LoveLee✨

My sister is messaging me and has just secured boyfriend number 5 in about 4 years!!

Her and Lancashire Police have so much in common... they both go after the same type of guys it seems.

Meanwhile, I'm approaching 14 years single. 😂😂😂

Coronation street.... It's like if Hollyoaks met GCSE drama. What the bloody hell have they done to the show! @itvx.com sort it out.

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It's officially been 1 year since I've had any sort of nookie.

I've stopped looking. I've deleted the apps. But.. what happens if/when it does happens? What if I forget what to do? What if I bark?

Half 8 on the dot, I send the dog upstairs to bed. It's a daily routine. He gives me the eyes constantly. Like a child. 😂

Some examples of my previous ones! 🫶🏼✊🏼

Everything should be free tbh. 🥰😂

Oh, getting the Carmel just right is such a chore... Mix mix mix. Stir stir stir.

Also, my tin opener went kaput on me, and well....

🥰🥰 I might make you some, sometime.
Not now though.

They'll be £22, printed with delivery.
(Trying to source them cheaper)

For those who know me... I always do a protest tee for pride and I'm not stopping yet! Say hello to this years version.

Section 28 2.0 - Kier Starmer this one's for you.

If you want one lmk.

So, I bake. I DIY. I garden and grow flowers. Why am I still single? Wife me up already.

Spent forever forwing my lily - Pretty Woman's and they've just finally all bloomed....but, with the strom due in later this eve, they'll be dead by tomorrow afternoon, so chopped them back and brought them indoors! Going to get the rest and have them in my bedroom.

They smell phenomenal!

Successfully failed in changing my dressings. Lumps and bumps galore. That was painful.
I'm also 7 different shades of colour. Mainly yellow and purple.

You bloody well are boyo!

Skinnnnny

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Taken my laxatives, 'cus I'm on codine.
Thought to myself, I shan't go to the shop for tea stuff, in case I shart...

Only, the laxatives take 2 days to kick in. So, just gotta sit here all bunged up, eh?

Where are we getting slutty 5inch shorts from these days?

It's 5am and I've just been attacked.
It's been nearly a year since any action and these adverts are coming for me. 😂😂😂

I feel like absolute boiled shit today.
Sickness comes and goes and tiredness hits hard. Hopefully theast of the anaesthesia is wearing off.

For those in tiktok follow me

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Oh, what a day. I am zonked.

Heading for surgery tomorrow... And I don't think my pals like my realistic views.

Also, if you wanna send flowers or malteasers DM me for my address xo 😂🫶🏼

The poor dog.. he hates me!

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

10 WEEKS OFF!!!!

Odds on how bored I'm going to be after day 4?

(I'm having surgery, my elbow is being reset)

I just verified my age by showing a one2one top up card.

Bathroom is a chore though.
Sprayed the mirror. Painted the walls. Painted to vanity unit. Just gotta start on the big jobs now. Pipework, removing the bath and installing a shower, tiling the walls and floor, installing a fluted shower screen and stoning the walls. Urghhhh.

Today has consisted of spraying black mirrors gold and making a start on my bathroom.

I don't think I'll ever be satisfied, with DIY or with life.. always on the go..always looking for things next thing. 😂

Yes! Sod off France! #womenseuros

There are times I think he's going to take off with force because of how much he waggs!