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“No … this is 221 Chestnut Drive. … You want the big place around the corner.”

“No … this is 221 Chestnut Drive. … You want the big place around the corner.”

Burrowing owl couple-- the male is standing and tilting his head to the side while blinking one eye. Only the top of the female's head is visible and one wide eye is showing from behind a plant.

Good morning! 🪶

Smiling Corgi mix pup on a light green pillow

Hey, everybody, it's time for your morning Milton

it's funny how so many people seem to have read this in the monetary sense and not the value sense

I think you have too many followers. I'd tell you to be weirder, but look who I'm talking to. I'll instead tell you to be more boring.

Educating kids is fascist?

blocked in 26 seconds, that's impressive. now what did it say?

BLAKE BORTLES!

Talk about the most Jason Mendoza way to win a game

Stop that! your GF and your dog would be sad! Your bunny might notice!

Any time I had an ingrown hair, or an impacted multipili situation, or really any dermal issue at all, I'd find a 200 lb woman sitting on me wielding a razor blade and tweezers.

It wasn't bad, I felt loved.

I've got a shaving bump on my neck I'm currently ignoring she'd have held me down and attacked with a razor blade and tweezers three weeks ago.

One of the only ways my ex and I were compatible is she was fucking OBSESSED with the hair my body produced, from the peach fuzz on my bald scalp to the impacted compound hairs on my face produced from shaving.

You're telling me Dihydrotestosterone makes hair follicles in a perfect circle around the crown of my scalp give up the ghost and only make peach fuzz vellus hairs, but THAT SAME DHT made hair on the opposite side of my skull start extruding super thick terminal hairs?

MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

And why is it so localized? I have a perfectly round monk's tonsure where my head only grows peach fuzz. WHY?! My entire back and sides of my scalp are completely unaffected!

I can't see how either sexual selection or natural selection could make it so prevalent. Vitamin D? Are you kidding me, I have to wear a hat at all times outdoors or I get sunburn!

I still don't understand male pattern baldness. I mean, I know how it works, I have since I learned that it was a sex-linked trait in freshman biology and got home and looked at the photos of all my bald maternal uncles. I just don't understand how it evolved.

My last haircut was probably in 2003. I'd lost so much hair I made the decision to adopt "cut it all off" as my hairstyle.

I stuck with that until 2017 when I lost the wife who preferred that fit and switched to Sikh style hair care, where I don't cut anything.

I haven't muted him because my list of muted terms already excludes 95% of his posts.

yeah but Jason from the Good Place has to be loving it right now.

well, unless he's sad that they dropped Blake Bortles.

that was a joke, you're allowed to doom if it's funny, buddy keep up!

Buddy, I think there's a 237 year old institution of the American states that is on the brink of a breakup, keep up.

weirdly, that's by itself enough information to tell you with 95% confidence you dodged a bullet there.

Soul food was also banned from our table because my parents, bless their souls, weren't about to cook black people food, but once again I loved it as the only place I could find okra or collard greens when my mom wasn't making Brazilian food.

Mexican food was strictly banned from our family's table for two reasons: my mom didn't like hot peppers and she hated the fact that everyone she met thought she was "Mexican." (she was Brazilian.)

Mary is taking Brenda out for a girls' night wearing a smoking leather jacket and cowboy boots and jeans, it's the hottest we've ever seen her. George is preparing for a poker night with the guys wearing a Rugby shirt.

The sartorial choices are spot on, but my parents weren't nearly as sociable.

Me too, that was Jan 2021, a very dark time.

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In every verse some of them just organically switch an octave higher for harmony. This kind of male socialization could fix the kids.