(abandoned) hazel🦊❄️

due to recent allegations regarding the ceo of this site, i’ve made the decision to abandon my bluesky account. it’s not like i was using it much in the first place, but after these revelations, i refuse to support this platform any longer.

feel free to catch me on the flipside

a person standing next to a red panda on a sidewalk Alt: A red panda walking

Welcome to the Days of Aww

meadow you are a goddamn prophet

the complete embrace of nihilism and the rejection of being genuine is the greatest danger to humanity right now

A cat from Tempo. He looks like a friend.

Ever wonder how Pandora can stick around without being, like, homeless? (Or maybe you haven't, I haven't drawn them in a while)

Well, thanks to ol' Claudia Wentz's hospitality and care, Pandora has a home! And even if they don't need it, the food tastes nice too!

Hey all! I went on a lil' outing with my friends today. Didn't catch any photos with Gwyneth in them but Gretchen and I got this cute photo in!

spun a wheel, drew @sonokido.bsky.social's Violet Naire! Go read VCD, it's a good fuckin' comic! vcdcomic.carrd.co

YOU own up to it if you want to be the adult. the fact of the matter is you have an innocent woman's blood on your hands, and no amount of "le epic gotchas" will reverse that. if you're smart, you'll take this as a hint to leave the internet and never show your ugly, bloated face around here again.

i assume you want to be the "adult" in the situation based off of how high and mighty you've been acting in all your messages. handling this maturely does not mean screeching at people you don't even know behind a screen, and it certainly doesn't mean downplaying your actions.

this situation is not about "the fandom", and the fact that you're willing to pull out whataboutisms when the whole world already knows what you've done is damning of your character. whether you want to admit it or not, you are at least partly responsible for a woman's death.

Anyway my elevator pitch for Gex 4 is a God of War 2018 style journey that answers the question: Can a Where’s the Beef father and a Skibidi Toilet son truly learn to understand each other

this super circuit track thumbnail is so fucking funny dude wario and dk are fucking dying

Normalsville men

hardcore

this site is fucking dogshit

happy egg day, have a goth bunny girl

there may or may not be more of her in the future

Kick Klepto’s Ass

1/3 into the year, and this is what the tier list looks like so far. yes, a few of the rankings have been shuffled around, though that's mostly just because i didn't really know what i was doing with the tiers at first. also, in case you're wondering, i haven't done a review on X4 yet because i want

SHIT i just realized i forgot to add triple deluxe onto the tier list

it's supposed to be in between MMMM and beetlejuice in case you're curious

-to finish zero's campaign first, though it's been kicking my ass and i've mostly lost interest in the mega man franchise, so don't be surprised if i end up saying "fuck it" and review it anyways.

1/3 into the year, and this is what the tier list looks like so far. yes, a few of the rankings have been shuffled around, though that's mostly just because i didn't really know what i was doing with the tiers at first. also, in case you're wondering, i haven't done a review on X4 yet because i want

17. Ratchet & Clank (2002)

not sure if this one counts, considering i started my playthrough of it in 2024, then dropped it for a couple months, but i'm including it anyways because MY LORD i NEED to gush about this game. it's literally a bing bing wahoo game in SPACE WITH GUNS, A KICKASS-

-SOUNDTRACK, SOCIAL COMMENTARY, AND EDGY HUMOR. what else could i possibly ask for?

all jokes aside, this one's great. i'll give it an A tier because while i love it to death, some of the missions can be annoying (looking at you, planet Oltanis).

17. Ratchet & Clank (2002)

not sure if this one counts, considering i started my playthrough of it in 2024, then dropped it for a couple months, but i'm including it anyways because MY LORD i NEED to gush about this game. it's literally a bing bing wahoo game in SPACE WITH GUNS, A KICKASS-

16. A Minecraft Movie

i have absolutely no idea what i just witnessed.

truthfully the movie isn't even terrible or anything - it's got a half-decent message about creativity, and i'm sure kids will get a kick out of it. idk man, i'm probably just an old fuck who hates fun and whimsy, but if you-

what the hell am i even saying, i'm not making any sense. this movie has ruined me mentally and it won't be long before i go completely nutty and start screaming "CHICKEN JOCKEEYYY" in jack black's voice in my sleep. D tier, don't hate it but probably won't be revisiting this one any time soon.

-ask me it was way too much of a mindfuck for me to really get into, what with all the meme references and jablinski and whatnot. all it did was make me want to watch Pixels again, which tbf is also a massive clusterfuck but in a slightly better way if that makes any sense.

16. A Minecraft Movie

i have absolutely no idea what i just witnessed.

truthfully the movie isn't even terrible or anything - it's got a half-decent message about creativity, and i'm sure kids will get a kick out of it. idk man, i'm probably just an old fuck who hates fun and whimsy, but if you-