Lindsey with an E 🇨🇦

every single tech idea is like “soon our robots will be capable of playing catch with your kid, freeing you up to spend more time working on your employers’ spreadsheets”

First they tariff us Penguins. Then they pepper spray Frogtifa. Whats stopping them
From torturing teddy bears next?!!

Support Frogtifa!

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

I like how the news will be like “while the President claiming Portland was ruled by a giant skeleton named Mr Nibbles is not strictly true, it does speak to the anxiety of many Americans”

I love this image.

PORTLAND: “The frogs are multiplying”

(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)

Judge upholds North Dakota's ban on gender-affirming care for minors The Supreme Court ruled in June that states can ban gender-affirming medical care for transgender minors. At least 27 states have laws restricting or banning such care.

#NeverNorthDakota

www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-...

The campaign against “antifa” is about establishing a beachhead for further attacks on speech and assembly rights. We see that today in the effort to preemptively label No Kings protesters as “terrorists.”

Yes hi hello if you work in media and are writing stories about antifa, and you don’t instantly point out that antifa does not exist as a formal organization…

You are a shit journalist.
You are supporting the misinformation from a fascist regime.
You should find a new job.

Billionaire Peter Thiel believes Greta Thunberg works for the Antichrist.

A restraining order was issued YESTERDAY by a federal judge barring detention of journalists in this district unless they refuse to reposition themselves and are given adequate time to do so, or there’s probable cause they’ve committed a crime.

sometimes it feels a bit on the nose that the very people wearing masks right now are often the same people who refused to wear one in 2020.

try to be more subtle, writers of the America show!!!!

Where are the “Christians are under attack” folks on this?

20 paragraphs down in the NBC News story that broke the information that the administration is considering invoking the Insurrection Act is the report that Stephen Miller is driving the issue.

The Discord Hack is Every Users’ Worst Nightmare A hack impacting Discord’s age verification process shows in stark terms the risk of tech companies collecting users’ ID documents. Now the hackers are posting peoples’ IDs and other sensitive informa...

BREAKING: A catastrophic breach has impacted Discord user data including selfies and identity documents uploaded as part of the app’s verification process, email addresses, phone numbers, approximately where the user lives, and much more.

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I wonder if they'll pause the beating so they can force me to watch an ad.

I was working on the story and he just came out and said it

NYT headline: "Rutgers Expert on Antifa Tries to Flee to Spain After Death Threats" subheadline: "Mark Bray was teaching courses on antifascism. Turning Point USA accused him of belonging to antifa, which he denies. His flight to Spain was canceled abruptly on Wednesday night."

you'd think a prominent news outlet like the New York Times might mention that "antifa" isn't an actual organization in a long story about antifa, but nope!

and the subhead helps props up a false claim this professor was up to something seedy as something up for debate

She's Canadian, you wouldn't know her.

Saint Lucia 🇱🇨

fellas is it gay to live in a city

Someone should start asking why we’re hearing and seeing Stephen Miller so much all of a sudden.

And she’s still going to widen Kenaston.

“.. On closer inspection, however, it turned out that the image was not a photograph of a real event in Portland, but instead a fabrication created by combining two photographs of scenes that unfolded in South America nearly a decade apart ..”

@theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

REPORT: Princess Peach’s New Album, “Life of a Toadgirl” Features Track Entitled “Pipe” That Describes Mario’s Penis in Excruciating Detail.

and 99% of them think they're being subtle while vaping indoors

John Oliver: "If ICE can bother some guys at a roofing job, bystanders can bother ICE at their state-sanctioned kidnapping job."

"The royals loved the show. Everyone was happy. The people that were doing the festival were thrilled." -- Bill Burr on the Riyadh Comedy Festival

Province: does nothing to mitigate Covid, prevent Long Covid and help the tens of thousands of Manitobans disabled by it

*provincial employee is disabled by Covid*

Province: fuck you