Eli Jorgensen

sometimes I catch myself judging other people’s taste music and then I remember most of what I enjoy is dogshit

all this Cradle of Filth drama online makes me wanna listen to Cradle of Filth

So sad I didn’t swim this summer

i love when I get on Resident Evil Tik Tok. If the internet was only RE content I would be completely satisfied

“A toodley doo!!”

Being online in 2025.

Tattoo of a rapier with jasmine flowers wrapping around it and a dark ribbon tied around the hilt.

no big deal just solaeris looking totally fire on my actual arm

artist @elijorgensen.bsky.social (amazing! check them out if you’re in the seattle area! 🫵💜)

fros

We got it on VHS 👀

everybody go listen to and buy this now. @gwinmoire.sisc.one is so talented and cool and her music is awesome 💜💜💜

Yes bitch 🙏🏼

stupid bitches rise up

What’s it called when you want to spend most of your time thinking about vampires and playing spooky point and click adventure games on your computer while sipping a fun beverage? This is what I imagine a woman in the 90’s who’s obsessed with Anne Rice novels would do with her evenings and I get it

Remembered how much I hate the theme song to Firefly the other day and it put me in a good mood for like 20 minutes

why’s the xenomorph so fucking wet

Still feeling a weird combo of horrified / incredibly amused that Trump thinks people who come to the USA seeking ‘asylum’ have basically escaped from the depths of Arkham Asylum. He’s a very dumb bitch!

Tight

Finally got one of my favorite Saga panels tattooed thanks to @elijorgensen.bsky.social. They did Fiona Staples' work justice. 🤩

i’m too mad (and poor) to buy a switch 2

It’s unclear

all star wars is shit pacing tho

Gross drawing of a figure that’s all gross and shit, tummy is a mouth full of sharp teeth, one hand holding the heavy tongue coming out of the tummy mouth. Lots of gross tentacle from the waist down. Idk

Drawing body horror stuff is fun cuz there’s no rules

Expedition 33 combat is maybe the most fun I’ve ever had fighting something in a video game. you parry just right and get the most satisfying little final fantasy moment with lots of whooshing and every time I’m like, hell yeah get fucked old man

i have to continually remind myself before, during and after a nap that now is not the time to try and tackle all my most pressing problems in life