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@ffsitsdan.bsky.social

Bald, middle-aged handsome bastard. Dad and husband. Lover of comedy, gaming, food, music and people that don’t take life too seriously. Life’s too short! Gen X. Oh and #Prince forever

36 Followers  |  72 Following  |  25 Posts  |  Joined: 18.11.2024  |  1.629

Latest posts by ffsitsdan.bsky.social on Bluesky


How on earth have 15 years passed that quickly?! 🤯

14.02.2026 19:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Ah I saw some of them at the zoo the other day - amazing!

28.06.2025 12:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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25.06.2025 12:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is great news, glad to hear it Ellie 👏

22.06.2025 17:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Great to see you out and about 🤗

20.06.2025 15:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I get it. When my Dad died it suddenly felt like a weight lifted from my shoulders. I loved him but he was not a nice man. Felt guilty at the time but not anymore

12.01.2025 22:02 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Red flag alert 🚩

05.12.2024 15:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Eh??

02.12.2024 10:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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This is the little fella that often visits us - his name is Jackson apparently 🐈

01.12.2024 20:04 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

UK here so no Thanksgiving but we’ve ordered ourselves a nice big topside of beef for Christmas Day instead of the traditional turkey. All down to a moment of honesty where we all admitted we didn’t really care for the taste of it 😂

29.11.2024 22:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What happened to Christmas already?! 😮

29.11.2024 22:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Love the idea of the portal but the thought of stick drift makes me hesitant to buy one 😔

29.11.2024 22:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Prince, Pink Floyd, Ren, Chinchilla, Christine and the Queens, Bjork

29.11.2024 17:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I accidentally put Quantity 2 on my Who Gives A Crap order and ended up with 96 huge loo rolls 😂

29.11.2024 17:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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😂 followed by “there’ll be plenty of that soon enough” under your breath

27.11.2024 20:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Er…..Happy Thanksgiving?! 😬

27.11.2024 20:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Absolutely but the tone of it sounds like a guy. Not yet met a woman that doesn’t dislike wedding prep shenanigans but every chap I know hates it hence why I plumped for “guy”. Either way my advice still stands 😂

26.11.2024 11:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But one day this guy will get married and all he complains about will be finished…..my advice is don’t have kids if you’re struggling with having your weekends taken up by things you don’t particularly want to do 😂

25.11.2024 19:28 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Did this years ago, found the new Amiga, slid it out of the packaging, plugged it all in and spent a happy afternoon playing Lemmings before putting it all back 😂

25.11.2024 15:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@thatmattkingfella.bsky.social happy to have joined your followers from the dark side Matt!

22.11.2024 19:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ginormous pair of bollocks there 😳

20.11.2024 18:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just wet in east Devon 🌧️

19.11.2024 08:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Morning Joe! What cheeses are in store for you today?

19.11.2024 07:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oooh I did NOT know that!!

18.11.2024 21:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hiiiiii!! ☺️

18.11.2024 19:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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