Orman

🎵 You may waste your days, but at least you were able
To pay off your grave since we leased you your cradle 🎶

We work to earn the right to work, to earn the right to work, to earn the right to work, to earn the right to work, to earn the right to work, to earn the right to work, to earn the right to work, to earn the right to work, to earn the right to work, to earn the right to work, to earn the right to w

Trying to farm social clout where they don't deserve it most likely

STOP having "conversations" with ChatGPT and START talking to your stuffed animals like a normal person

Concept art illustration of a kobold anthro character with horns and red eyes wearing avant garde gothic fashion. Their all black outfit consists of an irregular cloak with thin silver motif embroidery and denim "pauldrons" over a wide cowl-collared shirt and cuffed 3/4 trousers. Black leather boots and a hypnotic eye motif necklace complete the look.

I don't know if he's commented on "Mayor of Pleasantville" but that sounds like a good slogan

hope you get better soon <3

11/10 perfect

Had a guy vent to me about how I destroyed his confidence at Smash Bros during one of the Smash Bros Nights and I could finally pull this line from the Street Fighter movie without remorse

Perfect buildup to the description of the younger monk being told he's facing Lu-Tze and folding in himself

:3

It's kinda hilarious that even the stated justification doesn't hold up - if you want to "solve" birth rates, don't you want one guy spreading his money among multiple women? /s

No, I don't get it either

IIRC, Walmart had the same problem. You'd think that the managers they'd hired in Germany would tell them that it'd be a terrible idea, and yet they don't listen.

I heard someone explain it, but I can't remember if it's the official reasoning or just a nice side-effect, but it means you spend more time in the store so you're more likely to buy something on impulse

What we're watching: A new take on "Frankenstein," a lavish legal drama starring Kim Kardashian and a Tracy Morgan-led spinoff.

sometimes an Oxford comma can make all the difference

A red Ravenite Dragonborn who tried to master inner peace and suplexed it instead. Covered in five embossed Norse tattoos: Thor’s Hammer on his right hand, Fenrir on his stomach, Jörmungandr on his shoulder, a Bear Paw on his chest, and a Norse Circle on his neck. He swears each one represents balance, though most folks say they just make him look like a walking thunderstorm. Wearing a brown bear pelt around his waist with leather Viking pants and boots, he calls himself a monk but fights like an avalanche with opinions. He once tried meditation and blew up a tree. He calls every fight an emotional exercise. When anger rises, he takes a deep breath, whispers “be the calm,” and then powerbombs fate through a table. He’s the dragon who broke destiny’s nose, the monk who prays before punching, and living proof that inner peace can, in fact, have biceps.

Red Ravenite Dragonborn Monk/Barbarian
#dndart #dndcharacter

Night channeling at a crystal ball.

Would you let this dragon read your future?
#fursuit #fursuitfriday #fursuiting

Madalore goes half mad playing that one.

Also the plagiarism the game does is astounding for a retail release

A bat fursuit slouched over staring into the distance appearing to be high while an eagle fursuit stares at him quizzically with wings on his hips.

Nobody's gonna know. Nobody's gonna know,
They're gonna know.
How would they know? 🌿

#FursuitFriday
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It took him a while but Lt Blouse did a great job once he realized what skills Jackrum was missing

The birds in the park are *not* free... but they might go home with you anyway 😉

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15x15 is fine IMO even if you can't have puzzles that are too complicated, but also visually maybe it wouldn't be so noisy if you removed the gaps between the colored dots in the grid? Most apps I've played on build up block colour rather than a grid of lights

Factorio prepared me for this.

Are they allowed to specify the number because making the mess of Johns worse would be funnier

How I became the “legal eagle meme girl”

Weird to object to Jar Jar when the Gungans clearly have just as much visual style as surface Naboo

This European is mystified by how you'd even lay things out so that all residents had access to any particular stairway in that sort of setup, let alone why you'd mandate it

coraline tired artist meme with top text "hey ano have you started my comm yet?" and bottom tet "*stuck in drawing scales for 3 weeks*

New art is coming, I promise

Where the English might say 'It's the bee's knees', the French say 'C'est le petit Jésus en culotte de velours' (It's the baby Jesus in velvet shorts).