Jade

When the band comes out and the sax player is in a Batman suit you know you’re gonna die in that pit

he cant keep getting away with this

I’ve been trying to explain to people the full extent of assfuckery accomplished by the ending of the de minimis rule

Small businesses, independent creators, publishing companies, Etsy-style shops & just plain ol’ folks in the US trying to buy stuff from anywhere else are royally fucked

before i had to move away from chicago i considered applying to the onion. never sent it in because i'm not funny enough for this competitive market, but here are all the jokes i wrote

Apparently it’s because all of this is on PPV in Japan??? Doesn’t make it any less funny, but definitely interesting context

Brother we are all faggots in the eyes of the banks

This game LOVES to edge me on ranks (got gold next game)

Lockdown era leftist Twitter beef devolving into this exact thing is what got me to hit that website for good lol

Yeah, I think the worst part was that this friend was looking on it like a train wreck, handwringing about how badly that she was treated by the internet at large for all of this, and I had to just point blank tell them “you’re contributing to it by watching all this” which got them to stop at least

I think this meme is rly funny bc 9/10 times people don't remember that Alan Wake literally takes 5 minutes to point out "and then the scary thing happened" because he can't help but prose constantly all the time and Sora started besting the FUCK outta the Shadows on Destiny Islands wordlessly

apologies everyone, i forgot about jesus

One of my circle of college friend’s lockdown obsessions was drama videos on ChrisChan, which is obviously an evil fucking fixation to have. I had to actively ask them to stop bringing it up unprompted in discord gen chats

Im so tired

Damn I should get around to playing this patch soon huh. But as we all know, XIV players love nothing more than making a wild read of a scene that isn’t at all supported by the text/subtext of the scene itself

Mildly confused by the gold adhd Kimberly player who was absolutely mixing me and then threw two sets in a row by taunting at me, but look LP is LP and I’m not too proud to take some charity in getting out of silver

THEY

STILL

GOT

IT

Fuckin’ sick

not to back-in-my-day this shit but why does battlefield 6 or any game in 2025 need rootkit anti-cheat. what the fuck happened to Vote to Kick man we used to deal with cheaters and shit within seconds

Ingrid "using her magic" to make Luke and Jamie kiss. Her magic cannot do this.

Ingrid Arcade Mode

Edited image of Anthony Bourdain's quote "Once you've been to Cambodia you'll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands" replaced with "Once you've played any pre-Call of Duty Raven Software game you'll never stop wanting to beat Activision Blizzard King to death with your bare hands"

Pro tip

PANEL 1: A mom, dad, and daughter are driving in a car. MOM: "Rita says the school is closed indefinitely and another chunk of the moon just wiped out the Dakotas... Thousands more will start hitting us soon, like Space Hail." PANEL 2: DAUGHTER: "Since the world's ending anyway--maybe I could watch an R-rated movie tonight?" PANEL 3: DAD: "Nice try, but we need you to die with 'chaste eyes and imaginings." PANEL 4: MOM (to daughter): "He just wants to make sure you'll go to Heaven to establish a beachhead for our family--we'll need you to petition God for our release from Hell." PANEL 5: DAD: "Kiddo, your mother and I have soiled minds that have conjured all manner of erotic fantasias. We are bound only for the pit."

talking to your children about sex

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Oh you’re the bane of my existence trying to do dailies (I’m a burn player)

YOU CANNOT CALL IT THAT YOSHI P

Some Final Fantasy Tactics Advance dudes shredding in a skate park.

Tony Hawk's Pro Tactics Advance