Tara Jepsen

What is this fascist trash

Whoever made the key art for ARE YOU MY FIRST? 🤮 needs a vigorous background check.

I’ve gotten ahold of call centers, who immediately say they can’t help but can connect me with the doctor’s office, where no one answers. Call center guy said they’re “looking at” connecting callers directly with doctors’ offices! Just like in the 50’s!

I’m having a pressing medical situation that cannot be addressed by emergency care. I have not been able to reach a SINGLE PROVIDER from Cedars Sinai. Just long holds with tinny wait music and no human.

How do you suppose ICE behaved toward TSA agents on their flights out here? They are certainly comprised of a lot of immigrants.

This year I discovered how terrorized I have to feel to fully love all of the Pride well-wishes from pretty much anyone (who isn’t a corporation).

@wnba acting with honor and love by recognizing the 5-year anniversary of losing George Floyd. Thank you @napheesa24 for your dedication.

They did teeth whitening in the @wnba like scoliosis checks in my junior high gym class

Who paid for this garbage?

No one has really nailed naming a business like the owner of Dress Barn did

He wasn’t unknown then!

I hope everyone who has wanted white pride or straight pride events knows about the Derby! Sure, it’s a LITTLE woke—they’re allowing Catholics now?? Still—a true stronghold. No “I regret my vote” interviews here!

If we can unite against fascism the way we do against Trader Joe’s parking lots, we will really be in business.

Give me Amy Sedaris playing Kim Mulkey in a biopic or give me death.

Can someone please forward the world’s biggest high five to the Dr. Odyssey props department? From the gold forceps to the shark fin, this is elite work!!

Really on-brand that Democrats finally united by hating someone within their party instead of the fascist they should be opposing

Maybe quit “trying for a boy” and “hope for a trans child” you buffoons

So far zero tiny top hats on the red carpet. Disappointing.

Ugh I love the dildonics of the red carpet

Kaitlyn Dever is phenomenal in Apple Cider Vinegar. Just beyond. The whole show is excellent @netflix.com

Magazine article headline reflecting the inquiry of a white gentleman who deigns resolve his racism through dating POC

I have some white friends who have already decided that this works

I want to congratulate everyone who managed not to watch The Substance with a Level 5 Gen X sex nerd

Samuel Jackson was glorious!

You mean Kendrick calling him out?

I can’t imagine a more scorching counterpoint to the cowardice of the @nfl removing their toothless “End Racism” than Kendrick’s performance. Just divine.

I Grew Up and Found Out it Was My Soft Skills That Mattered Most

Does anyone know if there’s a bar in Silicon Valley called Tech Tonics

Boldly taking the time during this national crisis to navel gaze and ask myself if I am in fact the world’s biggest dipshit

So happy you shared this, truly felt great to read everyone’s comments!!

Whenever I worry I’m lazy I need to remember the weeks of keeping a bottle of lotion upside down and jamming my fingers in for the dregs. The shaking, tilting, and scraping. The patience to fully clear it out, then triumphantly walk it ten pompous steps to the recycling.