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@pondslurp.bsky.social

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Latest posts by pondslurp.bsky.social on Bluesky

caveman times if you printed a retraction they would feed you to the wolves

09.10.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i feel a great kinship with the ancient sumeriams or whatever they were called

08.10.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

encroach away man. mi territory es su territory

07.10.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
guy cutting a blade grass with tiny scissors

guy cutting a blade grass with tiny scissors

bushwhacking through dense jungle with one of these

07.10.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

seems indelible to me but i cant del for shit

07.10.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

granny smith apple is a power up. pure energy

07.10.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

im sorry for commenting "bro unpact his adjectives" on your post. i felt intellectually threatened

05.10.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i stopped looking for new music after i heard youve got the touch in the transformers animated movie

04.10.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

warrior mindset today. had a cup of coffee instead of my usual six hot chocolates

04.10.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

life is an extended metaphor. bear with me. its long, it sucks, none of it makes sense at firstβ€”bear with me now,

04.10.2025 00:21 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

life is like a tenuous analogy

04.10.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

damn!

04.10.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don't You Know

this is awesome. 1977 and the first 30 seconds is straight up boards of canada

open.spotify.com/track/3T37jK...

04.10.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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29.09.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 116    πŸ” 27    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Jane Goodall taught me it was ok to have 39 different behaviour patterns, including tool usage, grooming and courtship behaviours, customary or habitual in some communities but absent in others where ecological explanations have been discounted.

02.10.2025 00:03 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

dude youve gotta check out writing. they put talking into a squiggle

01.10.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Leucism - Wikipedia

awesome link from that page

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leucism

01.10.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

have you guys heard the one without the punchline

01.10.2025 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

toast is cattle feed. they invented toast to control us. hold on the toaster just dinged. untoasted bread is poison. they want to take away our toast,

01.10.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

petting my cat with surgical precision

30.09.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a pyrrhic victory would fix me

27.09.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

your linguistic chauvinism is a betrayal of the warrior ethos. you are hereby disavowed by the gang of esperantist bikers

26.09.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

deleting a post is like tearing off a chunk of your soul and throwing it in the cosmic recycle bin

11.09.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

you can throw trash into any can, doesnt matter what kind. most people dont realize that

25.09.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hell i could purchase

25.09.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i gotta go barrel. at least until i finally get my hands on a potato sack

23.09.2025 23:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bringing a bluetooth speaker to the job interview so i dont have to play the doom soundtrack off my phone

23.09.2025 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i wouldnt use the word "champing" but im doing something at the bit, yes

23.09.2025 02:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

using it on my hair without checking if its honey or shampoo

23.09.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

damn this goes

22.09.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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