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@lukez.im.bsky.social

๐ŸŽฎโšฝ๏ธ | Former: @sbnation.bsky.social, Futhead

1,190 Followers  |  256 Following  |  40 Posts  |  Joined: 20.06.2023  |  1.6601

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believe i have a trip that weekend otherwise i would definitely cook on it

10.05.2024 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

/Don Pardo voice, over blaring SNL theme saxophones "Muuuusical guest, Mike Vrabel."

15.10.2023 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 129    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

we did the polar opposite. 4 previous Ms, switched to Pf and it was the least bad of any of them. makes u think

06.10.2023 20:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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9 year old me will never unsee Dennis Franzโ€™s ass

21.09.2023 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no

01.09.2023 22:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I refuse to learn who anyone on this site is, that way any drama that happens is simply not my problem. I am Dr. Manhattan on Mars

29.08.2023 03:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 698    ๐Ÿ” 79    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
A SKELETINE SMOKEN A BONE IN SIDE DA MUSEUM AND CHECKEN OUT ALL DA OTHER SKELETINES!!! WHY ARE MUSEUMS NOW JUST A BUCH OF IPADS YOU SWIPPE ON WE NEED MORE SKELTONES AND OTHER COOL SHIT MAYBE A OLD POLER BEAR YOU CAN TOUCH!! PUT A FUCKEN ALIVE RACOON IN THE MUSEUM AND YOU CAN PAY 1$ TO FEED THEM A ORANGE AND LINES WOULD BE OUT THE DOOR, BUT NO ONE ASKED ME, ANYWAY THE TEXT SAYS : "THE ONLY MASTADON ACCOUNT I NEED IS A MEMBER SHIP TO THE NATRAL HISTORY MUSEUM" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELETINE SMOKEN A BONE IN SIDE DA MUSEUM AND CHECKEN OUT ALL DA OTHER SKELETINES!!! WHY ARE MUSEUMS NOW JUST A BUCH OF IPADS YOU SWIPPE ON WE NEED MORE SKELTONES AND OTHER COOL SHIT MAYBE A OLD POLER BEAR YOU CAN TOUCH!! PUT A FUCKEN ALIVE RACOON IN THE MUSEUM AND YOU CAN PAY 1$ TO FEED THEM A ORANGE AND LINES WOULD BE OUT THE DOOR, BUT NO ONE ASKED ME, ANYWAY THE TEXT SAYS : "THE ONLY MASTADON ACCOUNT I NEED IS A MEMBER SHIP TO THE NATRAL HISTORY MUSEUM" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

AND THATS A DAMB FACT - dashare.zone ADMIN

29.08.2023 00:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 571    ๐Ÿ” 132    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Is Jim Harbaugh actually Hunter Biden

12.08.2023 21:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 44    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

believe it's an Alienware Aurora R7? GTX 1080. i7. dm me on the other app. it's just been sitting in a closet since the pandemic but I can double check it works and wipe it

06.08.2023 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

not sure how old is too old for you, but i've got a 2017 gaming PC I'll give you if you pay for shipping

06.08.2023 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You have been blessed by The Good Boy and The Good Girl. Pay it forward or you will be cursed with 7 more years of Conference Realignment news.

04.08.2023 15:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A SKELETONG ANGEL WHOSE MAD BECAUSE THERE TRYING TO SAVE SOME IMAGE'S AND THEY KEEP COMING DOWN AS WEBP FILES AND WHAT DA FUCK ARE WEBP'S AND MY COMPUTER DOSENT OPEN THEM SO WHAT DA FUCK! AND IT SAYS : I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A WEBP IS JUST GIVE ME A JPG MOTHER FUCKER "FUCK WEBP AND WEBM @DASHAREZ0NE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELETONG ANGEL WHOSE MAD BECAUSE THERE TRYING TO SAVE SOME IMAGE'S AND THEY KEEP COMING DOWN AS WEBP FILES AND WHAT DA FUCK ARE WEBP'S AND MY COMPUTER DOSENT OPEN THEM SO WHAT DA FUCK! AND IT SAYS : I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK A WEBP IS JUST GIVE ME A JPG MOTHER FUCKER "FUCK WEBP AND WEBM @DASHAREZ0NE" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

FUCK WEBP - dashare.zone ADMIN

03.08.2023 19:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1093    ๐Ÿ” 420    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
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Was given a reasonable amount of chances to say โ€œcooookie crispโ€ in exchange for part of a cookie and declined. Sad!

26.07.2023 19:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Crichton shouldve hooped instead of tryna reanimate dinosaurs cause he tall as hell!

22.07.2023 16:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"dril isn't funny. Jon Bois is a rabid Twitter user" You have brain damage from inhaling computer gas. Please report to the hostpital

18.07.2023 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1184    ๐Ÿ” 135    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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respectfully, this sucks shit

10.07.2023 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@jerkwheatery.bsky.social ร“rale SZN

09.07.2023 01:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I do not feel strongly about Dak v Cousins and could swap those and feel fine. Maybe a little harsh on Tannehill too

06.07.2023 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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i debased myself in the group chat to argue so now your brain has to be exposed to it too. you have 7 days

06.07.2023 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What?? You donโ€™t think this sounds natural?

06.07.2023 03:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 91    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Mark McLemore somehow just .2%

05.07.2023 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Your office doesnโ€™t have two dog beds? Couldnโ€™t be me

04.07.2023 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Carlotta Valdez
Provided to YouTube by Universal Music GroupCarlotta Valdez ยท Harvey DangerWhere Have All The Merrymakers Gone?โ„— 1997 London Records Inc.Released on: 1997-01... Carlotta Valdez

Everyone knows "Flagpole Sitta", which yes, is a banger. But on the opener from the same LP, Harvey Danger also crushed it with "Carlotta Valdez" [sic], a lyrically faithful recounting of Hitchcock's "Vertigo"

02.07.2023 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Marvel Snap. Easy game

02.07.2023 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can't take the USFL seriously because the Pittsburgh team looks like the one Bane blows up in The Dark Knight Rises

02.07.2023 01:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fred VanVleet, Jock Landale, Dillon Brooks, and Patty Mills

01.07.2023 23:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

a midfield with him and Madders would be a sieve

01.07.2023 21:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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