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Simon Kellow Bingham

@simonkellowbingham.bsky.social

Dragon hunter for hire. Will find the Wyvern, Wyrm, Drake, Cockatrice, Salamander or other type causing anxiety in your village or castle. Humane, poetic solutions found every time. Low cost, fast service... https://linktr.ee/simon_kellow_bingham

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A dark shadowed space looms up ahead, wide enough for a carriage, but too low for a modern tractor. Crows call and curse. There is a chill in the air. A dog howls. Time to run...

A dark shadowed space looms up ahead, wide enough for a carriage, but too low for a modern tractor. Crows call and curse. There is a chill in the air. A dog howls. Time to run...

The Devil's Bridge is a quiet, cold place that sits at the bottom of a deep holloway, & remains chilly even in midsummer. One day, I will tell the tale of my visit. One day, when the ashes & embers of what happened are blown on the wind...one day.

#booksky

09.02.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Patience builds...

09.02.2026 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been busy exploring a new place, familiar, but strange, full of monstrous beasts, and singing orcs... back soon!

08.02.2026 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mandorlinfiore and the Dragons of Zonza Check out Mandorlinfiore and the Dragons of Zonza - <p>Do you believe in destiny or are you brave and smart enough to make your own luck?<br>In a world ruled by superstition, where ghosts and the old ...

Hahahah! At last! I'm on Bookshop dot org, the site that supports indie bookshops... I love bookshops xxx bookshop.org/p/books/mand...

08.02.2026 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I seek to amuse, certainly!

07.02.2026 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

About time I wrote a new blog thing. I can hear Danek the Orc poet whistling his tunes in the other room. I should write something before he gets bored and starts singing that damn song again...

06.02.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Still waiting!

06.02.2026 21:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Very respirational, sir!

30.01.2026 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The power of light and its healing effects are sorely missed under the grey skies of January! Bon courage, monsieur!

27.01.2026 21:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Be a Force Multiplier: Empower, Uplift, and Upgrade the World Around You We all carry within us the potential to do more than simply get through life. We have the power to leave a mark, to elevate others, to multiply good in the world. We can leave a pretty decent legac…

We have the power to leave a mark, to elevate others, to multiply good in the world. We can leave a pretty decent legacy if we try. Read more in my blog below:
johndabell.com/2026/01/25/b...

25.01.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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A Psalm for the Swingset: A poem in alliterative verse by Sarah J. Monnier The gentle rocking Β· restfully slow and soft, / a patient pendulum, ponderous in its movements, / and a sunset Β· that sinks lower / with every exhale ...

"A Psalm for the Swingset" -- a poem by @lore.house in the current issue of Forgotten Ground Regained.

alliteration.net/poetry/a-psa... #alliterative #poetry #alliterativeverse #psalm #poem #poetrysky #BlueSkyPoets #poetsofbluesky #poetrycommunity #poetrylovers #writingcommunity

26.01.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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EnαΈ«Γ©duanna was the priestess of the moon god Nanna in the Sumerian city-state of Ur in about 2300 BC. She was also a political figure, an influencer, and is generally thought to be the first named author in history. Everything she did was news: we even know the name of her personal hairdresser...

26.01.2026 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Look at this incredibly cool thing!

23.01.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love me a wild sanglier!

23.01.2026 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good to see you taking care of business, dude!

23.01.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Noot Noot!!

21.01.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The NHS should give you your own office by now, Head of Positive Vibes...

21.01.2026 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unsolicited writing advice, no. 117:
There are days the dream machine doesn’t work. That doesn’t mean it’s broken.

21.01.2026 12:44 β€” πŸ‘ 126    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

Nice work there, sir!

20.01.2026 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I laughed way too hard at this. There's clearly something wrong with me...

20.01.2026 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in different ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees

This is all the news I need right now, that cows are friends, not food x

www.theguardian.com/science/2026...

20.01.2026 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Here's a picture of my book for you to enjoy. My daughter, the fieldworking zoology scientist, painted the dragons, and was careful to ensure they were anatomically correct. Being born in Sussex, she knows something about dragons...

19.01.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can almost hear the Rocky theme tune!!

19.01.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations old bean!

19.01.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Surveying the grounds again, good for you, keep an eye on the staff!

19.01.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking good, sir! Happy Monday!

19.01.2026 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A new #arthurian #poem in @newversereview.bsky.social by Jesse Keith Butler:

"The Last of the Longships"

www.newversereview.com/3-1-poems-pa...

14.01.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

It's utterly amazing how resilient you are, sir, a tough cookie for sure! Take care out there!

14.01.2026 05:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

09.01.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 21836    πŸ” 6421    πŸ’¬ 406    πŸ“Œ 1193

To anyone who needs it right now:
If a woman gets shot in the face and your first reaction is to say: "yes, but did she provoke it?" you need to give yourself a shake.

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