Sam

The Boyardee/Dinty Moore/Hormel/Manwich/Spam canned meal section is in equal parts the most shameful and most secretly delicious part of the grocery store, when I was younger I thought it was for thirtysomething divorcees but now I know it's for cool dudes who happen to be single and over thirty

"Where's my fleshlight", probably

A very funny recent trend on Tiktok and Instagram are young thirst trappers targeting middle aged men of average endowment by repurposing memes and trends to be about wanting dad bods/silver foxes/age gap relationships/guys who are slinging 5 to 6 inches. Hustle never sleeps lol

Extremely hopped up on cold medicine right now and read and re-read this tweet thinking you meant "A Night at the Museum" and wondering what sort of subtext I must have missed if it had been bad enough to warrant a documentary lol

lol it might be true though, there are plenty of cases where the historical reason for something converged with a practical one - there were plenty of cabins and shacks in early America with roofs insulated with moss and mud and whatever else they could find, I bet wearing a hat paid off

As much as I like this line of reasoning, I think it's apocryphal, unfortunately - I think it dates back to removing your helmet and kneeling before a king/lord, like a dog exposing his belly in a way, putting yourself at their mercy, which evolved into removing your cap as a show of respect

West coast time is the best for nearly every American sport but F1, Premier league, and European Olympics produce some excruciating early morning weekend alarms

Me explaining why I’ve been a Mariners fan for most of my life

Fascinating to watch them continue to propagate the Western Civilization/Judeo-Christian Values bullshit while simultaneously destroying our 70+ year old alliances with both Canada and Europe. It's...it's almost like those concepts are just cover for a white supremacist ideology!

It took me months to get over Aftersun so I held off as long as I could for self-preservation reasons…and then I finally watched it and, yep, it wrecked me

Sure, I think it's easy to fantasize about a utopian outcome if things had gone differently, but Butler had shown a willingness as military governor of New Orleans to hang people whether it offended polite society or not, and a think even just a few show trials would have gone a long way

If only Benjamin Butler had accepted Lincoln's offer to be his VP in 1864 rather than letting it devolve upon Andrew Johnson we might have extinguished the flame of all that Lost Cause bullshit with the blood of the planter class before it ever got started

Well thankfully when the SEC broke up Facebook after their manipulation of video viewership numbers they set a strong precedent for harshly punishing this sort of thi...aw, shit

People have always loved to argue online but the current cultural climate has - in many cases, justifiably - destroyed the concept of nuance, so if you say something that can be squinted at and seen as even mildly oppositional to their personal viewpoint, you are immediately an enemy

I could see some Catherine Zita-Jones there though, too

The Japanese woman would have had her jacket zipped all the way up to the top and taken a long and deliberate drag off a cigarette two full seconds after the camera panned up, but otherwise, flawless composition

One of the few dudes who has aged in the exact way a makeup team would have done him up if he had been in Back to the Future or something

One of the wildest career trajectories of any pro athlete in any sport, won 3/4ths of the career slam and the Tour Championship between 2015 and 2017 and has just bungled his away along in the decade since

I wouldn't cross the one on the left for money

I'm glad to have reached a point in my life and in my relationship to the country I live in where I can wave the stars and stripes for some members of Team USA and feel indifference or open disdain for others without feeling guilty. No longer feeling obligated to root for chuds is nice

lol he is half black though so Rowling, queen of subtlety, would have named him Thomas Chatterton Mutombo or something

What the fuck is he doing on here, did he get ip banned from Reddit for dropping too many epic atheist truth bombs lol

I bought metaphorical stock in Tubi being the best streaming app over a year ago and continue to be proved right. Jonny Quest! Magilla Gorilla! Teen Titans! Dexter’s Laboratory! Tom and Jerry!

He's so good in *everything*, I don't know how widely seen it was but The Great is one of my favorite recent TV series, he steals pretty much every scene he's in and that's saying a lot when he's starring opposite someone as endearing as Elle Fanning

You should watch Young Frankenstein if you haven't seen it already - same era, similar sense of humor, and the GOAT Gene Wilder

In some ways that's true but I think she was a case of "by the time you see one rat, you've already got an infestation" - plenty of the Republicans who enthusiastically went fasch once Trump got elected were already in office in 2008, they were just waiting for permission

When I was in college I'd take my laundry over to my grandparents on Sundays and have dinner and I'll never forget my grandma seeing some of my tattered undershirts and asking "wouldn't you be embarrassed if you got in an accident and the nurses in the hospital saw that this is what you had on?"

Oh, me too, I had a fantastically colorful bruise on my right butt cheek for a few weeks after a drunk shower fall a few years ago, I just think "are you afraid of being seen naked because you fell, if so buy this" is a strange framing for a story about bath mats