13.09.2025 19:35 — 👍 2418 🔁 481 💬 189 📌 43

The beginning of martial law

11.08.2025 11:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Red nose Pitties are the best!

29.05.2025 19:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

29.05.2025 19:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂

28.04.2025 21:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂

23.04.2025 21:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂

23.04.2025 21:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂

23.04.2025 21:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The never-ending circle...

22.04.2025 22:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂

26.03.2025 13:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I suspect the VP spends most of his waking hours in a state of confusion.

26.03.2025 13:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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