Heidi Smith

Too bad it wasn’t good

Forget Charli, putting Chappell on Wuthering Heights would’ve made it not so aggressively mid

Closest I’ve come from walking out on a film, almost threw up from the 3D IMAX 😮‍💨

Was hoping Wuthering Heights would give Pride and Prejudice (2005) but honestly it gave Bridgerton and that’s a tragedy

Streeteasy: your dream home awaits
The home: *is in New Jersey*

Went to the movies and the guy checking our tickets told my brother “nice face by the way”

Overheard in nyc: “you pay 13 million to live there and you can’t get a package delivered”

Pulling out my terminal skills to encrypt my apartment application bc I’m not about to get my identity stolen. Never say I’m not a drama queen

Hospitals and insurers are fighting over money, leaving patients in the lurch The disputes stem from rising health care costs, with insurers and hospitals fighting more aggressively over the price of care.

NEW: Hospital-insurer contract fights are increasingly going public nationwide, and patients are feeling the fallout.

One breast cancer survivor in NYC says she may have to switch doctors mid-treatment after Mount Sinai’s physicians left Anthem’s network.

www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

It's crazy that I have a friend who's close enough that they visited me in the hospital (over a year ago) but I didn't get their number until today

The amount of data substack gives me is crazy… who tf is this random Singaporean who found my blog on DuckDuckGo??

A24 is too fucking full of themselves rn I'm so serious

Google hints at big AirDrop expansion for Android "very soon" AirDrop came to the Pixel 10 last year, and more Android phones will join the party in 2026.

Ok this is actually insane arstechnica.com/gadgets/2026...

I'm so petty I submitted a negative rate my professor review 3 years later bc the site wasn't working at the time and it's been chilling in my notes app since.

Excuse me

Statin Island Chuck declared 6 more weeks of White Boy Winter—who am I to complain?

My Oura ring says my body is showing serious signs of stress and sleep debt, I feel like I should get a “get out of work free but get to do other stuff” card bc I'm really only going to justify doing the other stuff

I'm usually a nice person but when I'm scrolling pinterest and click on an interesting post and it's actually an Amazon ad that opens in browser I want to choose violence

“And now, as promised, the tangent” maybe I'm both Larry David and Sheldon Cooper

If you're wondering what brought me to hinge

Sent my mom a pic of my new hairdryer. She thought it was a sex toy bc she’s been watching Bridgerton…now I gotta see this latest season

I love bumble

Listening to The Beach Boys and they’re singing about a “dashboard” I’m like wait aren’t they from the 60s then remembered cars exist…no wonder the conservatives are worried about the liberal youth of the city…or maybe I work too close to BI folks

I buy my TP and paper towels from Trader Joes. Not because they’re good (they’re not) but bc I refuse to do paper towel math and they have one option of each

Going on dates with women so I can use my company ERG pride merch not as an ally…and also WOMEN

Conversation with my doctor today:
Her: which of these pills are you on?
Me: none of them
Her: why?
Me: idk you didn’t give me them

I straight up have no cell reception in the middle of nyc rn. Maybe those t mobile ads about being better had some weight to them

Telling my mom a dog poop anecdote and she said she’ll never get pets then remembered she has outdoor fish but that they could be dead so that’s what’s going on in boomer land. At least she’s not sending AI Facebook slop today

I have genuinely not heard from a single person who is choosing to see this movie

Saw an ad today for the “official boots of PBR” and needless to say I’ll never buy those boots