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Ivan "Tariff Nebraska" Bologna

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App State SHOCKS the world beats Michigan in the Big House 2007
YouTube video by Carlos Pineda App State SHOCKS the world beats Michigan in the Big House 2007

I know you're doing ranked-vs-ranked, but c'mon B Stiles. There was a monumental game on this date. youtu.be/5O6lHVIju98?...

05.08.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ghislaine Maxwell's lawyer knows how to write a lede. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

05.08.2025 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 104    ๐Ÿ” 27    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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05.08.2025 17:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.08.2025 11:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

popular anti-fascism as taxpayer revolt...might have some legs

05.08.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9667    ๐Ÿ” 2011    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 160    ๐Ÿ“Œ 82
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Tristan Wirfs is so good. Edge gets inside of him but he quickly recovers, turns his hips, and seals him inside

Bucky isn't half bad here too

05.08.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We had this thing for senior government class where they split the class into "political parties" and you'd have to write a platform and campaign. The winner were always the School Sucks party with a platform of no speed limits, colonizing Mars and invading Canada. Never thought it would happen irl.

05.08.2025 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This whole administration is like what would happen if we handed the government over to a group of 11 year olds.

05.08.2025 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 33    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It worked for Brad Ashford. Motherfucker changed parties when it was convenient, then ran as a Democrat against the ACA because it was costing Jerry Ryan Clothing too much money to give their employees health insurance. And now his wife does ads for Bacon.

04.08.2025 20:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don Draper said "I hate guns," opposed the Vietnam War, almost cried when JFK died, and gave a female secretary a copywriting job in the 1960s.

Neither he nor Homer Simpson would've voted for Trump. (Homer would've been talked into voting Dem by Lisa, then would've accidentally wrote in Joe Biden.)

04.08.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1795    ๐Ÿ” 122    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 263    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

The Nebraska Democratic Party's inability to beat Don Bacon is truly staggering. They are so bad at building the coalition among all their factions (that a guy like Osborn, for his faults, does with relative ease) that they just lose 20% of their vote to ticket splits every two years.

04.08.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jamie Harrison ran a one-issue campaign in South Carolina - I hate Lindsay Graham too! - and was the most well-funded candidate in the history of the party as a result. He then got stomped by 10 points, and his prize for raising a boatload of money and losing ugly was THE CHAIRMANSHIP OF THE PARTY.

04.08.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But that's just it. You run Coastie darling vanity candidates in red states because you've already decided you can't win, so run someone that will drive fundraising dollars.

04.08.2025 20:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I constantly complain that national-level Democratic politics is a giant scam perpetrated on the party's most loyal voters? This explains it better than anything else I've seen so far.

04.08.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
photo of people lounging on the lawn on a sunny day in Prospect Park

photo of people lounging on the lawn on a sunny day in Prospect Park

every couple of days a guy elected by fewer voters than people who work at JFK on a weekday gets in front of a camera and tells the world that this scares the shit out of him

03.08.2025 20:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 992    ๐Ÿ” 98    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Iowa State ranked and Iowa not?

youtu.be/fUrF4MVmem0?...

04.08.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RL Stine alone could get any kid from middle school to junior-year English lit.

04.08.2025 16:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

80% of the people on here were too busy determining whether Joker Lips was an improper elevation of the Catholic church and, by virtue of that, fascist propaganda.

04.08.2025 15:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't believe how none of you got me onto MJ Lenderman before last week. You all really misunderstood your roles here.

04.08.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โ€˜Back To Dockโ€™ Voted Most Popular Destination Among Current Rowboat Passengers

โ€˜Back To Dockโ€™ Voted Most Popular Destination Among Current Rowboat Passengers

โ€˜Back To Dockโ€™ Voted Most Popular Destination Among Current Rowboat Passengers theonion.com/back-to...

04.08.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3195    ๐Ÿ” 199    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

"I don't want to live in Chicago" for the first 35 years of my life was my worst ever take.

04.08.2025 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Texas Democrats going to Illinois is genius. Nothing scares Republicans more than the thought of going to Chicago.

04.08.2025 11:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They got new lawyers?

04.08.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

...boy, they're sure leaning in to being terrible, aren't they?

04.08.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 458    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

OH HERE WE GO

04.08.2025 01:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"A computer took your place, Daddy."

04.08.2025 01:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Vermont Green fans at Virtue Field with a Tifo depicting Bernie Sanders with the words "welcome to the Berniebeu", a play on the name of Real Madrid's Santiago Bernabeu Stadium

Vermont Green fans at Virtue Field with a Tifo depicting Bernie Sanders with the words "welcome to the Berniebeu", a play on the name of Real Madrid's Santiago Bernabeu Stadium

"Welcome to the Berniebeu" Bernie Sanders inspired Tifo from the Vermont Green fans at the USL League Two final vs Ballard FC. ๐Ÿ“ท: USL

03.08.2025 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 168    ๐Ÿ” 36    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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Me watching CM Punk be sad

03.08.2025 01:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And I love him for it.

03.08.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Davenport, Iowa remains superior to Chicago, Illinois

03.08.2025 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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