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Don't worry prince andrew, trump will get you out of this with one of his famous pardons! /s
20.02.2026 16:14 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
At least we have one upstanding leader still...
20.02.2026 16:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
trump's tring to help the homie out but the pardons aren't working this time for some reason...
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If only musk had learned from Genghis Khan how to not be in the epstein files...
20.02.2026 16:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
musk is pivoting towards the right-wing christianity grift pipeline as we speak. jesus forgives, even pedo billionaire oligarchs, right? just like russell brand and many others...
20.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Something's wrong, trump's pardons aren't working this time!
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Why can't our laws apply to Britain? :( /s
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The cogs of capitalism are greased in the blood of the poor. In this case, the poor will suffer from climate catastrophes while the rich find new ways to make money off of it. They've rigged the game and are arresting activists. When will we save Earth and stop them?
20.02.2026 16:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm glad that this opens up a huge new avenue for capitalists to exploit the poor! I was worried the rich would suffer from climate change as well... fhew!
20.02.2026 15:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I'm sure the elections will be free and fair, just look at the new voting booths they're using to placate us! /s
20.02.2026 15:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like when pete stauber cheated at hockey...
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What do you mean? They're giving us everything chuck schumer is asking for before the elections, things that will really make a difference! /s
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They've already got my vote after mollifying my fears that our elections will have coercive elements, fhew! That was a close one!
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The X-stein Files
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Issue 376
February 20, 2026
#votingbooth #tulsigabbard #novemberelection #voterfraud #churchexplosion #climatechange #capitalism #globalwarming #drought #foodsecurity #pedonaldtrump #princeandrew #epsteinfiles #elonmusk #twitter #christofascism
I appreciate it!
20.02.2026 15:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Answer: all of them (as long as there is no red food coloring)
20.02.2026 15:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yes, the make-believe democrat known as chuck schumer, written only in stories, a myth that doesn't really exist and hasn't really fucked up offering proper resistance for over a year now...
20.02.2026 15:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Oval office, interior: trump sits, inconsolable, a pile of pardons stacked on floor.
Camera pans in, all pardons for ex-prince andrew.
Smash cut, trump screams: "Why aren't they working?!" as camera flies backwards, up and out of White House, a flock of birds scared off of a tree on the lawn.
"Consumers still sour they're unable to make ends meet, should count their blessings they're allowed to continue to live at all..." go fuck yourself.
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She has been in service to Shaitan for ages
13.02.2026 17:28 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
bondi pledged her soul to The Dark One...
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She is a darkfriend...
13.02.2026 17:25 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Be careful, Patrick, lest you draw The Dark One's ire... /s
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She's evil incarnate
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