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you can often find me in the primordial soup leaking fluid

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reminds me of when I played DQ1 on one of those FC to SFC adapters, except Bomberman is far more harmonious here

11.02.2026 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 259    πŸ” 100    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 25

Before we get started, I just want to say thank you to all of my subscribers. This has been a dream as long as I can remember and I couldn’t have done it without you. It feels surreal to finally say it, but this is the final episode of Nutting In Every Country In The World. Welcome to Vatican City

08.02.2026 04:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1620    πŸ” 181    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 4

awesome joker line from the film

03.02.2026 06:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Toad bangs his poor head against the wall.

From "The Story"
In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

Toad bangs his poor head against the wall. From "The Story" In *Frog and Toad Are Friends*

Then Toad began to bang his head against the wall

03.02.2026 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1048    πŸ” 245    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 36
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a screenshot of a video game with the word false in the corner ALT: a screenshot of a video game with the word false in the corner
01.10.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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13.12.2025 06:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

elite pick. didn't know skate was chill like that

10.12.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

can you imagine getting hit with the "several scenes will play in sequence, please set aside time to view them" message and it's like a 20 minute Hildebrand cutscene

10.12.2025 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They are genuinely psycho for actually making Nero's devil arms have plausible schematics

10.12.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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brother got me the dmc5 art book as a birthday gift and capcom is absolutely mogging square + fromsoft in the extensiveness department

There's so much actual concept art which is honestly kinda rare to see in most video game art books. With sketch notes translated and everything

Good job capcom

10.12.2025 11:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Coloured digital drawing of a sylph warmage with smoke-like hair. They are clad in armour and covered in different odd knick knacks and weaponry. Above them is a small drawing depicting them in profile in a beaklike helmet.
To the left is a plaque with the text "War Mage
To study the arcane is to devote oneself to the pursuit of power. As among the diverse set of magical traditions that exist it is the one that cannot heal the mind, soothe the soul or restore the body. Instead it steals the destructive powers of the elements, the pure awe of divine might, and untold secrets of the occult. Combining these spoils into a tradition of magic that  demands respect and punishes any who would deny its self-acclaimed importance.
Thus, those who enact the arcane are vain, prideful and powerhungry. Practicing a craft of pure power, control and ensorcellment. Still, while these may be lowly pursuits the power of the arcane is shackled and grounded by human desire and reasoning.  
But, place such a practitioner amongst the horrors of war, and not in the vain position of a commander, nor in the comfort of a ritualist but in the boots of a common soldier. Then watch their vanity wash away by a life in trenches, packed against dirt and corpses like a dead man in a coffin. Watch their shield of pride crumble as their spellwards against blades and arrows do nothing against the attrition of conflict. Watch their hunger for power die as their destructive spells do nothing against the arrows and blades that fell their comrades in droves.
Then gaze upon the work of a practitioner void of the purpose that granted them power. Gaze upon the violence only humans can wrack but devoid of the love and passion, of the resentment and hate, of the righteous fury and deserved vengeance, of the vicious greed and the hunger for power that should guide it. Gaze upon the insatiable hunger of a beast that cannot be fed. It is an abomination. It is a war mage."

Coloured digital drawing of a sylph warmage with smoke-like hair. They are clad in armour and covered in different odd knick knacks and weaponry. Above them is a small drawing depicting them in profile in a beaklike helmet. To the left is a plaque with the text "War Mage To study the arcane is to devote oneself to the pursuit of power. As among the diverse set of magical traditions that exist it is the one that cannot heal the mind, soothe the soul or restore the body. Instead it steals the destructive powers of the elements, the pure awe of divine might, and untold secrets of the occult. Combining these spoils into a tradition of magic that demands respect and punishes any who would deny its self-acclaimed importance. Thus, those who enact the arcane are vain, prideful and powerhungry. Practicing a craft of pure power, control and ensorcellment. Still, while these may be lowly pursuits the power of the arcane is shackled and grounded by human desire and reasoning. But, place such a practitioner amongst the horrors of war, and not in the vain position of a commander, nor in the comfort of a ritualist but in the boots of a common soldier. Then watch their vanity wash away by a life in trenches, packed against dirt and corpses like a dead man in a coffin. Watch their shield of pride crumble as their spellwards against blades and arrows do nothing against the attrition of conflict. Watch their hunger for power die as their destructive spells do nothing against the arrows and blades that fell their comrades in droves. Then gaze upon the work of a practitioner void of the purpose that granted them power. Gaze upon the violence only humans can wrack but devoid of the love and passion, of the resentment and hate, of the righteous fury and deserved vengeance, of the vicious greed and the hunger for power that should guide it. Gaze upon the insatiable hunger of a beast that cannot be fed. It is an abomination. It is a war mage."

