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Writes software and fiction. Tries to keep the two apart. Books published by Farrago and others. Supremo and Grand Panjandrum at the Worldwide Subbub Organisation. He/him. https://linktr.ee/jonpinnock

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A magazine list showing #37, Zohran Mamdani, age 11, asked for Books, FIFA 2003 and SimCity 3000 video games.

A magazine list showing #37, Zohran Mamdani, age 11, asked for Books, FIFA 2003 and SimCity 3000 video games.

we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor

Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000

25.06.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 6375    πŸ” 1450    πŸ’¬ 147    πŸ“Œ 428

Got a "friendly" against the other skittles team based in our village. Could turn nasty. Last time I scored a 24 double flopper on my last hand, so it's all downhill from there.

05.11.2025 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
guy said, β€œDo you like Marx?”

I said, β€œI haven’t met him.”

Guy said, β€œNo, no, he’s dead.”

β€œWow, what happened?”

β€œNo, no, he died long ago.”

I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, β€œWhy are you asking me if he died long ago?” 

β€œNo, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” 

I said, β€œSounds amazing.”

I’m giving you a sense of how naΓ―ve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx.

BS: The FBI.

MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,

guy said, β€œDo you like Marx?” I said, β€œI haven’t met him.” Guy said, β€œNo, no, he’s dead.” β€œWow, what happened?” β€œNo, no, he died long ago.” I thought the guy Marx had just died. So then, β€œWhy are you asking me if he died long ago?” β€œNo, he wrote a lot. He wrote that poor people should not be poor.” I said, β€œSounds amazing.” I’m giving you a sense of how naΓ―ve I was. After they left, I went to the library to look for Marx. So that was my introduction to Karl Marx. BS: The FBI. MM: The FBI. Then, of course, I took a class on Marx. Couldn’t just get Marx out of the library. But,

good morning specifically to the FBI agent who introduced Mamdani’s dad to Marx

05.11.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 9340    πŸ” 2609    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 153
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.

05.11.2025 12:13 β€” πŸ‘ 19775    πŸ” 5886    πŸ’¬ 267    πŸ“Œ 746
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What I Read in May - Jonathan Pinnock - Writer of Stuff Still playing catch-up, so there might be a sudden burst of posts to get us back in sync. Or IContinue readingWhat I Read in May

What I Read in May (yes, really). www.jonathanpinnock.com/2025/11/what...

04.11.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Train hero who saved passengers during attack named: 
Samir Zitouni is credited with saving lives on the train

Train hero who saved passengers during attack named: Samir Zitouni is credited with saving lives on the train

spread Samir Zitouni’s name far and wide

04.11.2025 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 403    πŸ” 181    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 15

Ah, sorry - didn’t last that long :)

03.11.2025 23:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's Robin Day, not Bernie Clifton, surely? Utterly bonkers, all the same.

03.11.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Got a 10/- record token for Christmas, 1963. Singles cost 6/8, so I needed to get something else. No idea what to get, so my mum asked the man in the shop for a suggestion. Ended up with Be My Baby by the Ronettes.

03.11.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Voting against Restore Trust in the annual NT elections is becoming a pleasant annual tradition, like Guy Fawkes Night. We should commemorate it.

29.10.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them

29.10.2025 02:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12802    πŸ” 1725    πŸ’¬ 273    πŸ“Œ 44

WIP words added today: -52

28.10.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is AWS playing up again? Several websites not working properly this morning.

27.10.2025 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
All The Devils Are Here by David Seabrook, as featured on That Backlisted Podcast.

All The Devils Are Here by David Seabrook, as featured on That Backlisted Podcast.

Uh oh…

24.10.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pardon our interruption...

Cheap at the price: www.ebay.co.uk/itm/35780491...

24.10.2025 10:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
1978: The Ancient Sport of Road Bowling | Scene Around Six | Niche Sports | BBC Archive
YouTube video by BBC Archive 1978: The Ancient Sport of Road Bowling | Scene Around Six | Niche Sports | BBC Archive

How on *earth* is this not an official Olympic sport?

