Jono Bo Bono

the genuine hop in his step. what joy

running a "lock him up" campaign on Elon is a 40 state winning strategy

34 years ago today, Barney Gumble and Wade Boggs got into a raucous debate over England’s greatest prime minister.

“Homer at the Bat” first aired on February 20, 1992.

When your policy is all economics and no psychology.

In October 2024, the Georgia secretary of state’s office launched an investigation after receiving numerous reports from residents across several counties saying they’d received partially prefilled absentee ballot applications from Musk’s America PAC. trib.al/n6hAZOC

This is pretty rad

Road House, done

if the United States government bought the remaining inventory and destroyed it, the country could prevent at least several dozen divorces

What's his number?

I walked down the aisle to the intro, might as well skate to it!

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This fucking rules. Donna Summer's MacArthur Park Suite slaps so hard. Alysa looked like she was having a blast skating to the best roller disco song on earth.

A recreation of a basketball hoop at Manzanar, with the Sierra Nevada mountains in the background

A park ranger holding up a photo of gardens at Manzanar during WWII, up against where the gardens would have been

A view from camp, with huge, snowy mountains overlooking Manzanar

The Manzanar monument to those that died at camp, just beyond the camp grounds. Barbed wire is in the foreground of the photo.

In 2019 I had the incredible opportunity to visit Manzanar concentration camp with other young Japanese Americans. Feb 19th marks the day FDR issued orders removing and imprisoning 120,000 Japanese Americans, and my trip is especially top of mind today. I took these photos—more details in alt text.

I can't think of any immigrant in American history who has assimilated worse than Musk. The guy hates most of the people here and wants to hurt us, has open contempt for our traditions or values, and has spent billions trying to destroy our culture to replace it with that of his foreign childhood.

A small poodle looking doing with pink dyed legs and tail and a baguette and sunglasses sitting up on her hind legs

trying to find something in my email and came across the dog I met in an ulta ten years ago

Orange County is a hellmouth.

This is like that documentary Cliffhanger.

God I’m glad I don’t know how to spell dingis

The year is 2043. President Moggthot just announced a successful raid by Literal Seal Team Six on the submerged remnants of Mar A Lago, capturing the cocaine-desiccated husks of the Trump children and finally bringing closure to “The Bugs Bunny War.”

Trillions of US dollars remain in Saudi banks.

In the concentration camp universe, this is what's known as a filtration camp. A government preemptively takes a whole class of people to interrogate and detain extrajudicially in order to inflict duress on them while arbitrarily assessing their (supposed) culpability.

a Free Press headline, Why Is No One Having Sex? https://www.thefp.com/p/why-is-no-one-having-sex

The Free Press is discovering new levels of Telling On Yourself that scientists previously thought could not exist

Glad I spell it differently

Well, that's a shocker. (sarcasm alert)

Yes we absolutely can

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

Every day I am filled with hate because my heart overflows with my love of the computer. aftermath.site/ram-prices-h...

One of the things that personally drives me crazy in the U.S. is how youth sports/athletic activities went from a part of the public good (municipal leagues and fields! rec centers! public parks!) to a privatized, expensive, highly competitive, highly structured pursuit for wealthy kids’ résumés

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE

then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"

and i was like.
oh!

NBC's epic Olympics failure SFGATE columnist Drew Magary loves the Olympics. But he hates NBC's Olympics.

Wrote some mean shit about NBC. www.sfgate.com/olympics/art...