Deon

the Internet used to be when you and 3 friends sat near computer watched this and popped off for the next 2 weeks it was cool

tfw it's time to go to work

*chirping*

A pink and purple retrowave text image that reads "holy shit. Some soup sounds great right now"

it's good to know your neighbors

wasn't there an alanis morissette song about this

wii u. second screen on the controller? revolutionary.

yeah we kinda just love saying shit so that checks out

god the music sting, i need to watch this tas

HAPPY HOLIDAYS

Game: Indiana Jones and the Infernal Machine (1999, N64)
TAS Author: Bovice
Source: tasvideos.org/6900M

It's that time of the year again

Encountering a cute little Horokko Reaverbot in one of MegaMan's dungeon delving escapades. It's a cylindrical green robot that looks like two marshmallows stuck on top of one another with additional four marshmallows for legs. It's just stumbling around the dark cyber-dungeon, looking all cute with its one red eye and smiling, searching for its next victim.

The downtown part of the Kattelox Island city, a beautiful, cozy town with white, yellow and green pastel-colored houses and buildings, clean wide roads and cute chunky red cars driving around town. It's just a neat look at the art direction of this gorgeous looking game, makes you wanna live in that town.

The Cannam Reaverbot, a spider-like robot with a cylindrical head and what looks like a bent, L-shaped penis, hanging from the ceiling of an ancient sci-fi dungeon, looking very creepy.

Exploring the town's Apple Market, a beautiful indoor mall full of cute shops for anything you'd like, a casual meeting place for people of all ages socializing and walking around. We see a closeup of Paprika, a very good boye pup pup with white fur and brown splotches, wearing a red collar and jumping around just being the cutest dog ever. <3

Mega Man Legends (PS1) (1997)

2/2

The yellow and red sunfish-shaped Flutter, a small airship and home of our heroes, gently floating through the beautiful blue skies with a few puffy clouds scattered about. Below we see a vast ocean that stretches beyond the horizon, a world covered in water with a few island nations. What if Waterworld... but robots? There's an ancient cylindrical structure sticking out of the ocean, probably a chimney that contributed to the climate change from the previous civilization.

Our heroes, MegaMan Volnutt, a dark haired boy with his signature blue armor and next to him at the helm of the Flutter, Roll Caskett, a blonde girl with spiky Knuckles the Echidna style hair, wearing a red uniform and big red hat. They look happy and carefree, eager to get to their next adventure in this perpetually dying, ocean-covered hellscape. Man this game looks gorgeous all these years later, just a beautiful anime style art direction with clear, brightly colored shapes and characters, it's beautiful!

MegaMan being startled by a massive Reaverbot, an ancient gray-ish robot six little legs, big chunky body, drills for hands and a knight's helmet shaped head with a big red eye and ridges on its face that give it a menacing, skeletal look. It's missing one of its arms, probably due to being so old. (that's what happens when you get old, kids) Though huge and evil looking, its skeletal smile hints at it maybe, possibly being a cuddly friend? MegaMan doesn't wait to find out and jumps off of the ledge into the ocean. (but actually lands on the Flutter and escapes)

A beautiful forest clearing with bright green grass, quite the contrast to a disturbing situation of an old man being cornered by a police officer and an inspector that looks like if Inspector Gadget got old and fat and grew mustache. They're here to arrest the old man, one professor Barrell Caskett under suspicion of exploiting his granddaughter and adopted grandson by sending them on dangerous adventures for his own fame and profit.

Mega Man Legends (PS1) (1997)

1/2

it's vaguely similar; hits a lot of the same beats but the wachowskis were involved and added/changed a fair amount for "gameplay reasons." i mostly remember combat being neat, they lean into letting you use neo's powers

i've always had a huge soft spot for matrix path of neo, think it's around that time frame

Some dark power compelled me to make this tonight.

seeing a billionaire buying their way into becoming head of a government dept via financing an election and saying "so how do we get one of those for OUR team?"

gone fishin

i remember this game having the original version of "let's get it started" by black eyed peas, fueling my confusion every time i heard the revised version from then on

Fishing (Mighty Hits, PS1-Saturn, Altron, 1996)

i was also considering "cheat now you can see a nice ice key which you can have for free" but that did at least get you an item, even if it had no use in the game

in mystical ninja starring goemon on the n64, at the end of the Impact transformation cutscenes while Impact is posing, you can move the control stick to rotate and raise/lower his head

that student was Albert Einstein 🤯🤯🤯

badger badger badger badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM

Tfw you’ve obtained the “Ham”

yeah i feel like it's probably ultimately deterministic?? but also in practice it feels extremely close enough to me and everyone else that we are making decisions so i'm just gonna try to make good ones and take responsibility for them; seems better than not trying

Still need more baseball?

We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.