23.10.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1
Goodnight Oslo
YouTube video by Robyn Hitchcock - Topic Goodnight Oslo

Now playing. 653 views on YouTube. 653. Should be millions. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU7t...

22.10.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This remains the funniest way to hear about an internet outage, though.

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Souvenir plastic beer glass from 1991 Grand Sumo Tournament

Souvenir plastic beer glass from 1991 Grand Sumo Tournament

Sorting out some stuff and just found this, from the last Grand Sumo tournament in London in 1991!

19.10.2025 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Had a moving encounter with Beverly and Elizabeth Glenn-Copeland this week

17.10.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I wrote a lovely poem about the good old days, to go with the nice pink one off Facebook that's quoted below.

15.10.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 289    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 3

Ha. Funnily enough, it was your post yesterday (I think) that alerted me to this, so you never know...

15.10.2025 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just discovered that Vinted does books. With pictures, so you can see that you're getting the right edition. Gamechanger.

15.10.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Emma doing the Lord's work here, as ever.

15.10.2025 07:20 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So why did no-one tell me about this? www.royalalberthall.com/tickets/even.... Last time they held it at the RAH (34 years ago, God help me), we went. Bloody magnificent spectacle.

15.10.2025 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fascinating thread, in the way that the stuff lurking under stones is fascinating.

14.10.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, that's sad.

11.10.2025 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Will be skeeting vaguely about this from time to time, so you may wish to block that hashtag in case the vagueness gets too annoying.

10.10.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

WIPWMNSTLOD (WIP Which May Never See The Light Of Day) now up to 12384 words. #WIPWMNSTLOD

10.10.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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English Poets

The British by Benjamin Zephaniah


"Take some Picts, Celts and Silures And let them settle, Then overrun them with Roman conquerors.

Remove the Romans after approximately 400 years Add lots of Norman French to some Angles, Saxons, Jutes and Vikings, then stir vigorously.

Mix some hot Chileans, cool Jamaicans, Dominicans, Trinidadians and Bajans with some Ethiopians, Chinese, Vietnamese and Sudanese.

Then take a blend of Somalians, Sri Lankans, Nigerians And Pakistanis, Combine with some Guyanese And turn up the heat.

Sprinkle some fresh Indians, Malaysians, Bosnians, Iraqis and Bangladeshis together with some Afghans, Spanish, Turkish, Kurdish, Japanese And Palestinians Then add to the melting pot.

Leave the ingredients to simmer.

As they mix and blend allow their languages to flourish Binding them together with English.

Allow time to be cool.

Add some unity, understanding, and respect for the future, Serve with justice And enjoy.

Note: All the ingredients are equally important. Treating one ingredient better than another will leave a bitter unpleasant taste.

Warning: An unequal spread of justice will damage the people and cause pain. Give justice and equality to all."

Home English Poets The British by Benjamin Zephaniah "Take some Picts, Celts and Silures And let them settle, Then overrun them with Roman conquerors. Remove the Romans after approximately 400 years Add lots of Norman French to some Angles, Saxons, Jutes and Vikings, then stir vigorously. Mix some hot Chileans, cool Jamaicans, Dominicans, Trinidadians and Bajans with some Ethiopians, Chinese, Vietnamese and Sudanese. Then take a blend of Somalians, Sri Lankans, Nigerians And Pakistanis, Combine with some Guyanese And turn up the heat. Sprinkle some fresh Indians, Malaysians, Bosnians, Iraqis and Bangladeshis together with some Afghans, Spanish, Turkish, Kurdish, Japanese And Palestinians Then add to the melting pot. Leave the ingredients to simmer. As they mix and blend allow their languages to flourish Binding them together with English. Allow time to be cool. Add some unity, understanding, and respect for the future, Serve with justice And enjoy. Note: All the ingredients are equally important. Treating one ingredient better than another will leave a bitter unpleasant taste. Warning: An unequal spread of justice will damage the people and cause pain. Give justice and equality to all."

The British by Poet Mr #BenjaminZephaniah

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