Fallon Jones

Pulp: Tiny Desk Concert Jarvis Cocker croons, coos and dances his way through this career-spanning Tiny Desk with Pulp.

Jarvis Cocker croons, coos and dances his way through this career-spanning Tiny Desk with Pulp. n.pr/4pbIgkn

Pronouncing Bangor as "Banger" in front of native Mainers just to feel something ✨️

My 5yo mournfully, watching King of the Hill: "Luann isn't real. 😞"

Adorable art of a yellow bookstore framed by autumn trees, and the words "Meet me at the bookstore" on the front. Available at https://buyolympia.com/Item/little-truths-studio-lts-131-meet-me-at-the-bookstore-sticker This store has great designs so please check them out!

It's Independent Bookstore Day!

I'm an indie writer with my own store, and I've discounted all ebooks to $1.00 for today only.

theagahfstore.bigcartel.com

#IndependentBookstoreDay #BookSky #bookshop #bookstore #books

A circular illustration of 19 colorful different species of invertebrates across various phyla (arthropods, cnidarians, echinoderms, sponges, mollusks, annelids, flatworms). Black arching text surrounding them reads “Celebrate Invertebrate Biodiversity”. They are illustrated on a light blue background.

Happy #Invertefest! Celebrate invertebrate biodiversity 🐛💕

Bookshop: Buy books online. Support local bookstores. An online bookstore that financially supports local independent bookstores and gives back to the book community.

PLEASE don’t buy into Amazon’s booksale this week.

They are intentionally trying to eat into profits from Indie Bookstore Day this weekend, a really important annual event for our important community institutions.

Check out your local fave or bookshop.org.

an entire people is being deliberately starved to death

Tradition states that last night Jesus emptied out all the jails. Spent Saturday night telling people “I don’t care what you did, people weren’t made for prisons.” The next day to prove His point He broke out of solitary. It is finished. Easter is incompatible with the carceral state. Happy Easter.

Nothing convinces your spouse that you're doing a good job solo parenting evenings like your 5-year-old asking to listen to Ashnikko when you're all in the car 😅

Photo of a bright orange corn snake with brown and black spots coiled in a wooden shelter and poking her head out

Daily boops

hey this game rules and is Genuinely Funny, a thing thats more rare in comedy games than you'd think. highest possible recommendation, runs ya less than a burger, just do it already ya dangus

Morning snoots from Ezmr

Scenes from a protest outside of USAID today.

my god PLEASE do not sign up online for an organized general strike via a slick looking website claiming hundreds of thousands have already registered.

even if it's not a honeypot, it's still going to be a honeypot.

So the world's richest man spends a fortune backing Trump and is given the go-ahead to...

-Run an "efficiency" agency despite having billions in govt contracts

-Replace civil servants with his own cronies

-Gain access to sensitive Treasury payment systems

See the problem?

How do you convince yourself that the world is not ending when each day feels like a tiny Armageddon?

Looking forward to summer for once, knowing that I can finally sit outside around sunrise with a cup of coffee and not sweat into a husk.

One gray tabby cat and a black and white tuxedo cat are curled together in a green bed that barely fits the both of them

Oh good grief

🎨 an annotated shoulders-up drawing of a spotted hyena, labeling "charm points": pumpkin spice mohawk, forehead wrinkles, cowlick, round, expressive ears; sleepy eyes, round nose and muzzle, (and) polite facial expression

spotted hyenas are unfairly maligned creatures, and are as cute as any other large carnivorous mammal. I drew this helpful diagram in 2022 to spread knowledge, peace, and love.

Yeesh, it's relieving to finally have a job again! I ended up in a really cool histology position and I'm actually pretty pumped.

As has been said by those doing the work: posting is not praxis. Being angry isn't activism. Sharing memes and dunks and sarcastic insults from dudes w/substacks isn't building a sustainable, inclusive community

She kind of makes me wish I hadn't flipped my first (Rachel) and middle (Fallon) names, frankly. Like what a legend.

We discussed her in a class recently and I'm still riled up about it. Sorry. We don't talk shit about Rachel Carson in this household.

Can't help but wonder if critics would still have blamed Rachel Carson for the whole DDT debacle if she 1) had been a man and 2) hadn't been rumored to be queer. I think we know the answer to that, though.

My 4yo is banging around in the shower singing a song that goes:

[Incoherent mumbling]
"Cheese! Cheese! Cheese, again!"
[Incoherent mumbling followed by a shriek]

I'm a little sad that I left Arkansas without ever getting to see a timber rattlesnake in the wild.

Me before moving into the new house: "I'm thinking that we should do nice blues and greens, just pleasant nature colors."

Me after moving in, perched on my throne of lies (the computer chair): "JEWEL TONES! JEWEL TONES EVERYWHERE!"