Bailey Woods

it just got leaked that she's been a registered Republican since 2024 so idk, personally I think the media has been pretty implicitly building her up to be aryan right-wing boob queen for a while now

Jewish people be like "yeah I really dug the first half but it honestly loses me when the son character is introduced"

I had a dream last night where you said the Up was a bad movie because "the bird is an asshole... and he doesn't even eat anyone!"

experimental horror film about the criterion closet - a central nervous system of cinema, a shrine of media yet only accessible to the hollywood elite who exploit its beauty for internet points - the Filmbro's Monster

I'M BACK, FUCK-ER!

Vance has such "don't let him off the leash" henchman energy, I fully believe he would bite my hand off

all the libs have gone full transphobia it's unfortunately not surprising

it's among my all-time favourite film scenes but it does bug me how he just tosses all those good pillows off the bed.. bro's literally going to sleep forever he could at least make the coziest bed imaginable

cartoon mice are the best cartoon animals because they always up to shit like moaning about gorgonzola in their sleep

conservatives when their lives improve but so does everyone elses

white cis male leftist who gets blacklisted by Big Woke because he tried to cancel David Lynch for voting for Reagan in 84

binging Seinfeld is painful as fuck. like yea these four guys are all awful, deeply flawed people, but they become family to you, and hoping that this is the time they'll get the girl, or the job, is utterly futile. 20 minute sequences of tragic characters losing everything, on loop for eternity

the guy who won 10 million dollars on Beast Games absolutely voted for Trump

can't we all just get along?

never trust friends who "just gotta run to the loo" during a movie.. chances are, they're just afraid of the Truth

I like to imagine the sun and moon as besties

love the fast & furious "family" aspect because it's so clearly there for the wife-beaters watching so they can go "yeah, I like me action movies with a little bit of heart <3"

the bluesky front has fallen to the neoliberal dads

what if you woke up in a world where instead everyone was making memes about the American Dad

How the fuck are 1800 people stupid enough to like this?

they should put luca guadagnino and yorgos lanthimos in a competition to see who can make the most movies in one year and whoever loses dies

if I was in the Cars universe the first thing I'd do is drive up to one of the living trains that can't go anywhere and shout "hey choo-choo, looks like your life's BACK ON TRACK!" before getting on board and shouting "hey fag, I'm LITERALLY coming inside you!"

Super Mario 64 has the best Bowser battle because you overpower him by swinging him around by the tail. It's so intimate getting to violate the slow, heavy Bowser in such a degrading fashion - like a terrified puppy, at the mercy of where you will end up throwing him

they're gonna do Rango 2

I'm not even disagreeing with you here?? What do you mean cope lol

solo John never wrote a Dancing Queen tier song but suggesting that Knowing Me Knowing You is better than any of his post-Beatle gems is insane, that's like the worst ABBA hit

I agree that solo Paul is way better tho

praying for a political headline that isn't "the worst people just did the worst thing"

seeing movies with him in general is a nightmare because anything remotely abstract or impressionistic will confuse him, make him distant but visibly frustrated. I took him to see Aftersun once to fuck with him and we haven't spoke of that day since

took my dad to see The Brutalist, in the car home he kept asking me questions like "why did that happen" or "why does it end like that" and I sort of had the bleak epiphany that the reason he loved Oppenheimer so much is because he's a "it's based on a true story, therefore a good movie" kinda dad