Aidan Wake

The government doesn't work for you.
It turns out the government works for pedophiles.

It does this happily, with no moral qualms.

But you go off...

i bet it feels so good for the bowling ball when you stick your fingers in it

Jeni's Amoxicillin Ice Cream for Elder Millennials

if you're reading this, bad news. you will not see posting valhalla

Surprise ICE warehouse could house up to 10,000 detainees for months at a time, new documents show After weeks of speculation about what the 400,000-square-foot warehouse in Surprise might be used for, the documents confirm it will be retrofitted as an ICE detention center, potentially housing 7,00...

We must stop every single proposed concentration camp. www.kjzz.org/the-show/202...

$413,000 per bed. Insanity.

While they cut health care, food assistance, etc.

[family restaurant]

me: do you serve kids here?

host: of course! we serve whole families

me: *touches earpiece* it's worse than we thought

a turtle looking out the window with the caption: watching the rest of the world's leaders face consequences

Watching the rest of the world's leaders face consequences

i am truly the shakespeare of my age

My OF is just me watching emotional scenes from movies and sobbing while stoned.

If he’s not holding your door or chair, it’s okay. My dad said men with small dicks have never learned to hold anything meaningful.

tweet from @cliftonhowze on twitter Last night at the #DataCenters meeting in Claremore, Darren Blanchard, who has attended most of these meetings around NE Oklahoma & has some pretty impressive FOIA/ORA skills, was arrested after going over his 3 min. allotted speaking time. First arrest I've seen at one of these.

in america, if you go over your 3 minute allotment to speak, men with guns come to take you away.

If you’re an American service member who gets killed in a retaliatory strike, your family can take comfort in the fact that it was done in service of making the host of Celebrity Apprentice feel like a big man for a minute, before he moved on to something else and forgets about this forever

Mike's hard sour cream. Now with twice the corn

The lack of consequences domestically shall continue until your emotional health & intelligence improves - now go take a break.

That’s a Behelit

That is not a smile, put it back

me and all my homies eat bananas in the morning

you guys would be hella surprised how inarticulate I am in person

I see you left my laughing emoji unacknowledged from two years ago, if you could rectify that please.

i’m like if an orca could post

Live a little. No, not like that.

the world upside down, is the new normal

the liminal space is calling from inside

You are here.

SLUGGO IS SITTING ON THE CURB WITH HIS FACE IN HIS HANDS SLUGGO: I'M BORED--I THINK I'LL BECOME A BEATNIK THOUGHT FOR THURSDAY

THOUGHT FOR THURSDAY

The song beneath the surface.

Bill Bramhall cartoon.

I want my grave guarded by a sarcophagoose.