Matty P

An image of the table showing Spurs three points ahead of West Ham in the relegation zone

I didn't want to believe relegation was a real possibility.

It's a real possibility now.

Thomas Frank has to go The official stance of Cartilage Free Captain is now: #FrankOut

I wrote a thing and I hate that I had to write it.

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Time for Frank to go. We need a manager who can handle a top 4 caliber team. #COYS

How and why Tottenham hijacked Aston Villa’s move for Conor Gallagher Johan Lange moved fast to seal a deal, with Thomas Frank also making a crucial call

How Tottenham signed Conor Gallagher and why it matters.

www.nytimes.com/athletic/696...

You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat

SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE

WOW WOW WOW

Bentancur continues to be the worst

LET'S GO TORRENT!! 🌊 🏒

Human laundromats love to fold

Judith Beheading Holofernes, by Caravaggio, 1599

Please vote today! Make your voice heard!

Watching the Shining. Happy Halloween!

Can’t decide what to buy on Prime Day?

Try: absolutely nothing, and then go support indie bookstores instead 📚

That was a lovely way to spend Saturday morning #COYS

COYS COYS COYS #COYS

DONE DEAL: Tottenham announce the signing of Xavi Simons from RB Leipzig HE ONLY WANTED TOTTENHAM

HE'S HERE... AND HE'S PERFECT

Losing Eze to Arsenal hurts

Psst. I have to tell you something.

Come closer.

...closer.

(coys)

Mohammed Kudus is a Tottenham Hotspur player.

⚪️ How do you feel about the signing, #THFC fans?

⚒️ And #WHUFC fans, what are your thoughts on his departure?

Welcome to Seattle, Mia 💙

From the fan base to the team's culture, Mia Fishel shares more on her decision to join Reign FC.

Read ➡️ rgnfc.com/3U4o9a1

“We already have U22 players at home” means we’re probably looking at another window with no significant transfers. I get that we paid a club record transfer fee for pdlv in winter 24 and a fee for Jesus in winter 25, but I’m kinda getting poverty franchise vibes from the Sounders at this point.

A quote from Brian Schmetzer: “Stefan is being evaluated for a head and neck injury. He got hit pretty hard. We're in the early stages of that evaluation. As soon as we get a definitive, a real, good clarity on the extent of the injury, we'll give you more. I don't want to speculate. He is going to the hospital, but he is fine. He was alert when he was loaded onto the ambulance … I'm very happy for our medical staff because they did a good job to be careful. We can't underestimate that type of stuff.”

We're all with you, Stef 💚

The Onion NYT ad. The headline of the editorial says “CONGRESS, NOW MORE THAN EVER OUR NATION NEEDS YOUR COWARDICE”

EXCLUSIVE — The Onion has a full-page ad in today’s NYT featuring part of an editorial calling out congressional fecklessness towards Trump. They also sent a copy of their latest issue to every lawmaker.

My report, with an excerpt from the full editorial: www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...

I still think this is a strong contender for the funniest video ever uploaded. Absolutely unbeatable comedic rhythm

That looks amazing

It hurts me to say this but #angeout. Can’t see how we survive another PL campaign plus Champions league next season playing his style. #COYS

Son Heung-min hoists the Europa League trophy into the Bilbao sky.

Tottenham Hotspur's 17-year trophy drought is over.

Ange Postecoglou has delivered his promise.

Ange Postecoglou said he always wins something in his second season.

He is a man of his word.

Tottenham have beaten Manchester United 1-0. They have won the Europa League.

Their 17-year trophy drought is 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿.

COYS!!!!!