Scott 🦦🪸

For legal reasons please pretend I am joking

Something really good that happened to me this year is that the free NYT crosswords on Delta in-flight WiFi thing somehow bugged out and I’ve had free crosswords access for almost two months now

This reminded me of the David Guetta’s George Floyd tribute show

….size??

They don’t make games like Cut the Rope or Doodle Jump anymore

you can save money by having your partner cut your hair and save time by having them do it while you drive

Me to the DoD.

“i love bad bitches, that’s my fuckin problem”

no, brother in [insert deity], that’s your fuckin *solution*

Amen

Got a stupid cut from carrying a wood pallet without gloves that got infected. These antibiotics are destroying my gut rn

An article about how to use an iPhone to measure a person’s height

6’ tall bros in shambles

VGK @ NJD

Anything can happen in Jersey (threat)

Marchand in jail is what I love to see though ha

Bruins @ Rangers

Go Bruins… I guess lol

Also Delta has the most attractive flight attendants among the legacies 🤷‍♂️

An vacant middle seat on a flight

Empty middle seat #blessed

Wait wtf that’s probably one of the most popular things IRS have ever done

An X-Ray machine at an airport branded “analogic”

Flying back home my mind remains rotten

Always repost the Integrated Survivability “Onion” regardless of context

Such a fucking insane trade

Why tf is the Mavs trading out Luka Doncic

Ooh got this one in one try too! Iconic

I saw this horror so you’ll have to see it too

YouTube screenshot of “Black Metal Instrumentals for Sleep” video

Met up with my uncle for the first time in a while and he’s like Trump is a true christian who will save America. Dude’s not even an American citizen tf lmao

"big tech lost a trillion dollars"

me:

Hey now it gets harder to learn a new language as you get older you know, and god is what like 10 billion years old? At least he bothered to learn English

..."describe this Bulgarian Christianity as Eastern in the ninth and tenth centuries; the roots of the conflict between East and West went back a long way. (The Slav liturgy was at first violently rejected by the Roman Church, on the grounds that God spoke only three languages: Hebrew, Greek and Latin.)"

Ah yes, the Almighty, omnipresent and omniscient, who speaks fewer languages than me, drunk at a restaurant in Ensenada (from Kosovo: A Short History by Noel Malcolm)

the british authorities to Alan Turing when they found out he was gay