Barf Party

Maybe the announcement is Connor’s Wedding!

If Michael B Jordan ruins his career with some franchise bullshit I’m fighting everyone.

Dave ‘Kardashian’ Grohl

Dave ‘Lohl’ More like…

Fitting that humanity will burn itself to cinders training AI chatbots how to prey on vulnerable lonely men.

I wish it was aliens.

A new ‘Bacon Brothers Band’ is born every day. and Isn’t Stamos a Budget Beach Boy now? Why am I pretending anything matters

“There’s no organ within organized religion for metabolizing revelation. Mystical insights must be labeled as heresy to preserve the integrity of doctrine, lest epistemological chaos ensue.”

@krkwood.bsky.social hammering it all home on this one 🙌🏽

He would certainly NOT be very ‘Neato Torpedo’… To say the least.

Listen to the crowd lose any shred of hope they had that they could return to reality unchanged. #Meshuggah #Lethargica #ElderGodTier

Frank like smelling the flowers

Dachshunds are called ‘Wiener Dogs’ not because of how they look, but how they act.

FUCK

While I’d love to know the time and case to use Whom vs. Who…

But some of y’all can’t even figure out that paying for freight makes things more expensive.

Can we just make everything from China infinitely expensive and just shut the fuck up for 15 minutes.

These children. Fucking SHUT UP.

Ultimate 5D chess. Temu is regular price. Wow. Incredible.

I’m starting to really love being in this space again. I feel like I’ve been remodeling it for a decade, it’s had its high points and low points… but it’s getting back to being a place I want to be and live and breathe for the first time in a long time.

@clppng.bsky.social ‘s ‘Dodger’ is the best piece of music that will drop this year.

If you have a counter point it better be glued to a fist or I won’t accept it.

This smear campaign must end.

I LOVE THE CHARACTER DESIGN YOU TAKE THAT BACK! Their little Akira faces… 🥰

Don’t forget!

April Blizzards Bring May Wizards!

🧙🏽‍♂️ 🔮 🪄

My desk is right in front of a window.

You won’t have to leave your car to throw a brick through my face.

I’m just straight up fucking livid winter wont just die and fuck off forever.

I know the planet collapsing is bad, but I will never miss the cold.

John Mayer can’t play a single Decapitated riff and that’s why he’s wack as fuck.

The Studio is good but needs to be pantsed.

I feel the same, delicate balance of evil corp bankrolling creatives who actually get to do whatever they want. RIP 1899 and The Franchise (among millions of other).

Glad to see some things aren’t changing turbulently with the times

Fuck… they let Mumford and his annoying ass kids back out.

I saw the news by mistake again today.

What’s the most famous ‘Local Band’ of all time?

A) Red Hot Chili Peppers
B) Drowning Pool
C) Both