Jenny

I wonder how many times Irma has sung the anthem in the Dome. She could be close to triple digits.

Gold skeleton throwing a Subway sandwich

Life’s short. Laugh more. Even during the #spookyseason #FreeDC

Bernie Sanders v @BernieSanders I am now heading to Shreveport, Louisiana,

When an SEC team goes 6-6.

Yet if the movement is leaderless and anarchic, it isn't chaotic. It has guiding principles that allow participants to self- regulate even as the movement constantly reinvents itself. Among those principles is ("do not split"). Protesters use the expression to say that no one in the movement should condemn or obstruct the actions of fellow protesters they disagree with. People who oppose a given action should sit it out, but not try to prevent it.

The use of force, in particular, is a divisive issue. Some insist on the necessity of keeping the protests peaceful, so that they will seem morally legitimate and may gain sympathy from the broader public. Others — especially younger protesters or protesters who consider that the lengthy sit-ins of the Umbrella Movement failed — believe that some measure of force has become necessary; otherwise, the government will simply ignore them. The “do not split” idea acts as a bridge between these two factions by promoting mutual respect for diverging views within the protest movement.

the hong kong protestors used the phrase "do not split" to mean that the radical protest and peaceful protest arms of the movement should refuse to criticize each other.

Add a Habeas Corpus petition to the next Pocket Constitution

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Late pick six, punt return TD, game-winning field goal at the buzzer

For some reason they don't understand that being willing to lie about your height in the first place is the actual dealbreaker

Inside Elon Musk’s ‘Digital Coup’ Musk’s loyalists at DOGE have infiltrated dozens of federal agencies, pushed out tens of thousands of workers, and siphoned millions of people’s most sensitive data. The next step: Unleash the AI.

Today we're publishing a monster feature that dives deep into the initial six weeks over Elon Musk's government takeover. Our entire newsroom came together to help make this story happen. Read this culmination of our blood, sweat, and tears:

OF THE EMPIRE We will be known as a culture that feared death and adored power, that tried to vanquish insecurity for the few and cared little for the penury of the many. We will be known as a culture that taught and rewarded the amassing of things, that spoke little if at all about the quality of life for people (other people), for dogs, for rivers. All the world, in our eyes, they will say, was a commodity. And they will say that this structure was held together politically, which it was, and they will say also that our politics was no more than an apparatus to accommodate the feelings of the heart, and that the heart, in those days, was small, and hard, and full of meanness.

From a poetry collection by Mary Oliver, where after a hundred poems showcasing gentle observations on nature and animals, she hits you with this

man he's a perfect synthesis of patrick bateman and gob bluth, isn't he? so perfect that i don't have to say his name for you to know exactly who i'm talking about

renewable energy source? you mean my spiked cortisol levels from 9-5…?

the phantom of the opera carefully cutting a mardi gras mask in half

Falcons players identified extra ventilation as a need

The survey again notes that Falcons players identified extra ventilation as a need due to consistent stank

The best NFLPA report card tidbit is someone was blowing up the Atlanta Falcons locker room bathroom so badly that the players felt the need to mention it during the survey

A double decker tour bus in front of a wrecked Mardi Gras float

Love it when the tourists get an authentic experience.

Why is this dimwitted drunk sex pest I hired for a key position making mistakes

DID YOU KNOW?

New Orleans, Louisiana is called the “Big Easy” for how easily the Philadelphia Eagles dismantled the Kansas City Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX on February 9, 2025.

Politicians whenever something bad happens in New Orleans

Feathers and blood on the talons 10/10

TP’ing the Naval Observatory!