War Mage

07.12.2025 00:01 β€” πŸ‘ 595    πŸ” 137    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1

if you think about it being called "unc" or "og" is kind of like being called "senpai"

08.12.2025 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Elden Ring - Erdtree Burial Watchdog

08.12.2025 00:54 β€” πŸ‘ 204    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
picture of a chat 

wargen: i have a driver’s license 
reachheavenbyviolence: yeah… for a poop car (six πŸ˜‚ reacts)

picture of a chat wargen: i have a driver’s license reachheavenbyviolence: yeah… for a poop car (six πŸ˜‚ reacts)

06.12.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Grinchdays Canadaville
The Grinch is back with The Grinchiest Meal. Tap to get your m...
now
THE MEAL

M. Happy Grinchdays Canadaville The Grinch is back with The Grinchiest Meal. Tap to get your m... now THE MEAL

Completely tone-deaf shit. What if I grew up in Whoville? Might as well be selling a Quarter Hitler with Cheese. Why don’t you Hitler Size my fries while you’re at it

05.12.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1293    πŸ” 218    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 6

Ideal jrpg party composition

21.11.2025 13:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1748    πŸ” 300    πŸ’¬ 41    πŸ“Œ 5
Illustration of a chimera-like being; her head and torso are that of a human with long flowing hair whilst the rest of her body is that of a grouse or pheasant, covered in fur and wings wide open; the tail is snake-like. 
She stands in darkness, a faint golden halo around her head and torso

Illustration of a chimera-like being; her head and torso are that of a human with long flowing hair whilst the rest of her body is that of a grouse or pheasant, covered in fur and wings wide open; the tail is snake-like. She stands in darkness, a faint golden halo around her head and torso

Sleeper
2025

-{ #art | #illustration | #fantasy }-

03.12.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 528    πŸ” 156    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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More Pilgrims of the Murk Dome illustrations

02.12.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 570    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

every person who cares about the integrity of Mario characters is probably a serial killer

02.12.2025 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Last Jedi this. Force Awakens that. The moment Star Wars really lost the plot was when Anakin was killing all those kids and the movie didn't have me step out of the shadows as the only 40 year old fully grown man padawan with a rocking gym bod and say "How bout you pick on someone your own size?"

03.12.2025 04:09 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
the character of hornet from hollow knight: silksong edited to have her head resemble that of homer simpson

the character of hornet from hollow knight: silksong edited to have her head resemble that of homer simpson

homert simpsong

03.12.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 272    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

legal advisor: im saying we roll 7 into 6

god: no

legal advisor: gluttony and greed are kinda the same thing

can't think of a punchline here actually

01.12.2025 10:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the kind of mf that would die by getting crushed by a big boulder. Death by half looped rope around ankle while connecting to a crate sliding off the edge. Going down with the treasure kind of end

01.12.2025 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

operating out of the goddamn Pangaea Paramiltary with a logo of like a blue steel orca. And a head with hair 🀏this thin barely perceptible baldness

01.12.2025 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

finally got my white guy nickname and it's "Sloan" some fast and furious villain type shit owning a private militia type of beast

01.12.2025 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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WHITE PEOPLE WHEN THAT NAKEYJAKEY VIDEO HITS

01.12.2025 08:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Dark Souls 3 - Knight

30.11.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 149    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Immediately issuing an update to this one :D

28.11.2025 12:27 β€” πŸ‘ 417    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Zohran Mamdani Is Bringing Back Nintendo Streetpass

27.11.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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