laurel 🌻

a rule is a wonderful thing to have

EatingWell article preview. The text is "16 10-Minute Snacks to Make Forever" and the image is baby peppers stuffed with a hummus-like with chickpeas on top

I did the math and if each snack takes 10 minutes and you made them forever, you would end up with ∞ snacks.

HEHEHE hiiiiii laura im sniffing you

HAL Laboratory Inc logo: a weiner dog sleeps in a big nest of straw, keeping a clutch of eggs warm.

serene and beautiful photo that fills you with a sense of peace, comfort and encouragement to reach your goals

#EldenRing #whitemaskvarre #Varre

Birds and bugs have wings and lay eggs. But angels have wings and dont lay eggs. And snakes lay eggs but dont have wings. So its not wings that make you do that. Its some other thing.

Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum, New York Partial gift, Claes Oldenburg and Coosje van Bruggen, New York, 1995 © Claes Oldenburg and Coosje van Bruggen

Soft Shuttlecock by Claes Oldenburg and Coosje van Bruggen https://www.guggenheim.org/artwork/3322

being nice to bugs is hot

Baby grew up (a little)

A before-and-after sequence of a long-haired brunette girl turning into a spiral-eyed, milky-breasted cow-girl, featuring a headband, ear tag, and cow-print lingerie.

[comm] doesn't she look so much happier now?

abandoned parts

A Great Blue Heron focused on fishing. Great Blue Herons have excellent depth perception, which comes in handy while hunting.

A cicada shot from very close up just underneath her and to the side. The insect is perched on a vertical black metal fence post.

A full view of the cicada still from quite close-up. She is perched on a black painted metal fence post in front of an urban building.

This lovely lady flew past my head and landed on a metal fence post which she tried to slurp. Gave me time to get right into her business to snap her delightfully frosted ventral details 🔬

worm or amphiptere fantasy creature with a colorful quilt pattern on its body and two small bat-like wings

I don't think I've posted this one

me doing standup in silent hill

Gift of Society for Contemporary Art in 1976; refabricated by the artist in 2002

Curve VIII https://www.artic.edu/artworks/181099/

it occurs to me that some of you may not be aware of the completely insane UI for the Legend Entertainment quasi-text adventures

it made me cry

tee hee

i am not confident that you could be normal about my feet.

LAURA

The unicorn can't move without pleasuring himself--and by extension, his rival.

hey!!!! this is neither good nor virtuous!!!

tells you to be good and virtuous

youre so smart

getting in the christmas spirit